#bc his boyfriend is such a foodie and I think it’s funny

[incandescent-creativity]

Got anyone who appreciates ranch on mashed potatoes?

I’ve literally never heard of this concoction in my life who the fuck is eating ranch on mashed potatoes

Matt

[officiallyashley]

TMNT BAYVERSE HEADCANONS— ash smacking raph’s butt

NOTES: I thought that this would be funny, so enjoy!

WARNINGS: ummmmm nope, no warnings!

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SMACK!

That sound was heard from across the lair

And dude it got soooo fucking silent in the lair

“Did Ash really just smack Raph’s ass?” Mikey whispered, leaning over to his brother. 

“I think that’s exactly what happened, Mikey,” Donnie whispered back. 

Raph and Ash were in the kitchen trying to find some snacks

When Ash saw their chance

And they fucking took it omg 

So Ash pulled her hand back and smacked his ass (not incredibly hard, she didn’t want to hurt him)

Raph immediately turned around and just stared at Ash in shock

He wasn’t mad or angry

Raph was just totally floored that Ash just took her chance and smacked his ass 

Usually, Raph smacked Ash’s ass to catch her off guard

Raph was confused as hell for a moment 

And by the look on their boyfriend’s face

Ash had gotten the reaction that they ever so desired

All Ash did was shrug her shoulders, grab her snacks (which were a lot of snacks bc she’s a foodie), and happily skipped away to enjoy her food 

“Oh, I am so going to get you back, babe!”

“HA! Good luck with that, love!” 

Oh, you’re a bold one, Ashley Maggie Singh. A bold one, indeed.

Yeah, Ash should have watched her back 

Because later on that day

Raph got his revenge on his girlfriend

Ash, Alex, April, Casey, and the turtles together in the lair for a movie/show-binging night

And when Ash went to reach for one of the many many snacks

Raph smirked, drew his hand back, and…

SMACK!!

“EEEK! RAPHAEL HAMATO!”

Ash fiercely looked at her partner, scowling

However, she couldn’t help but grin a little 

Raph just gave Ash the smuggest fucking grin they had ever seen on his damn face 

“You started this war, babygirl, I intended to finish it,” Raph said, his smirk wide. 

Ash grabbed their snack from the table and plopped back down on the couch, snuggling next to Raph. 

“This isn’t fucking over, Raph.”

“Don’t take this personally, sweetheart, but it feels like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.”

𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 © 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑. 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚. 𝐢 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥.

[chocafe]

— hyunsuk as your boyfriend

pairing: boyfriend!hyunsuk x reader a/n: for my lovely anon who requested for a hyunsuk scenario ヽ(〃＾▽＾〃)ﾉ i hope you and everyone will enjoy this. ♡ if anyone is reading this, then please remember that my bullet point scenarios tend to be all lowercase and more on the informal side!

hyunsuk is a pretty chill boyfriend

but he does have his days where he’s pretty extra

he loves to subtly match your guys outfits!

by this, you both would be wearing matching colors or matching patterns such as plaid

it’s nothing over the top, but when people lay their eyes on the two of you

they will surely get the hint that you guys are a couple

when it comes to dates, hyunsuk usually takes you shopping and then the both of you will eat lunch/dinner afterwards (unless you guys were starving beforehand than vice versa)

since hyunsuk is a big foodie, he knows all of the tasty restaurants in the area

most of the times, he would take a picture of you with your meal and would upload it onto his instagram

instagram @choihyunsuk: meal of the day - alfredo pasta and y/n 🤤 

“omg hyunsuk can you change your caption bc what if my parents see it”

instagram @choihyunsuk: meal of the day - alfredo pasta! y/n and i really recommend it to you all 😚💓 

having hyunsuk around you while shopping is like having your own stylist

he’s always there to give you his personal opinions and he even picks out outfits for you

you kind of have to admit that he’s the reason why you dress decently

“this is so cute! what do you think?” you asked with a wide smile, pressing the shirt against your chest

instead of responding back

hyunsuk slightly tilts his head to the side and had quite a unsure look upon his face

“i mean…” he paused, trying to come up with something nice to say

you knew he didn’t like the shirt

“so is this not cute?” you asked him once more

breaking the truth, hyunsuk continued what he said beforehand. “i mean, it’s not that bad. it’s just that the shirt is no longer in trend. that was in style back in the summer, but it’s winter now.”

you’re confused because there’s a new fashion trend every season????

