#basically a fuckin Punfest lmao

[thenerdytomboy]

If Toriel and Mal were able to meet, I could imagine it going something like this.

Toriel- So you're this "Mal" person that Kris has told me about?

Mal- That I am! It's nice to finally meet you, Ms.Toriel. I do hope Kris hasn't been telling you any "Mal"evolent stories about me!

Toriel- * snrk* Haha! Nono, they've only told me good things, I assure you.

Mal- Ah that's a relief. You know kids though, they can have quite the imaginations, wouldn't want you to get your hopes up over a norMal bird like me. They all just looked rather lost when I first found them, so I took them under my wing.

Toriel- * laughing*