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steakbones · 2 years ago

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ranking noble titles from most to least vampiric:

1. countess

2. baron

3. baroness

4. viscount

5. count

6. lady

7. prince

8. lord

9. duchess

10. marquis

11. duke

12. empress

13. emperor

14. queen

15. princess

16. king

17. earl

this is of course not a comprehensive list but just what i remember. if anyone disagrees please kindly prove you arent a vampire of a lower-ranking title first

#8lah #kings and queens are leeches of a different less sexy variety than vampires #not saying its impossible to have a vampire queen or king etc but they dont have an inherently vampiric title #princess is mostly just cause like #vampires are NOT the first association ppl have with princesses #earls though i stand by that.#you cant be a vampire earl. youd be a laughingstock #baron and baroness are higher than the classic count because counts are TOO classic yk yk

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