#bc my upstairs neighbours gave me a SHITLOAD of chocolates a couple weeks ago and i don't like those kind | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

yardsards · 1 year ago

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note that i'm only halfway joking about the old people candy bit. this is some of what i had put out for the kids irl tonight

(hardly any kids come down this way and buying candy for the occasion is mostly a wasted effort so i've just started emptying my candy dish into the bucket lol)

#eliot posts #tho at the beginning of the night there were various chocolates #mostly mint chocolates and dark chocolate reese's #bc my upstairs neighbours gave me a SHITLOAD of chocolates a couple weeks ago and i don't like those kind #me and my upstairs neighbours are locked in a silent competition where we try to be more polite than each other #like. they had given me a plate of cookies #so i was like hoohoohoo let me return that plate with fresh baked muffins on it #and when i knocked on their door to deliver their muffins they gave me a big container of candies #(i told them i could not possibly eat that much chocolate and they told me i could give it to others and to just take it)#i don't know if they're aware if this strange polite one upsmanship we find ourselves in or not #it's like #i help them move furniture. they catsit for me for a week and REFUSE to take payment #they say my cat is their friend bc he is often looking at then through the window when they go to work early in the morning #they're such nice people i'm gonna miss them when i move

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