#basically Yrz gets overconfident and then the dick too bomb to give up

[vroomian]

Ya know, I'm surprised YRZ didn't hightail it out of the party when coming into contact with BW. (In the most gentlemanly way possible.) Especially considering the fact that he's not sure what version of canon it is, which can get very messy. (Batman the Animated series, Young Justice, Justice League, etc.) Did his weakness to alcohol (transmigrated through the universe from bfiasc) cloud his judgement and he shacked up with him due to lowering his worries and maxing out his charm? He bent BW!

It’s a combination of factors!

1. Yrz has avoided any superhero nonsense for about 24 years now.

2. This is yrzs fourth party with Bruce Wayne in attendance where nothing stupid happened.

3. Yrz is, indeed, a bit drunk

4. Bruce Wayne is a solid hunk of man who looks like he can bench press Yrz one handed. Hot!

It’s fiiiinnneeee, Yrz thinks while turning up the charm, a one night stand shouldn’t hurt.

Rinse and repeat this ‘one night stand’ for a few years until, whoops, Yrz is parenting Bruce Wayne’s new wards without realizing it.

(Gay marriage happens like, fifteen years earlier in this timeline btw. Compleatly unrelated I’m sure.)