#bc sapnap is in this for a small part and it’s so cute lol

[sappynapper]

i loved the “annoying things about dating dteam” could you do a part 2 pretty please or more things along those lines :]

hey tysm! sure i can, they’re probably very annoying so there’s lots to say smile

cw: suggestive in sap's, and suggestive bordering on nsfw in george's (just at the end),

Annoying things about dating them pt.2

Dream

he kind of tunnel visions about things, so sometimes he neglects you a bit bc he’s obsessing about something else but then his brain will switch back to you and you can’t get a moment away from him lol

in fact, he knows everything about you, which is actually not cute when you say something offhand about strawberries being your favourite fruit and he’s like “no it’s not it’s mangos 🤓”

acts like an actual dad, but of the “let’s rock and roll guys” and “hi hungry, i’m dream” variety, it’s not sexy

he's always taking photos of you when you're not looking (creep), and won't delete the ones you don't like :(

you know the phrase "pick your battles", well he has and it's all of them. he will argue with you about anything

i don't mean you fight all the time, i mean you'll say something dumb that doesn't matter at all and he'll pull up 3 pages of google search results to really drive home how wrong you are

Sapnap

he’s a pisces man

he'll ask you what you think of his new haircut or outfit and if you say you like it he's all "why are you lying :/"

and i hope you don’t get the ick from “babbbyyyy 🥺 wuv youuu” type messages bc he definitely sends them don’t fight me you know i’m right

it’s either that or the driest texts you’ve ever seen when he's busy, he’s more physical contact than words of affirmation i guess

he brags about how hot you are literally 24/7 no matter who he’s talking to or what’s going on: on stream, during competitions, literally whenever. maybe you don’t mind but i’d be embarrassed af lmao he doesn’t know how to chill

also very touchy in public, literally so into pda it borders on indecent and gets you told off by old people and pta mom types sometimes

George

all your friends think he’s sooo hot and talk about it all the time even in front of you?? it’s so annoying

fans may like the cooking streams but after stepping in god knows what in your socks at 8am when you're just trying to make some cereal and a coffee.. you're less excited about them

he's very private, which you respect, but trying to get completely normal information for an s/o to know out of him is like beating your face against a brick wall sometimes

also if you mention something small about him to a mutual friend, he'll act like you just listed his social security number, mother's maiden name, and three of his freakiest kinks, why is he so???

also, you know that thing he does when someone mediashares a thirst trap of him and he'll ask the other person on stream what they thought about it?? yeah he does that in bed fhjsgdk

like you'll moan or give some praise after he does something and he'll stop and be like "what did you think about that?" TEASE