#bc of. the deerkaid.

[ad-hawkeye]

any time i look at any alkaid that isnt deer alkaid i just go and WHY aren’t you in uniform🤨😒

anon i hope you know i've been laughing at this ask all day and i rushed to make this meme specifically for you i hope you enjoy

[romance-rambles]

you know, when lars topup card name was revealed, i thought i'd be going woof woof bark bark for him. embarrassingly, i am a green name. if deerkaid told me to bark, i would. i'd be barking before he finished his sentence.

i need someone to bonk me bcs his stupid outfit is somehow not a built-in deterrent.

"what's wrong with a little revenge" <- the man who usually doesnt say that

am i just supposed to. not. lose my mind. why did they give him any rizz at all. i hate it here.

this is the alkaid i know. i hate him. i want to kiss him. HOW DARE HE??? HOW DARE HE BE SO POLITE AFTER ALL THAT???

i wish i was a little raccoon...

good sir, are you saying you're part of the competition? because right now, there is no competition. there's only me and you and you and me and—