#bc of course izunas insane mad science nonsense works.

[doveywovy]

@justsomeoneunordinary your tags on this au made me realize how fucking funny it is from Tobirama's perspective if he did stick around in the pure lands.

he's hanging out in the pure lands, waiting for Hashirama to come along before he gets to the next bit, and then- there's a big pile of fish in front of him.

Okay. weird. But he's already dead so there's no risk in eating it- and hey, it tastes good! neat.

A few days later a cup of his favorite tea shows up, still warm. Then fruit, then more fish, until every day he's getting something he loves to eat just appearing in front of him. maybe some interesting books too, stuff like that. (anything that izuna could reasonable burn for him to receive.)

Let's say he can talk to the summons who reside there, as opposed to in their own dimensions or on earth. So he goes to bother his summons for answers. hey yoshiro-sama, do you perhaps know why delicious food keeps randomly appearing in front of me?

yoshiro: oh yeah. that's from your husband.

tobirama: i don't remember having a husband.

yoshiro: you didn't! now you do. he's very devoted, congratulations.

tobirama: okay, neat. who is he?

yoshiro: izuna.

tobirama:

yoshiro: uchiha? izuna uchiha?

tobirama: i've heard of him.

yoshiro: yes, well, now you've married him.