wow the more you know about fashion

after that, you just decided that hyunsuk should always choose your clothes from now on

man, he could even choose your underwear and you’ll be fine with that too

as long as it’s in trend i guess shsgsjsjsh

while you were busy looking around the store, hyunsuk stops you and says “i’ll be right back. i have to use the bathroom.”

you didn’t think much about it

until hyunsuk comes back with a matching necklace set

you lightly gasp as you’re taken aback from the sudden gift

“what is this for?” you wondered out loud while examining the necklace in every possible angle. “it’s so pretty!”

you were clearly mesmerized by the necklace and that was exactly what hyunsuk wanted

he was glad that you loved the necklace just as much as he loved you

“no reason. i just felt like you’d look cute in it.” hyunsuk calmly said, trying his best to refrain himself from smiling like a complete idiot. “plus, we don’t have a matching item, so i felt like this could be the start of it.”

uwu <3 you guys finally have a couple necklace and it was beautiful on top of that

you both wear the necklace every day

you were afraid that hyunsuk would only wear it once in a while because maybe the necklace wouldn’t match his outfit (since he does wear some crazy things sometimes)

but he always finds a way to incorporate the necklace with his outfit because he’d do anything to wear it as a monument of your guys relationship

you’re usually the first person who hears all of his rap verses and self composed songs

once in a blue moon, you’re the second to hear it because his soulmate, byounggon, would force hyunsuk to play it for him first

on days where the two of you don’t have an opportunity to meet, you’re always texting

hyunsuk is such a softie for you that he always sends you soft memes to represent his admiration for you

when he’s too lazy to text, he’ll send you audio messages

and he just sends them in general because he enjoys doing so

hyunsuk sends you a bunch of audio messages of him saying “i love you~” or of him wishing you a good night

he gets a little butt hurt when you don’t send him an audio message doing the same in the return

[txt] you: ily! goodnight baby <3

hyunsuk’s audio message: “i said i love you and all i get is three letters?”

hyunsuk’s audio message: “send me a audio of you saying you love me and i’ll stop bugging you”

hyunsuk’s audio message: “helloooooooooooooo”

hyunsuk’s audio message: “don’t pretend you fell asleep in a span of forty seconds.”

[txt] you: no

hyunsuk’s audio message: “y/n~” he whines in the audio clip

hyunsuk’s audio message: “i won’t be able to go to sleep unless i hear those words come out of your mouth.”

[txt] you: if you can’t go to sleep then I WILL 😤 

your audio message: “i love you.”

[txt] you: goodnight

hyunsuk’s audio message: hello, we are unable to decode what hyunsuk is saying in this particular audio clip because it’s a mixture of screaming, squirming and a whole lot of “SJIDHIJSIJDIKOKSOSKSK”

as stated in hyunsuk’s profile making film, he has a habit of pouting his lips

at first, you weren’t aware of this

so whenever he pouted his lips, out of habit

you would give him a quick peck on the lips

after a few times, hyunsuk began to question your intentions

“you sure love randomly kissing me.” he cheekily says, being too embarrassed to make eye contact with you

“me?” you blurted out as you were only a few centimeters away from hyunsuk’s face. “you’re the one who always pouts your lips as if you want me to kiss. i’m just randomly kissing you because i thought you’re the one who wants it.”

hyunsuk’s embarrassment soon faded away as he darted his eyes back at you. “huh? i just have a habit of pouting my lips. there’s no reason behind it at all! i just do it without thinking.”

you began to chuckle to yourself because that was the first time you’ve ever heard of that strange habit of his

you moved away from hyunsuk’s face, and went back to your original position. “this whole entire time i thought you did that because you wanted me to kiss you. man, this is so funny!”

it then went silent

hyunsuk softly whispered, “so do you not want to kiss me?”

what has gotten into him??????

who says things like that?????

you were speechless and didn’t know how to properly form your words together. “n-no, it’s not that! i’m fine with kissing you it’s just th-”

before you could finish what you were originally trying to say, hyunsuk quickly places his hands on the side of your face and clashes his lips with your lips

you’ve always thought his kisses were sweet and passionate

after the small kiss, hyunsuk still had his hands cupping your face

for some reason, he always looked more desirable whenever the two of you were kissing

the way he’s trying to catch his breath all while he deeply stares straight into your eyes

“c-can we continue?” you stuttered as your cheeks began to blush up

hyunsuk didn’t even have to verbally respond back because he just chose to answer you by doing what you asked for, which was pressing his lips against yours once more