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I love goofy jason
there needs to be more jason talkin like a gen z and having a board w red string for his plans and photoshopping joker into various death scenarios. i need jason to have a batman plushie he tortures to cope w his rage. tim breaks into his house and opens the closet door just to discover like 100 pictures of robin with indechiperable rambles on them and random stickers everywhere.
he should have a poster of black mask with a badly drawn on moustache and top hat on his wall. do you get me??
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#red hood#like okay the angst and the sad is all well and good i love it#but there's not enough crack to balance it out#sorry im just reading#Jason Todd's guide to finding out if your dad's been replaced by profoundalpacakitten#rn and i feel like this is the missing piece from my Jason Todd experience#''Jason’s putting the final touches to his 5D chess mind game thing designed to give Bruce his comeuppance''#amazing. tell me more#im especially attached to the batman plushie idea#when he's in a bad mood but cant (for various reasons) get more explosive about it (literally) he copes by torturing a basicass batman plus#uses ketchup to make it look like its bleeding. drowns it in the sink. hangs it with a blanket from a cabinet door.#pulls a gun on it. do you get me#i think my babygirl should get to be insane in way more funny ways than just blowing people up and whatever
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yknow before i got my name Egg a few years ago i was jus goin by me irl legal name online n on here so like. its very possible someone here knows it
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Niloy November Day 17: Hands
#horizon forbidden west#niloy#niloynovember#videogameedit#hfwedit#aloy/nil#mine*gif#tumblr fucked this up last time#did they change the gif dimensions again i swear to fuck#can't do the fancy formatting underneath JUST IN CASE so you're stuck with basicass caption
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Based on this post by @greaye and this post by @gyunikum , I deciced to make my own version in portuguese
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bro these spambot followers ain't workin on my ass. they gotta get more creative wit it bro, don't they know i'm gay. i don't even like women. give me some MANbots then maybe we can talk
#ion fuck with no basicass maranda28374 bot with a stolen photo from instagram#but marcus03948 bot with a stolen photo from instagram? shiiiit.....
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I have a lot of respect for the quality of the artisan drinks at the kirby cafe, and the promotional soda wrappings they have done for kirby are cute too, but I will not personally satiated until I can walk into a kirby cafe / nintendo store / theme park and grab one of these bad boys
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Newsies Unite! AU - Pokémon list - Part 1
(links to pokémon info included)
Sparrow: - Vaporeon named Rapid - Leafeon named Racer - Taillow named Spot
Jack: - umbreon named Santa - houndood named Fe
Crutchie: - Shinx named Whistle - Cosmog named Galaxy
Spot: - Garchomp named Shrike - Lucario named Buster - Minun named Butcher
Davey: - azumarill named Sweeper - wooper named Grinny
Race: - zeraora named Bolt - jolteon named Track - raichu named Cider
Albert: - flareon named Flare - torchic named Barbecue - fennekin named Desert
Kathrine: - talonflame named Sunbeam - litten named Growler
Sarah: - cinderace named Soccer - espeon named Magic
Specs: - zigzagoon named Lens - dedenne named Radio Cry
Smalls: - zapdos named Blazes - blaziken named Zappy
Elmer: - jangmo-o named Coffee - snom named Blanket
Henry: - appletun named Pickles - dreepy named Seaweed
Romeo: - (male) meowstic named Rome - kirlia named Jewel
#Am I aware this breaks like half of the pokémon canon?#yeah#i just don't care#and anyways crutchie almost got Actual God or mewtwo so I'd say that cosmog is a bit more normal#this isn't everybody but this is already so so many people#and there are so much more to figure out#so this is part one :D#Newsies Unite! AU#newsies oc#newsies#newsies broadway#oh god i am NOT tagging everybody#are these the most basicass names ever? yeah but consider: i'm lazy and bad at names
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YIKES one housemate bought a tiny fabric pumpkin (i think its the kind i saw in the target dollar section) and left it on the bar part of the counter in the kitchen. dumbass housemate asked if someone "left" it there, other housemate said she thought it'd be cute for fall, dumbass housemate "ooh can we put it away somewhere until fall? then it would be cute" damn bitch the fuck? i don't need that kinda negativity in my life i am so happy i'm moving out in 4 weeks holy shit
#dumbass housemate is that because i've had to explain so much basicass shit to her#and she struggles so hard to understand anything i'm explaining#the one who had never heard of the concept of corporations giving money to political candidates or causes#almost want to call the other one the terf housemate because i saw her playing the blood libel terf game but#maybe she's also just a dumbass idk
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disadvantages of using obscure drawing software: finding FUCKIGN brushes
#like i have simple needs. 99% of the time it's basicass round brush + like 1-2 textured ones. but that 1%#will that photoshop brush work? probably. maybe not. WHO KNOWS#affinity photo i love you but....
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I MISS WHEN BROADWAY WAS GOOD
#sick of movies turned into musicals#sick of jukebox shows#sick of basicass bio musicals#WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY!#WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY!#WHERE IS THE DRAMAAAA!!!!#florence save us#personal
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pride themed starter [accepting]
Iroksa twisted and turned in front of the mirror. The evidence was there before their eyes, yet they still struggled to comprehend how very different they looked. The tank top on its own had been utterly obscene, completely unacceptable, but now, with this... Kai had called it a binder. Instead of padding them out the way their typical attire did, it slimmed them down, and they ran their hand over their flattened chest. It was still strange to have their arms bare--and it wasn't quite long enough for their midriff--but this? They could get used to this.
