#bbg ily but if I have to stare at it any longer I’m going to yeet myself I s2g

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Karlach

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2 - 58 The Detective Clubhouse Killing

Not to be confused with The Detective Club Killer

They took down MurdleJr again bc it was so buggy lmao

I may be reusing pictures now I can't even tell there are too many episodes

Anyway baby marshmallow

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

Irratino has a great idea! Certainly that means he’s going to Drakonia and rescuing Logico. Wait, no… he’s heading to the Detective Club. Looks like we got more filler, folks!

IRRATINO: Everyone!

Everyone doesn’t listen. They’re all busy staring at… can you guess?

AUBERGINE: Oh. Hey Irratino. IRRATINO: I have… news. BLUES: LOGICO’S BACK!! IRRATINO: What? No! I came to tell you that he’s missing! AUBERGINE: STILL? I figured you’d have him back as soon as you figured out where he was! IRRATINO: I still don’t know, I’m looking for clues… CHAMPAGNE: Well- He’s not here.

The sillies have gotten into some murder shenanigans, but there’s not too much going on. The more irrelevant places Irratino checks, the more murders he has to solve, and the longer it’s taking to actually get to Logico! 

Champagne is reading the first page of many books without ever sitting down. Irratino gets distracted when he picks up one on astrology.

IRRATINO: Look! You’re a Capricorn, right? CHAMPAGNE: There’s no way you should be able to know th- IRRATINO: The creature that represents the Capricorn has horns just like yours! It’s like the sign was meant to be! CHAMPAGNE: Yeah, my cousin used to have horns and they’re not a-

Babyface Blue falls over and screams! That’s because they were hiding a golden flamingo in their coat which wounded Blue Pink.

BLUE: (I can’t… move…) It’s fine! I’ll deal with it! (Deal with what??) Your whining! ([whacks Blue A with the flamingo])

Forgot to mention, the fourth suspect is Judge Pine.

PINE: I came here for a murder party. And now everyone’s just doin’ their own thing! What am I supposed to do?! AUBERGINE: Well, duh. There’s no FOOD. What kind of party has no food? You know what I love? DINNER THEATER. A meal and a murder, what’s not to love?! PINE: NUH-UH! I eat my food nice and quiet. I don’t need no blood gettin’ in my lunch!

Irratino wishes Logico were here. These everyday murders lack their charm when he’s not there. Especially since Irratino isn’t very good at it. But he knows A way to get Logico’s input! An occult method called - oh, never mind, it’s private.

Using this method, he is able to see inside Logico’s head, and what he’s thinking.

LOGICO: I’m so tired. I hate this bed so much! Why hasn’t Irratino come yet? Oh shit, he’s probably trying to figure out who captured me and why first. Why are all the ads for beer? I’m so hungry. 

Even now, Irratino doesn’t take the hint. But after seeing Aubergine prepare a full buffet, he knows the answer to the murder!

After the accusation, the dead person leaps to her feet. Irratino hadn’t even bothered to check if she was a human - it’s Azure! She and Aubz take a bow.

AUBERGINE: I just wanted to host my own dinner theater. And it worked! You totally fell for it!

Irratino smiles. It’s nice to have good friends. But it’d be even nicer if Logico was also there.

IRRATINO: Do any of you know who kidnapped Logico?

Champ, Pine, and the kids are devouring everything on the table, and pretend like they can’t hear him.

The end!

Irratino sweetie ily but you gotta stop trying to extend the season and just get your bbg already :'3

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!