#bc apparently charles is ride or die and so is everyone else

[slythereen]

"charles has stockholm syndrome" well so do i because i read another banger article from giles richards and i'm suddenly once again 100% forza ferrari sempre il predestinato will drag this team to victory and it will be glorious

[ofprker-blog]

[HE/HIM & 25/JANUARY 31] Is that CHARLES MELTON?! No it’s just RILEY PARKER-WORTHINGTON. From our interview we have heard that the PUNK is apparently a MUSICIAN / AUTO MECHANIC who’s been living a lavish lifestyle in ALDERLEY EDGE, CHESHIRE with 25K followers! Now that they’ve signed a contact to pricelesshqs fans will be ecstatic to see them on screen. But rumor has it they are hard to deal with as they’re CHOLERIC, REFRACTORY, & ALOOF. Fortunately for us we’ve heard they’re actually INDIVIDUALISTIC, BOLD, & PERSPICACIOUS.  Let’s see how they survive our show while they arrive in the luxurious life of pricelesshqs! (sam, 23, est)

hello everyone! i’m sam and the above gif is basically everything you need to know about this goblin but if you want to know more, there’s gonna be some info and basic af connection ideas under the cut so feel free to message me if you would like to plot!

i. stats

𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞: riley ignatius parker-worthington

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬: parker

𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧: alderley edge, cheshire, uk

𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡: january 31st, 1994

𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜: aquarius

𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: musician / auto mechanic

𝐩𝐨𝐬. 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬: individualistic, bold, perspicacious.

𝐧𝐞𝐠. 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬: choleric, refractory, aloof.

ii. history

riley ignatius parker-worthington goes solely by parker and he was born to a wealthy family in a small, affluent village called alderley edge in cheshire, uk. he’s the youngest of four sons, so he has three older brothers.

his family, the parker-worthingtons, are stupid rich. they’re basically the british rockefellers. parker’s x6 great grandfather started the family company a couple centuries ago and nowadays they’ve got their hands in everything from business to architecture to real estate to education to oil…they own a lot of stuff.

he spent his early years sheltered and pampered and homeschooled by tutors and nannies bc his parents never had time for, which he accepted and got over really early on in life. he’s always been a huge troublemaker with a restless nature so his wealthy, uptight, lowkey shady af parents who are obsessed with the family’s image could never really deal with him and eventually decided to just ship him off to boarding schools all over europe, one after the other after the other bc he kept getting kicked out.

about the only thing he enjoyed about his childhood and his schooling were his music lessons. he played piano, violin, and hell even the harp ! no matter the instrument, his natural talent would always shine through and parker discovered his True Calling™ the moment he picked up a guitar.

back in his school days he was basically that rebellious kid in all the movies who wore doc martens with his prim & proper school uniform and carried around a pocket knife and cut class to go smoke while vandalizing school property and constantly started got into fights with all of the prissy prep school boys.

he’s quite intelligent so even despite his atrocious behavior, his grades were far from awful. he actually got into oxford university all on his own, but the night before he was set to begin classes he ran away to the states and never looked back.

he drifted around for a while, most notably staying in seattle, washington and los angeles, california for the longest amounts of time. he started his punk band called rabid porcupine of which he’s the frontman, lead singer, songwriter, and lead guitarist, while living in LA and it quickly became an underground favorite and remains virtually unknown to everyone else. he attended auto mechanic school while living in seattle and so that’s his day job, something he does in order to keep the lights on. he probably signed up for priceless solely because he knew that his parents would absolutely hate it and parker thrives off of spite.

iii. extras

everyone calls him parker. 99% of people probably think that it’s his first name. he’s probably only ever had a girlfriend or two who he’s been okay with calling him riley, but no one else ever does unless they wanna fight, but again, most people don’t even know his actual name to begin with.

the thickest, most posh british accent this side of the pond. uses an odd mixture of british and american slang too.

basically the walking talking real life embodiment of the jerk with a heart of gold trope.

knows he’s not the easiest person to befriend but if you are his friend, then he’s gonna be loyal af, the realest ride or die of all time. however, he’s a very tough love type of person. he tells the truth and he’s not going to coddle someone just because they’re his friend. 

he’s actually a very talented pianist who probably could’ve gone on to play professionally if he stuck with it but nah. he likes the guitar. it’s kind of a shame that he never really plays anymore because he honestly is a beautiful pianist :/

he has a motorcycle which pretty much built it himself from scratch and it’s just…it’s literally his child he will freak if you so much as lay a hand on his motorcycle ok /f r e a k/ like don’t even look at it the wrong way.

