#bc one of the residents has a rotary phone and i think i was made to have a little cigarette holder and be smoking and use the bottom end o | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nomaishuttle · 1 year ago

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not to be like i was born in the wrong generation I wasnt lmao. however i do think god made me to be a socialite in like the 1930s who isnt even actually rich i just bum off my rich friends and i have a great time and i die under mysterious circumstances at age 25

#me now well id never hang out with rich ppl if i could help it but if i was leeching money off them .. i might be a bit more tolerable #its redistributing the wealth. but yeah basically truly honest to god the main reason i think thisis #bc one of the residents has a rotary phone and i think i was made to have a little cigarette holder and be smoking and use the bottom end o #the cigarette holder to dial my girls or whatever. and im realizing what im describing is cruella de vil she did that . i dont want to be #a puppy murderer or anything but like she did slay. literally thosepuppies JOKE SHE DIDNT EVEN but yk.

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