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The Reason Barry is banned from any and every kitchen the gang will ever be involved with is a mystery that has baffled Johnny his entire life. But neither his dad nor his uncles will ever say what it was.
Marcus: "So when we get to this new place, first order of business. Barry, you're not settin' one foot in that kitchen."
Stan: "Forget cooking. I wouldn't even trust this one with a microwave."
Barry: "Come ON! It was ONE TIME! Are you lot ever gonna let it go?!"
Marcus and Stan: "Never!
Barry: "What I did wasn't even that bad!"
Marcus: "Tell that to the stove you ruined!"
Stan: "We almost got kicked out of that flat 'cause of you!"
Johnny (aged five): "So...what did Uncle Barry do?"
Marcus: "Johnny, you wanna go to the park when we get settled in?"
Johnny: "Yay!"
Marcus to Stan: "He must NEVER know."
Stan: "Agreed."
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#sing 2021 #sing johnny #sing movie #sing 2 #sing 2016 #sing big daddy #sing marcus #sing stan #sing barry #barry is banned from EVER setting foot in the kitchen much less cooking #sing gorilla gang headcanons #I love these four #we need more of this #johnny is a precious cinammon roll #his dad wants to protect that innocence for as long as he can #so does Stan #Barry just wants everyone to stop reminding him of one little mistake #only it wasn't so little to everyone else #sing headcanons
The Reason Barry is banned from any and every kitchen the gang will ever be involved with is a mystery that has baffled Johnny his entire life. But neither his dad nor his uncles will ever say what it was.
Marcus: "So when we get to this new place, first order of business. Barry, you're not settin' one foot in that kitchen."
Stan: "Forget cooking. I wouldn't even trust this one with a microwave."
Barry: "Come ON! It was ONE TIME! Are you lot ever gonna let it go?!"
Marcus and Stan: "Never!
Barry: "What I did wasn't even that bad!"
Marcus: "Tell that to the stove you ruined!"
Stan: "We almost got kicked out of that flat 'cause of you!"
Johnny (aged five): "So...what did Uncle Barry do?"
Marcus: "Johnny, you wanna go to the park when we get settled in?"
Johnny: "Yay!"
Marcus to Stan: "He must NEVER know."
Stan: "Agreed."
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