#bats reads mrmiav

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overall thoughts. i can't say it was bad. because i've read much worse. but it wasn't really good either. it's a book that exists that i read.

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What Do You Mean This Was A Reylo Book

in my defense i've never actually seen the new star wars movies lol. but also i should have caught on from how often it talks about hot his big hands are, which is literally the only thing i know about reylos

i guess that answers the question of who this book was for, because it was definitely not for the vampire girlies lol

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and on top of all this she didn't even need the tiktok plan. esmeralda was also planning to break up with him. so what were we even doing here.

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and it works. somehow.

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and it's not even a good tiktok... it's so bad... wtf is happening

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her plan for saving frederick is... she's threatening to make a tiktok. she's gonna make a tiktok saying vampires are totally real you guys honest. and this will get his mom to call off the arranged marriage and release him from vampire jail.

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that is literally a picture of him being kidnapped!!! you dumb motherfucker!!! you're gonna let this girl be a teacher when she barely has a brain!!!

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actually i would love to hear what people who actually like modern art have to say about this book re: cassie's art. 'cause like, i don't hate modern art, i acknowledge its cultural value & all, but i am definitely not cultured enough to like, Get It™. so idk if cassie's art is actually not that great or if i'm just some rube lol.

like idk something about it seems a little basic, or just like, trying too hard? like there's a lot of talk surrounding her work as oh it's too abstract, too avant-garde but like. one of the pieces she describes is a landscape of a lake made with pieces of trash she found at said lake. that's pretty on-the-nose, right? it has a very clear and obvious message?

but we don't actually get to look at her art.we just hear about it. and looking at art is like, way different than just hearing about it. so.

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trying very very hard not to just completely skip this section because i literally don't care

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yeah our vampire boyfriend's definitely been kidnapped and/or murdered, but we have a job interview to worry about. gotta love capitalism 👍

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he doesn't even bite her during sex. he just pricks her finger a bit.

this book Really was not written for the vampirefuckers huh

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okay no no no stop stop stop. you Cannot say this is right from interview with the vampire. in interview they have coffins. not velvet beds. unless you're referring to the tv show which i haven't actually seen yet outside of gifs because i just kinda refuse to watch shows until they're done these days. maybe they have some beds there. but earlier in the book she specifically references anne rice, which implies she's referring to the book(s). hell they don't even really fuck in the books? vampire dicks are like, A Whole Thing. wtf are you talking about cassie.

am i crazy? am i wrong? am i not remembering things right? it's been a while since i've seen the movie & even longer since i read the books, plus i only read the first 4.

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he. makes fruit when he's nervous. his special vampire power is. he magically involuntarily conjures fruit when he's nervous.

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hm. Don't Like This

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you can say you don't drink. it's fine. watching this poor vaguely autistic-coded man be put through having to learn social cues sucks, but it sucks Even Worse knowing that the social cues he's being made to learn aren't even mandatory

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"kissing for science" ugh just admit you like each other already