#bbuuttttt

[riddle-me-ri]

Whelp guess who is turning 25 today 🥳💚

[hyewka]

i’m obsessed with soobinxarin in a very platonic way bbUuTtttt im bad in the head so when she said he is almost like little brother to her it got me thinking about soobinxnoona where he knows his older friend is a dom but will never look twice at him for that kind of stuff, she looks at him like a younger guy friend who is really really cute (she has eyes) but decided he’s actually too cute and wouldn’t be able to take any of what she’s into and tries to put him in a “like a little brother who must be protected” box and desperate soobin who is determined to prove he’s IN FACT able to take anything from her 🥸

“but why not? i can be good! i can be so so good! i swear!!”

Okay so anon..youre not the only whos thought of this😭😭😭😭😭 I do not have the brain power currently to dump proper thoughts but I’m obsessed with the trope of a younger guy trying to prove theyre actually capable. Maybe snorting when he tells you can handle it and be good but you give him a taste of what you like anyway. First time you get your hands on him and hes already a moaning mess about to cum but aht aht!!! LMFAOO edging that man when all he knows is how to jizz in tissues..oh hes going to be a mess sobbing and sniffling drool collecting under his chin with his balls full and swollen, just overall nasty business. You think you scared him off the idea completely but ends up just coming back for more

[ravens-rambling]

Is like anyone else thinking maybe Virgil is gonna go crazy this episode??

Like we have seen in his room that when his anxieties are heightened his eyeshadow gets darker so maybe his anxieties worsen to the point his entire eyes is surrounded by it and his lips turn black....

No?

Just me?

Possible Sanders Sides Spoiler

SO UH

THOMAS TWEETED THIS EARLIER TODAY

AND HE WAS JUST ON A CHARITY LIVESTREAM WITH HANK GREEN AND SAID HE HAD JUST BEEN FILMING

AND HE LOOKED LIKED THIS

UMMMMMMM

[nwaml]

Wait you mean this year's birthday is just a revival of 2020's birthday. I don't really mind it's cool, since I wasn't there in 2020 bbuuttttt Why only 3 days!!??? Wtf

[sukunasbabymama]

Haha whoop his ass, I could never do that, sadly I’m only 5ft (152cm) 😅 south would whoop my ass instead 😂

Well I mean I could just tap him on his dick, bbuuttttt I don’t want to hurt that beautiful, (probably) long dick, there’s no in between

Nel nel nel, because that’s the thing: he would let you whoop his ass. I mean, what are we gone to do? Smack his thigh?

He be like: 🥱🥱🥱 while we are: 😒😒😒

[evanescentparacosm-hlvrai]

Hello pretty they/them! Where did you find the game? Never heard of a VR half life before :0

Ohgodanothercompliment-

Erm, as for where I found the game, I was browsing online for something fun. By that time I played all my games a llootttt. So I'm pretty bored, then I see this VR Half Life game, almost unbelievable! It was probably some bootleg.

Bbuuttttt, it was free!

[milkymilk101]

Wanna One’s Hyung Line as Shrek Characters + Gifs

Well here’s another #WtfRUWriting #BullShitPost 

Other Wanna One WTF R U Writing Bullshit Post (as Construction Workers) 

*Gifs are not mine they belong to their respective owners and I used some quotes from the movie(s) that the characters says soOoOo yeah

Jisung: Fairy Godmother 

He’s caring 

A mother of 10 of course 

Idk how he got his kids, don’t ask me

Works hard because he’s a fairy godMOTHER 

Wishes your problems away (for free)

Uses the wand to play laser tag with his kids

Zaps them in their booties when they don’t listen

“I don’t care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate!?”

Sings ‘I Need a Hero’ when he’s stressed out 

“Why is Jisung singing that again?” -Daehwi

“Daniel wished for a lifetime supply of milk” -Ong

Uses his wand as a mic while singing in the shower

Probably sings ‘Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo’ every time he makes a wish for someone

It’s his Anthem Leave him be

Has to make a scene

Daniel: OBVIOUSLY Puss

He’s a cat so??

