#barty with a southern accent >>>

[tea-blankets-andstars]

PANDORA AND BARTY DUET WITH THE OTHER SKITTLES ON THE CHORUS 

[ellecdc]

ELLE, DROP ANOTHER BARTY FIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

but fr though i have a real request. can you do a poly! marauders (or literally any ship im indecisive) with a southerner fem reader who has a thick accent and uses a lot of southern phrases (i’m from alabama and projecting hard). i feel like a lot of their interactions would go along the lines of

reader- oh darling bless your sweet little heart you’re so pretty

james (or anyone of them tbh)- you think i’m pretty 🥰

reader who just called him stupid six ways to sunday in southern -yeah for sure 😀

anyways i love love love your works literally S tier, Shakespeare could never, Poe wishes level stuff and i eat it up fork and knife medium rare every time. 

Okay I’m sorry but I truly have nothing else to add because everything about this ask was perfection.

First of all, you are SO sweet and SoooOoOOO funny I literally cackled when I read this.

Reader: bless your heart ..

Sirius: awe thank you 🥰

*reader who just sort of told him to go fuck himself in southern*: 🤨

Also all I can think of now is this one post I saw online where someone’s southern coworker said to them “with my luck, it could be raining titties and I would get hit in the face with dick”

God that’s funny - you send me any other thoughts of convos with southern!reader and the crew, PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣

[bartyssimp-riley-16]

marauders era as things my friends have said

Sirius(in a southern accent): my daddy forgot me

James: (stares incredulously )

James later on(in a southern accent): my daddy dont love me(points to regulus)

......

Peter: at least my mother loves me!

Sirius: ...touche

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Severus: u dont get to talk, ur homophobic

Lucius: hay now, im homophobic AND racist!

......

marlene: yes mommy

Pandora: im straight

marlene: so??

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Mary: idfk?! i like dick! but titssssss

Lily: yeah dude, same lol

james: we're all so fucking gay rn

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James: can i have daddy issues without having issues with my father??

Sirius: yes?

Lily: sirius, u just have issues in general, so shut up.

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Barty: you would think being openly racist was bad but he wants to suck his best friends dick but says how he'd murder his friends if theyre gay

Evan: its Remus, what do u expect?

Barty: touche...

Evan: but...hes not wrong

Barty: ur gay tho???

Evan: hay now- dont be bringing up personal beef u hell spawn

[crescenthistory]

Is totally not the girl version of barty 🤭🤭🤭

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE WALKIN ON THE SUN

MY SOUTHERN ACCENT FITS THAT LINE SOOO WELL

-🪳

I can hide it sometimes but sometimes I gotta be oklahoman

OKLAHOMAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD oh no my bestie is from nj and she takes the piss out of oklahoma all the time. but I for one find it endearing 🫶🫶 your southern accent is always welcome here

and as a reggie kinnie i need barty kinnies in my life. uknow, for balance in the universe 🤞

[theinvisiblemuseum]

question: why is walburga white if the black side of the family is chinese and she is a Black by birth?

she’s a black by marriage, not birth in hihiywi i just dont feel like coming up with a maiden name for her because she’s dead. presumably she comes from an aristocratic sort of family that married her off to orion when she was old enough to be married, but that’s all i really care about her backstory tbh

[flybi91]

David Tennant NEEDS to be scarecrow. Imagine him going from being a normal, quiet, emotionally distant psychiatrist, too just completely unhinged and back again like nothing happened.