#bars for ladies night

[moonchild-nissa]

Halloween Night !

[javelinbk]

Paul McCartney in a deleted scene from Magical Mystery Tour (1967)

[r-acicularis]

Life hits different when you are the love of your life lol

[pikkissis]

i was hired!!!! i have a job!!!! gosh!! after a year of looking and applying!! PRAISE GOD!

now..... who to yap about pikmin to first.....

[clonerightsagenda]

While I am girlposting (waiting for my hair to dry) a while back I saw art for an AU where Lan Fan got possessed by Greed instead and I had the following thoughts in rough sequence:

That's one way to get your arm back.

Lan Fan lesbian awakening???

FMA can finally ascend to wizards versus lesbians status, specifically the "ah fuck there's a guy in my head" subcategory.

It would go so poorly for everyone. He would call her a brainwashed lapdog. She would call him a selfish monster. He would say her boss seems pretty shitty if he can't keep his possessions from getting maimed. She would suplex them both into the sewer. I would watch it.

[superstardestroyer]

The range on a single roll of Fujifilm 200ISO 35mm film

[marinerainbow]

Also... I couldn't help myself 😅 I had to make some for my Roo Mobsters too XD

The take-home points I need you to take from these are...

1. They're all idiots.

2. Rena and Kingston are very mentally ill. Ryan is sad but he's pretty healthy mentally- he takes care of them.

3. Rena and Kingston are very mean to eachother- it's their love language.

4. Ryan loves animals. They are his outlet. He will go to strange lengths to care for them and he will steal them from owners who don't care for them properly.

Sorry, I had to share with someone 😅😅😅 You are w e l c o m e to delete this ^^

These fucked up kangaroos... Why do I love them? XDDD

I need Ryan to talk to Shiny, Terry, and Poppy about animals!! Ryan can come visit the neighborhood cats that adopted Shiny, steal a snake for Terry, and put little raincoats on the ducks that Poppy feeds!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

RYAN AND MOONY WITH CAKE RYAN AND MOONY WITH CAKE RYAN AND MOONY WITH CAKE-

I... I feel so bad for Rena and Kingston? I guess? They- they seem perfect for each other. In a bad way 😅 I'm not sure if I want to take them to couples therapy or just let them be fucked up together so they don't drag a genuinely good person down with them. Those are my conflicting thoughts for these two 😅

[minoudrien]

i’m froggy here i come i’m not afraid of anyone…

[flyertemplates]

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[alchemistc]

You know say what you will about my serial procrastination and the way I am consistently circling the drain knowing people (especially ones in a position of authority) think I have my shit together while experiencing near constant imposter syndrome bc I can't tell people the well thought out project/paper/artwork/writing I told ppl I was working on for WEEKS I actually started and finished in one caffeine-and-stress-induced-high 8 hours before it was due, they'll realize I'm a fucking disaster --

Say what you will. But I actually procrastinated buying Blink tickets for so long that the resale price of pit tickets dropped almost $200 over the course of the week I was sending it to pay for them, so I saved like, 400+ dollars (fucking resale fees and vendor fees and treating that shit like taxes instead of a flat fee).

(This is almost never how this works. There is a surcharge for ADHD. It is groceries you never use bc you have no sense of object permanence and the 'produce in the door' trick doesn't work for you. It is spending 3-4x more money on your morning coffee because you were up until 3 in the morning reliving The Horrors (That time a server told you to enjoy your meal and you said 'you too') so you didn't have time to pick it up yourself and had to have it delivered to survive your day. It is putting off replacing your tires until the threads are visible and having one just slowly deflate overnight so now you've got to put the donut on only you never did your six-month check and your donut is also flat.)

[alteredstatesstuff]

the bar maid

[cryptidcaptain]

lmao what is it that gives ppl the fucking nerve to come up to early/pre- t trans guys and act like they need to "save them" from "making a terrible mistake" as if they know them better than anyone else ever has despite only having heard them speak for maybe 2 minutes max

[favoredbyvenus]

*live romantic jazz music playing*

The Green Lady Lounge. Kansas City, MO.

[bunnyb34r]

Holy fuck was today aggravating as all hell

NewLady is seriously getting on my nerves bc shes SO territorial ab the womens section but like she doesn't even do a good job there lmao like I get territorial ab childrens bc I'm the only one over there most of the time and only [relative coworker] and begrudgingly but willingly NetflixCoworker when needed but absolutely none of the overnight super fixers (people working nights for the past two weeks for an upcoming review) will even THINK ab touching children's

Like I get territorial bc I have a system and everyone else gets overwhelmed by the area as a whole that they just get tunnel vision and dont do shit right

But! My coworkers know that as long as I'm there and there's no need for me to do other sections that day (ie: needing to do the layout or helping unload pallets) that I'll do 50%-75% on average (100% on really good days) of the area

Newlady just does... I dont even know honestly but it's like a quarter ass job not even half ass shdhhfhfh but she hoards all the boxes from the pallets if they're womens and if you go down to help she screams at you! (Unless it's me lmao she likes me)

And she is SO unwilling to even think ab helping in another area that she literally turned her back and walked away when someone who doesnt even work clothing but was that day, told her she needed to help do children's

Like it's just so AUGH

And then I had to fix the layout bc she didnt read it when the ugly ass dresses came in but remembered me saying where they were going close enough (not blaming her for this though layouts suck ass) so I had to swap the two ugly dresses and then condense the shirts bc they purposefully will change ONE thing to check that you're reading the layouts right

Like the shirts were 3 rows across and like 4in down but the NEW layout had them TWO rows and 4in UP

Same shirts mind you, only thing that changed was the location of the rows and the spacing

And I dont even think the bottom row is right bc I THINK it's a whopping 1in up or down from what it is now but if they scrutinize us on such a minute detail while we have fucking 5 people working the entire area then they're even stupider than I thought

Fucking prioritize

OH and we found someone's VERY WORN puma shoe just thrown in with basics 😑 real classy customers we have huh (we dont sell anything puma)

[the-kipsabian]

so if i wasnt stressed enough about applying for jobs yet, now i have a requirement of applying for minimum of four places a month or risk losing my benefits 👌

[vigilantejustice]

the way going out to do a very normal thing that normal grown folks do on the regular feels like clocking in for a shift at the weirdest most out of place person in the room factory. should not feel like pulling teeth convincing myself to not flake out the entire day up to and including getting to the function