#barry spamfries?

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look at this cute little Spamfries i drew :)

HAH! YOUR PUNY SPAMFRIES HAS EXPLODED! YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!!

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so i've posted about Spamfries a little, and i recently updated his NEO design! here's a sketch,,

so like, he's got two plane wings on his giant ass jetpack, he's got jet boots, and he utilises the "mega barry bunch" with his big ass hands. he's also got a square-shaped lens on his glasses cause that's pretty swell,, oh yeah and i'm thinking of his "strings" being that "do not cross" tape. he is also like 13 ft tall! i'm pretty happy with this design! i think i'll call him Barry MEGA :)

i don't plan on modding this or anything, but i wanna lay down some potential attack ideas because i like that:

MEGA Barry Punch: The bullet area expands, and Barry sends a giant hand projectile that takes up about half of the bullet area, and on impact with one of the walls, it explodes into metal projectiles that you gotta dodge. This repeats two more times before you can attack. Reference to the Robo Barry short!

Pipis attack: haven't exactly decided what Barry's "pipis" equivalent would be, but i'm thinking of either "kepchup" or "spong", which are both vlog references (episodes 14 and 25 if you're wondering). maybe spong is a better fit considering ketchup is a Sans thing,, anyway it's a similar attack to pipis but instead of exploding out little Spamtons, it explodes tiny jetpacks (and may also have a 11% chance to send out a little Barry whose arm stretches to grab your soul). perhaps the spong absorbs a bunch of projectiles towards you or something

Scam Ad attack: Sends out a phone which rings, shaking out a bunch of references to scammy mobile game ads kinda like one of Queen's attacks. Alternatively could be the "only 20% of players beat this" layout where the bullet area is divided into two sides, and you gotta quickly switch to the side with the higher number on top to dodge a rapid-fire bullet barrage.

AOZ related attack: Your soul turns yellow, and you gotta shoot a horde of zombie-like projectiles that rapidly speed up before you shoot a big explosive one, which explodes into little meaty projectiles.

Jetpack Joyride related attack: Reminiscent of Sans' gaster blasters and platform attacks, Barry sends out lasers and missiles that you gotta dodge. you can also shoot the missiles! also a zapper attack with deactivated zappers that connect to each other, and you gotta move to a specific spot before they activate and hurt you.

i like the idea of him also having a gramophone speaker on his chest for certain attacks, kinda like Spamton NEO's heart attack. perhaps it sends out little shaky music notes? maybe it shoots out a folded pair of socks every so often (that's another vlog reference where he talks about throwing his socks in the gramophone he sells to shut it up)

anyway that's Barry MEGA for you!! i like him a lot and i wanna develop him further because man i think he's just so swell :)

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Spamfries? in my copy of Dan The Man? it's more likely than you think

he looks like he'd sell me a pirated version of COD mobile but for some reason all the menus are stretched too far off the screen, every icon is misplaced and the models are among us

(edit: just remembered i forgot to draw his popped collar literally just now after going "hmmm somethings not right about this" oh god how long has the post been up for aggg)

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and he MOVES TOO???? absurd!!!

(there's no extracted animations on the DTM wiki or... anywhere really, so i got a reference in-game and tried to match the frame rate - it's not exact but it should be close enough!) (that exact reason is why it may look weird to see up close)

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absolutely unhinged spamfries doodle,, would you let him free :)

(ignore the fact i forgot his chin scruff ignore the fact i forgot his chin scruff ignore the fact i forgot his chin scruff ignore the fa)

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LOL

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apocalypse barry and wip zombarry dtm sprite edits :3

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drew some origin barry x craig doodles in art class today and it made my headache better :) i love two little awkward guys (also my revamped craig design that was originally inspired by dexterno-artz !!) (im so sorry im too shy to tag properly i love his art it's super cool!!)

also this....

steakfries, spamfries, and the entirely wrong character spamton

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i made a post about this ages ago BUT for a while i have been thinking up a fucked up little combo of Barry and Spamton

i haven't finalised his name yet but i like the nicknames 'Barry Big Shot' and 'Spamfries' for him!

here are some shitty sketches

(his yellow lens is meant to be orange by the way and i didn't realise it was the complete wrong colour until just now 💀)

he sells garbage stolen scammy mobile games and does that thing where text isn't formatted correctly so all apostrophes are replaced with '�', he also sounds like an extremely unhinged australian man who's always yelling and on the verge of screaming! (just barry's voice but LOUD)

he uses brackets to affirm himself or add filler, sometimes may say [App not found.] or something similar. will bite your fingers off :)