#bc i cant picture darman being that stupid abt it or her lying/misleading abt it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

starwarsanthropology · 4 months ago

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Found a way to make darman and etian work as in canon for my clones r trans brainworms trans darman w phallo and etian just is daydreaming abt having kids so hard she accidentally uses the force to trans his gender even more

#repcomm #darman jacking it a week after they leave triple 0 like what the fuck im not supposed to ejaculate #after medical testing: HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE A SPERM COUNT #etian didnt know and also it was not either lies or negligence on either of their parts #he learns abt etians pregnancy earlier bc he contacts her like HI WE FUCKED UP and shes like THANK GOD yeah im pregnant #i also dont think etian was like. shitty abt it in universe i think in canon she accidentally force overrode both of their BC implants #bc i cant picture darman being that stupid abt it or her lying/misleading abt it #not only bc i dont think thatd be in character also bc i dont think shed be able to lie abt it effectively #so in my heart it was. oh i want this VERY bad someday. [accidentally manifests in the force] Fuck #or just manifests force baby a la shmi maybe...#the alternate version is they r t4t and darman learns hes pregnant and goes AW FUCK and. idk actually itd be a shitshow

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