They poked their head out of the dressing room and looked around. "Kai?" Spotting him, they beckoned him over and stepped out fully. "Is this how these are intended to fit? Have I put it on properly?" Rare uncertainty--raw disbelief--colored their demeanor as they once more smoothed their hand over their chest.
#pretending we live in a world where you can just get binders with the rest of the bras and underwear at the store#i imagine after the third or so time iroksa came out complaining about how terrible and unsuitable and indecent a basicass shirt was#kai figured perhaps. there is a pattern. perhaps. a bigger problem for my obliviously transmasc cousin.#iroksa's threads#baby's first binder#rp#kai#desertfragments#modern magic
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#yes i know this is him when steve was cap but i could not for the life of me find a basicass 'that's my captain!' gif for this so here we b#memes n funnies#fandom#ANYWAY THAT'S MY FUCKIN CAPTAIN#also bucks but that's another post whatevs#folks#marvel#feelings#!!#chef kiss#mWAH
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The discourse about whether romance novel fans are porn addicts is dumb and hilarious. Like, are the books deeply pandering escapist fantasies that usually veer into deeply horny fuck scenes? Yes. Are they PORN though? Oh, absolutely also yes.
The issue isn't whether it's porn. It's that porn addiction isn't real, and getting mad at women for reading porn makes even less sense than being mad at men for watching it, considering at this point the people aren't even real so it's not even like there's a risk of exploitation.
Does it make someone an addict to consistently read books that make them feel good? No. Might not be the most challenging or enriching thing ever, but who gives a shit. People don't have an obligatory quota of deep existential thought that they're shirking by reading thinly veiled Reylo fanfic. Reading words isn't something you can be addicted to. That's not what addiction means. Just straight up. Even when it's compulsive or self-soothing behaviour, that's still not the same as an addiction and you need to stop acting like your youth pastor and/or favourite sex-negative tumblrista knows better than a field full of people with PHDs in neurochemistry, who consistently maintain both the conclusion that the only aspect of porn consumption that is bad for you is the shame some people feel for consuming it, and also that since people can develop compulsive relationships to anything including eating hair, laser focusing on that happening with porn specifically is pretty clearly just a basicass moral panic.
If I could watch movies about a cool awesome guy that everyone thinks is the coolest, and all the dudes are like "oh no here comes the coolest dude ever, I lose and you win" and the girls are all like "but you only have one penis and me and my gorgeous frenemy each have several holes how are we going to figure this out?"...I...would? And I do? Its not hypothetical. I am a dude. That's what a lot of media aimed at dudes has, historically, been. Wish fulfillment. Ladies should also get wish fulfillment.
Like, is it cringe to see people geeking out about their porn in public? Yeah. I don't tend to do that, personally. I think that since people tend to see women's desire in a toothless and objectified way, there's a tendency for some people to overlook how broadcasting it can put people off in public spaces. But that's more of an issue of social media cramming everyone into the same space and destroying the barriers between niche hobby spaces and adult spaces and people's public news feeds. The women reading the porn is fine. The women liking the porn is fine. The women talking to other women about how they like the porn is fine. Something annoying you or disgusting you is fine, but then that's kind of all that can or should be said. There isn't a step two. There isn't a step where you should shame and smear people until they never annoy or disgust you.
At this point society's morals are pretty broadly varied. Theres only a few things left you can call someone that are received with the scorn and shame you meant them with in any consistent way. And that's why everyone spends all of their time calling people they don't like either pedophiles or addicts. It's getting tiring.
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me: writes deimos because he's a basicass human bitch also me: ah man i should bring back my qunari boy i miss him too
#ooc.#don't mind me. i got to orzammar and now i'm talking religion with elisa#and how misunderstood the qun/qunari are and how they're portrayed is actually super offensive because it's just a literal bunch of-#stereotypes because of course any and all religion is supposed to be mindless and annoying and/or aggressive and monstrous.#shoves my foot up gaider's ass.#but i digress. vashoth and qunari are so great. their designs are gorgeous.#but back to orzammar#rishi sunak is harrowmont and bhelen is margaret thatcher and thats the only way i can make this decision between choosing who helps#annoying that you can't just let them decide garbage politics among themselves because you're meant to be neutral as a GREY WARDEN#there's a blight to be fought let hawke and inquisitor help you with the politics. let warden just stop the blight bc the last time shit#happened maric had to bail them out
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fav cotton candy flavor :3
The pink one #basicass
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i am curious to hear your name suggestions for mary (and charles hagdjd)/nf/silly (you’ve opened my eyes to new character lore i get to come up with)
YEAHHHH i love naming characters bcs then i can sneak in references to things and no one knows it hehehehehehehe
suggestions for charles would be (these are all basicass names bcs i do not know what youd do if i suggested shit like poisteri. thats smth i just made up.) charles, birch, kai, jonny, tim, phoenix, oli..
mary!! mary tho,... okay so anya, eva, kai-lynn, rosalia, jewel, kemi..
thats all i can think of rn agwbsndkd
half rhe time i just name my characters just.. box. or some shit HEHDJDJD
like!! the protagonist of the podcast that i may be writing is just. theyre called a literal fucking number at one point and its a name they choose. abdjfnf.
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