Does that gif up there every time before he goes to sleep 

With Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake in the Bg

Extra

When he flirts

His favorite line is “For you baby, I could be” 

Super cute especially with the kitten eyes when he wants something 

Loves his naps

“Imma take a nap. Imma take a nap right here.”

Milk addict obsessed 

Constantly says 

“WHERE’S MY MILK”

Or

“I need another drink” *Pours more milk*

Jisung hides the milk because Daniel drinks it all before Jisung or anyone could have any for their cereal

Daniel keeps a small bottle tucked in his boots just in case

When he’s feeling fancy his feather on his hat turns into a straw 

Bam 2 in 1 

Ong: Prince Charming

More cockier than a rooster

Would probably do that hair flip if he had longer hair

Makes Jisung brush his hair 

But only Daniel could run his fingers through his hair

Uses Shampoo made by only Unicorn mucus 

Conditions it with Mermaid slim

It’s to keep the shine and renew his is luxurious hair from split ends. You should try it

Needs to have rose petals falling from above when he enters in a room

‘Pretty woman’ is his theme song 

Plays it while he’s just walking around the outlets of Far Far Away 

He’s really charming 

Gets charmed by his own reflection

Prince Charming for a reason 

“Mother there’s someone in the bathroom! Hurry”

*Jisung rushes over for his life to check on him*

“Oh wait, he’s handsome. It’s me~”

“Gtfo of my castle” 

Also

“Dont make me wish you ugly” *Fairy pun 

Minhyun: Cinderella

Minhyun is nice prince(ss)

Blue all dayyy  Crip

Can clean 

The Royal Cleaner(s)

That’s his business

He has to money for the family too

Cleaner by day Assassin by night

Kinda like Robin Hood

Uses Sungwoon’s insoles like the gif above

“Why is there so much blood on my insoles!?” -Sungwoon

“You over use them, so they’re dying”

Can probably kill you with his cleaning supplies

Stuck with Snow White #Minhwan5ever

“Snow White here drink this bleach”

“WhAT”

“Just pretend it’s holy water”

Jaehwan: Snow White

Sweet but can kill you

“Does anyone want to hear me sing?”

Has a thing against apples

Doesn’t like Grandma

“Idk man she smells like apples”

Cleans with Cinderella

Probably sings all the time

Sings ‘Whistle While You Work’ to annoy Cinderella

Purposely gets lost 

Does it so that Minhyun has to sing and then he responds by singing back

Sings to make animals do his bidding cleaning 

Sometimes it works... When they want to 

Probably gets attack by them eventually

“My voice is beautiful why are you shitting me”

“You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land."

Part of Minhyun’s Assassination job 

But he has to stand outside and wait

Also says

“Animals attack!!”

It doesn’t do anything because they don’t like listening to him

But uses that as a diversion 

Sungwoon: Lord Farquaad (Sorry didn’t want to have to use him but had to)

Short and will rule the world

Says

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

As he tells the others while they play with wooden swords

Probably kicks their shins so he could slice their necks with the wooden sword when they crouch down

Adores the Ginger Bread Man

Says “Run! Run! As Fast as you can!~” 

While he’s crazily chasing the others during sword play like a titan 

“Hmmm, which insole should I wear today”

*Can you imagine Sungwoon in that Reply 1988  Parody wig that HotShot did and running in that Lord Farquaad get up Lmao

Has his personal stool that he carries around

Has a white horse that Jisung wished for him

Doesn’t want help getting on bbuuttttt

Needs Jisung to left him onto his horse lol

Searches up Hotshot Jelly through the Magic Mirror and blasts it out 

Also W1 songs of course 

Has a “Welcome to Duloc” song set up whenever someone enters his room

“SUNGWOON STOP OPENING AND CLOSING YOUR DOOR. NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR YOU OPENING THE GATES TO HELL”