I've created yet another batjokes account for songs specifically. Go give @batjokessongoftheday a follow!
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UGH I wanna write an alter-egos fic where Batman and Joker and Bruce and Jack get together. Only neither of them know the others' secret identity. Which means, Bruce is cheating on Jack as Batman with Joker. And Joker is cheating on Batman as Jack with Bruce.
They're both lying to each other, trying to fool each other and hide who they 'really' are... then sneaking out at night and fucking each other in costume, too sdlkfgjsdjfgsgd
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Haven’t been posting lately, here’s a work from July that I most terribly dislike
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whatever you do don't imagine batman and joker on a moonlit rooftop, covered in fresh cuts and bruises from their latest fight, finally deciding they've had enough
don't imagine them slowly reaching for one another, pulling closer and closer, until there's only a whisper of air between them; arms wrapped around each other
definitely don't imagine their bodies starting to sway to distance music as they begin to enjoy just peacefully existing together, breathing the other in without a single word
and don't imagine them staying there, holding each other, long into the early morning after the music fades and gotham city rises with the dawn
don't imagine the hesitant parting, longing glances, and fracturing hearts as they finally move away, returning to their seperate lives knowing that nothing has really changed, even though everything has
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When i look at Simone di Meo's new batman cover all i can hear is lana del rey's song "yeah my boyfriend's pretty coool but he's not as cool as meeee" with the deep voice harmonizing underneath
[nods slowly] Yeah. Yeah. I'm hearing it too, Anon.
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CALLOUT ON STORYTHESILLY
how could he do this to me
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