#baz: youre a public halth hazard
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what about a simon snow fic where everything is the same except simon giving the humdrum his magic turns it into a real boy and not a shadow of who used to be and so now simon and baz are just. an older brother and his vampire boyfriend of this feral gremlin eleven year old. is this anything?
#lark says#carry on#snowbaz#ig i'll tag the ship#no but like imagine okay#simon: where th fuck are my shoes??#humdrum: i dunno.#simon: ... did you steal my shoes again?#humdrum: nnnnooooo why would i dooo that :((#baz: he did in fact seal your shoes#or like like lk#baz: no you cannot cast spells on NORMALS#humdrum: okay but like. I can you're just telling me not to#baz: youre a public halth hazard#humdrum: yeah i thought we established that#humdrum: oh so you killed your dad#simon; I did NOT kill my dad it was an ACCIDENT#humdrum: okay but like. you did.#humdrum: oh em gee if you think abut it. the mage kind of killed BOTH of your mums! twins!#baz: i rescind your freedome of speech.
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