#bart hissing at wally when ever he flirts with barts favorite teacher

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Danny is the Fun ad Supportive teacher caue he wishes there had been more like Mr. Lancer when he was a kid. And does his best to show his students that they can come to him if they need help with anything or just need a ear to listen.

Totally see him also having a quiet corner for the kids when they get overwhelmed.

Squee love the image of him wearing hair scarves during classes to keep his hair up and out of the way. It's pretty long when it's down, totally grows it out to his waist like Jazz.

Some reason just imagined him also teaching the kids hairstyles like fancy braids cause it's one of the days they don't have much on the lesson plan (possibly a head so free day) and someone asks about how he braids his hair. And it ends with them all learning different techniques and learning about how to tell which brand of hair products are the best for your hair type. (He went down a rabbit hole when he first started growing his hair out and now is happy to spread the information)

Omg should this be retired hero Danny or he still heroes but is mostly back up for invasions?

Cackling so hard. Espcially when the two actuallh start talking in and out of mask and start catching feels. Only problem both are idiots and pining frm afar.

Its solved cause Captain Cold says No not dealing with pining idiots. Leonard totally scruffy Flash(Wally) the next time him and OG Flash (Barry) are on the scene together and tells Wally he better not hurt his baby cousin or he will break his legs. Now go ask him out, he'll be at the Cafe on broad way street at 3 tomorrow.

Then takes his baby cousin out to a Cafe and is like "Danny, kiddo, I love you but the pining is too much. So dnt thank me" and walks out just as Wally shows up with flowers.

Okay okay I've seen a Lot of teacher Danny Aus but what if instead of chemistry or engineering...

It's Home Ec. Like this guy decided to get a degree in home economics due to literally the death trap of a house he grew up in where he ans his sister had to learn home economics things on their own so they could just survive.

But this is Danny so of course his classes are chaotic.

First day he brings out a microwave and a series of different food ingredients and shows his students just what you aren't supposed to microwave. And the first thing be shows is eggs.

By showing each different method that people have tried to cook eggs in a microwave with various levels of explosive results. Starting with a raw still shelled egg.

He did provide them noise canceling headphones and safety goggles just in case.

"Alright class, today you are going to learn what you can't cook in a microwave!"

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Could totally see the lesson plans being tossed out the window because one of his kids the students has a question and was brave enough to come to him for it. Danny's not letting them down. Maybe he's got an in with the cosmetology teacher and they get the retired mannequin heads previous students didn't want to drag home after finals. Some hair rerooting later, Danny has a whole (only slightly creepy) setup of disembodied heads on the desks with all kinds of hair types to tackle. At the very least these kids are going to get the basic hair care down so they don't go off to college with 5-in-1 shampoo and ruin their scalp. Textbook hacks are next weeks lesson to cut costs so they can afford leave in conditioner instead of spending $300 on one text book. Maybe lets some of the more advanced kids try braiding his hair since he can practically sit on it, he's proud of their efforts even if the braid crooks in the middle. Danny is going to have some weird cupboard contents in his classroom for some poor unsuspecting person to open.

Anyways, yes! Retired hero! He did his thing, he's tired and retired and is firmly on the Get Off My Lawn Unless We're All Going To Die Again list of backup heroes. Handwavy fanon Batman put up the list, maybe Barbra found out about him while she was in recovery and before she was Oracle and brought him to Bruces attention. Pre JL:D if I have the timeline right so it would make sense to have a rabbit to pull out of your hat just in case.

Wally maybe accidentally giving his identity away early by flirting in and out of the mask with the worst pickup lines ever (he learned them from Dick) and Danny the lover of puns, actually likes them. Theres only so many people who would say "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in." line in one city after all. Everyone else is suffering. They can't hear "Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest." without wanting to beg for arrest (criminals) or amnesia (heroes). Leonard is doing his civic duty setting them up after hearing "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber." At this point he deserves the key to the city or a one time get out of jail free card. He'll settle for being left in charge of the ice sculptures at their wedding.

Okay okay I've seen a Lot of teacher Danny Aus but what if instead of chemistry or engineering...

It's Home Ec. Like this guy decided to get a degree in home economics due to literally the death trap of a house he grew up in where he ans his sister had to learn home economics things on their own so they could just survive.

But this is Danny so of course his classes are chaotic.

First day he brings out a microwave and a series of different food ingredients and shows his students just what you aren't supposed to microwave. And the first thing be shows is eggs.

By showing each different method that people have tried to cook eggs in a microwave with various levels of explosive results. Starting with a raw still shelled egg.

He did provide them noise canceling headphones and safety goggles just in case.

"Alright class, today you are going to learn what you can't cook in a microwave!"