#based the Godfrey/Marika one off of something that Tywin actually did apparently. lmaoo
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I already know the answer to my own question but I'll ask anyways because your writting is entertaining; How would the Rennala/Radagon and Godfrey/Marika poly react and act accordingly to hearing someone saying under their breath that their significant other/Consort is a 'Glorified concubine'?
(Based off of this comic: https://www.deviantart.com/nanihoo/art/All-Hail-the-Consort-532781031 )
Would have added the demigods but the pairings above makes more sense with it being a polyamorous relationship (Rykard could also work but 🤷)
Rennala & Radagon
Their consort is the himbo/thembo of consorts. As such, they won't connect the dots that the comment was said about them.
So what do they do? Unintentionally insult Radagon of course because he's not a concubine. How dare they sully his honor and reputation.
"Stay your tongue, fool. Radagon is your king, not a 'glorified' concubine."
An awkward silence ensues among those in attendance, Radagon looks at Rennala like "what the hell?" and Rennala is trying her damndest not to laugh at her husband.
Godfrey & Marika
It's so silent you can hear a pin drop.
Godfrey, Marika, and Serosh are also channeling their inner Tywin Lannister and staring the person down.
In fact, they're staring the person down so much that they get uncomfortable and excuse themselves.
Afterward, Marika summons Maliketh to fuck with them.
And by fuck with them, he really just roars outside their window or some shit so they won't sleep.
Affectionate kisses and reassurances are given once they're in the comfort of their private chambers.
#crackcanon.#elden crack.#poly palooza.#lmaooo.#based the Godfrey/Marika one off of something that Tywin actually did apparently. lmaoo
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