#bc he knows Awashima can pound him

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Post-ROK, Chitose tries to flirt with Awashima in front of everyone else. Separate reactions from Kusanagi and S4 please!

Honestly I think Kusanagi would be more worried about Chitose than Awashima, Kusanagi knows full well that Awashima can take him XD Imagine Awashima stops at the bar in her casual clothes with her hair down, Kusanagi had to step out for an errand and Chitose is helping Dewa run the bar. Chitose spots this big-boobed babe sitting at the bar counter and is like score, Dewa is a little more hesitant because he doesn’t know why but that lady gives him a bad feeling. Chitose’s like nah leave this one to me, sidling up to Awashima as she sits at the bar. He offers to buy her a drink and she gives him this cool look, Chitose’s like hey don’t be so uptight, a pretty lady like you shouldn’t have that kind of expression.

He’s so busy trying to get in her good graces that he doesn’t even notice Kusanagi walking in the door. Chitose decides to try winning Awashima over with compliments, all ‘if I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me’ and at first Kusanagi rolls his eyes before he suddenly realizes exactly who Chitose just used a cheesy pickup line on. Kusanagi is probably torn between stepping in and saving Chitose or just leaving him to hang, like somehow seeing Chitose hit on Awashima specifically is making Kusanagi feel much less charitable. Awashima notes that Chitose is being very familiar and Chitose’s all maybe we should get more familiar, leaning in even closer (Kusanagi’s eyes twitch just slightly). At some point Chitose can’t stop himself and tries to put an arm around Awashima, the next thing he knows he’s on the floor, completely dumbstruck. Kusanagi takes that moment to step right over Chitose’s prone body as he greets Awashima, Awashima notes that the atmosphere in his bar has certainly become poor and Kusanagi apologizes, he really can’t leave these rowdy kids in charge after all.

Alternate scenario, imagine Awashima gets called to help out with some S4 Strain issue while she’s off duty and so she’s dressed all nice and has her hair down. After everything’s been taken care of she’s retrieving the packages she left behind near the S4 blockade when she’s spotted by Chitose, who’s just walking by with some of the Homra guys. None of them recognize her and Chitose’s like stand back and watch me work my magic on that hot lady. He strolls up to Awashima and starts turning on the charm, she just looks at him coldly wondering what a Homra member is doing here while S4 is trying to work. Chitose has no idea why none of his pickup lines are working, like everything he says just gets a deeper glare.

Finally he starts complimenting her smoking body and that’s when he hears someone yelling at him, he looks up and Akiyama’s walking over all scandalized like what do you think you’re doing. Chitose’s all oh one of the Blues, go away I saw her first. Akiyama’s presence has called the rest of the alphabet squad, who just see this guy talking to their Lieutenant and they all come over with their hands on their swords like is this guy bothering you. Chitose’s like wow you Blues really can’t stand not being in everyone’s business, I’m just trying to talk to the lady. He reaches for Awashima’s hand and a knife flies right between them, Chitose pulls his hand back like what the fuck but there’s no one there (Fushimi clicks his tongue and steps back around one of the vans, not like he was helping or anything). Chitose’s about to ask what’s wrong with all of you when Munakata himself shows up, he was wondering where everyone had gotten to and asks Awashima if there is any trouble, looking very calm even as his Blue aura is like pinning Chitose to the ground. Awashima assures him it’s nothing as she takes out her hair clip and pins her hair up and now Chitose suddenly recognizes her and realizes just how very screwed he is.