#bauhauzzo save me

[dolphingal]

Whatever

[of-the-eclipse]

Ohhhh Cobigail and Bauhauzzo friendship... save me......

Do u think Bauhauzzo ever offered to remind Cobbi of Milldread's traditions, but she refused? She wants to remember it on her own, it'll come to her, she should know this, and so on.

And Bauhauzzo respects this but can't help his concern as Milldread's state worsens, yet he knows this isn't his matter to solve. I DONT KNOWWWW guy who remember and girl who forget.... whatever

Also for something less sad I think they'd just be buddies... Bauhauzzo sees the humor of her pranks (Huzzle is much the same in that regard) and finds it a fun break of routine, Cobigail has considerable patience and interest in what he has to say, and I imagine they both have a shared love of People and the World.... though i think most gods do but THATS NOT THE POINT!!!! FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHGGG!!!

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Bauhauzzo & Weathering Sickness: An Explanation

-By BeesOfInk-

Hello Everybee!! Ever since December, I've had a concept for how Bauhauzzo could get sick; I originally wanted to save this for a fanfiction, but I posted some sketches of the concept a while back and ever since then I've decided to just explain the whole thing. I was originally going to make this a sketch slideshow, but I've been quite busy as of late and I want to keep something akin to a regular upload schedule. So I will be posting the script of that slideshow instead!

Also, if you wish to use this concept, whenever it be for art or writing- you may, as long as you credit me and put a link to my tumblr blog in your post! I would love to see what you all do with the concept!!

-Content Warning for mentions of Vomiting and Body Deterioration-

Being made of stone, Bauhauzzo doesn't have the means to eat/digest food, drink liquids like how mortals do (although he likes tea), or to catch human sicknesses. However, this doesn't mean that he can't get ill; with time, whenever it be through air, water- rocks start to weather. And Bauhauzzo is not exempt from this. Every 100 years or so, he begins to weather. This is the equivalent of sickness for him, and goodness gracious, is it painful.

The water that he collects throughout the years begin to dissolve and break apart the stones that make up his body. Even more cracks will start showing up, and water will often fill in those empty spots. And that water, as well as the bits of stone that are rotting, need to be forced up and out of him.

So to put it simply, the symptoms that he experiences are:

- The weathering of his body, both outside and inside of him.

- Coughing up the aforementioned rotting rocks within him in harsh fits, which can lead to trouble breathing.

- Water overflowing within him- it has a sensation equivalent to that of painful stomach churning.

- Vomiting water

- Full Body Aches

- Sniffling/Sneezing out water

- Watering eyes

- Trouble Sleeping

- Disorientation

- Exhaustion

(The human equivalent of this would be a whooping cough with a skin rash, nausea, and body aches)

As painful as this entire process is, he cannot die from it. And even if he could, he's had Huzzle Mug by his side to help ever since the first time he experienced weathering sickness! It was tricky figuring out what to do when he first got ill (there was a massive panic in BuzzHuzz surrounding his sickness, which didn't help), but with time, studying, and clever thinking, it came up with a solution!

The solution consists of:

1. Having Bauhauzzo fully rid his body of water and weathered stones. If there's any left over and his "nausea" has already settled, chipping off those rocks and scooping up the water isn't a massive task.

2. Waiting for his "nausea" to settle, then applying fresh clay to any areas that are missing said clay. If they're areas that had writings carved into them, then those bits will need obviously to be recarved as well.

3. Sliding anything thin in between some of his cracks so that Bauhauzzo's mouth isn't accidentally sealed shut. The same goes for his hands. Now, he has to sit anywhere warm enough to dry off. He often falls asleep during the second part of this step, due to a lack of rest beforehand.

After he's done baking, he'll have mostly recovered!! The only thing he'll be dealing with is exhaustion from being severely ill. So during that time, he will normally relax with Huzzle Mug- occasionally, other Gods will join in as well. They all love him, like how we do. ♡