iv. wanted connections

best friend, probably a fellow jerk to be honest

other, non - jerk best friend for Balance

friends

cousins! could be from england or korea

former friends or enemies 

exes - relationships, hook ups, one night stands, idk all of that stuff

( these are just ideas and i’m trash at coming up with stuff, so please don’t feel limited by what’s listed here. )

[minchase-ingclouds]

𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 ｌｅｆｔ, 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓎

╰ ♡ ✧ ˖ chae hyungwon. 25 he/him. have you seen charles “chase” min? they used to be so +confident before their heart got broken. now they just seem to be very -timid. i think it had something to do with (tw: abuse) his sugar mama emotionally/physically abusing him, but who knows how accurate that is. i know, we should get them hair dye to help cheer them up! maybe then they’ll start acting like fairy floss and cherry blossoms blooming.

basics

name: charles min

nicknames: chase, whatever nicknames his sister gives him, rosir (his sTriPPEr NamE)

age: 25

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: heterosexual (he thinks) ((but is actually bisexual)) (((he’s confused ok)))

tldr

traumatic childhood backstory etc in the bio below so if ur here from dee’s intro on ciel then jump down there hey

anyway bc of the traumatic childhood backstory, chase and his little sister ciel moved out when he turned 18 and she was 14/15ish

long story short he became a stripper to support them

when he was about 20, he met tiffany, a rich business woman who frequented his strip club because she thought he was stunning and had seen him on a night out with the girls

she wasn’t that old, maybe 7 or 8 years older than him, and approached him one night asking for a private session where she then asked if she could take him out on a proper date

they dated for a while and she became his sugar mama, asking him for sexual favours but paying for pretty much everything, EVERYTHING he wanted and even offering to pay for things for his little sister too (she was stubborn and refused tho)

only a few months ago, tiffany had an STI scare and insisted it must be chase’s fault bc - you’re a stripper, you’re a whore, i bet you cheated on me - and when he told her that no, he’d been loyal, and if she had cheated on him and had this scare then he thought they could work through it and stay together, she continued to grow more agitated and (tw:abuse) started to throw things and hit him

when his little sister found him in their lavish penthouse (courtesy of tiffany, ofc) he was covered in bruises and cuts

together, they decided to move to palm springs to a shitty little apartment since chase was done with tiffany, wasn’t going to use her credit card ever again or even speak to her again and now we’re here, his arm’s just healed after being broken but his heart still hurts and he kinda misses tiffany - after all, they were together for four years

bio

born in new york, new york, chase was a curse to his father from pretty much the moment he was born; with his mother dying in childbirth, his father had a love/hate relationship with him, since he reminded him so much of the wife he so loved but was also the very reason she was gone

when he was 4 his father remarried a woman named stacy who was pregnant with a little girl ( @cielmins )

speaking of ciel! if you are here because you were redirected by dee (thanks for palming this bit off to me btw sweetheart) then buckle up kiddos, cus we’re about to go for a RIDE

stacy was never all that nice to him, mostly put up with him because she loved his father, gerald or some other basic dude name

of course, stacy absolutely ADORED ciel, since she was her actual daughter, but chase never resented ciel - in fact, quite the opposite, since he adored her even more than their parents did

yes, chase is literally the most doting big brother that could ever exist, would move mountains for his baby sister if she asked (she would never ask because she’d figure out how to move the mountain herself), but that doesn’t stop the pair from being literally The Worst™ to each other and general public nuisances of the meme variety

side note - although nobody ever told ciel that she and chase aren’t related and are just step-siblings, she has a big brain and figured it out eventually (chase couldn’t be prouder of his genius little sister, although the difference in their ethnicities was probably the biggest tip off)

home life was not so great - stacy was constantly feeling undermined by gerald’s first wife, knowing he would always love her just that little bit more, and the more insecure she felt, the more she’d take it out on chase, and the meaner she was to chase, the more distant gerald was towards her and to ciel. it was kind of a cycle.

just before chase’s 18th birthday, ciel pointed out that they could run away, just the two of them, and take care of each other like they always do. her big brain pointed out that as an 18 year old, he could be her legal guardian

so, at 14ish (maybe 15? idk how old ciel is tbh) and 18, the pair moved out

when it became apparent that they weren’t coming back, stacy and gerald said fuck it, got a divorce since they were really only together for the kids at that point anyway, and ciel and chase were pretty much independent from then on

he and ciel even adopted a kitty named mayonnaise britney spears min - but you can call her may for short

as two teenagers they uhhh weren’t so great in the funds department and chase took it upon himself to provide for them so that ciel could focus on her studies - sacrificing his own education, he put himself through odd jobs here and there until one day shortly after his 19th he was approached by someone who told him he’d be great at ‘twilight modelling’

turns out by ‘twilight modelling’ they meant hhhh stripping

well, one look at ciel’s immaculate report card and the pleased twinkle in her eyes when she started talking about scholarships and college and stuff, chase was absolutely fuckin gone and knew he’d do anything to keep that look on his baby sister’s face so - hoo boy, here we go, ya boi turned to stripping

it actually took him a while to let ciel know, he told her he was, well, twilight modelling because he didn’t want her to know, but when she did eventually find out about one and a half years later, she help him come up with his rad stripper name - Rosir, because it’s french for ‘pink sky’ which matches ciel’s name, but also ‘the colour you turn when you’re embarrassed’, which suits him

a year into stripping, he meets tiffanny, and yk, all that stuff in the tldr, she pays for all his loans, buys him all his fancy designer brands, gives him plenty of allowance (which ya boi saves cus he’s not an idiot), even buys him a car and opens up her penthouse for the two of them

of course, when shit hits the fan, he has to give up his fancy car and leave the penthouse with ciel, now the two of them live in a shitty little apartment in palm springs because he doesn’t want to blow al their savings and since his arm was kinda uhhhh broken after the ordeal, he’s only just been able to get back into stripping (since he stil isn’t qualified for anything)

(tw:emotional abuse) before he started dating tiffany, he was pretty sure he was bisexual. tiffany had him confused for years because she told him that liking it up the ass didn’t mean he was gay and he could enjoy bottoming for a woman without being bisexual; he was totally straight, she would insist, and he started to believe that and to this day he struggles with whether or not he’s straight or bisexual because he knows he finds men attractive, but he isn’t sure if he would date one --> this was a form of emotional abuse that went on for literal YEARS

(tw:emotional abuse) should i mention that tiffany was kinda lowkey the worst and also tried to convince him to stop being a stripper several times? things like “you don’t have to strip, you’re basically my personal prostitute baby” and “you don’t need an education, i’ll always be here to provide for you, you’re all mine baby boy” and when she’s mad uhhh “you’re my little whore, got it? no one else’s” so............. yh let’s just say ciel wasn’t a fan but chase, well, he was blinded by those hearts in his eyes

but don’t feel too bad for him! chase actually kinda likes stripping now, thinks it’s made him feel much more confident with himself and his body, having always felt maybe he was too gangly and thin and awkward, and he likes the feeling he gets when people can’t take their eyes off of him

despite the fact that he’s a stripper, he’s actually real sweet and innocent. has only had sex with tiffany, has never even kissed a guy and hasn’t even really kissed many other girls except for a few awkward dates he’s had here and there - most he’s done is private dances for paying customers

anddddddddd now that he’s been saving, and is finally free of tiffany and of his shit ass parents, with encouragement from ciel, ya boi has finally, finally started college

it’s a little scary since he’s older than most of the people in his classes, but he’s studying to become a kindegarten teacher and cannot wait for the day that he can hang up his lacy black garters and pick up a whiteboard marker

so, still stripping and working part-time as a waiter to pay the bills, chase is starting a new chapter of his life (signified by his brand new pink hair, courtesy of ciel), and whilst he doesn’t know what the future has in store for him, he’s ready to face it with a big smile and with his baby sister (aka his favourite person in the whole wide world) by his side

wanted connections

well hello beautiful people! if you’re still here, i must say, i’m rather impressed, so without further ado let’s get into this

ride or die best friend - chase only met this binch after moving to palm springs, but they happened to see him entering the strip club and figured out he worked there and, uhh, with persistence and a promise not to tell anyone, they became great friends and probably visit his shitty apartment to play with may and piss off ciel all the time

classmates - everyone needs a study buddy! if u got an ugli in college, throw em his way

gay awakening - now, chase isn’t necessarily going to date this person or even develop feelings, but as a beautiful man he’s going to turn chase’s sexuality upside down and cement his suspicions that yes, he is bisexual no matter what tiffany said (taken: moon jisoo)

honestly open to anything! hmu if you have any plots you’d like to chuck at him or any you’d like to fulfil <3

signing off for now,

yours faithfully

mich