#barley hopps (oc)

[smalltimidbean]

On the second day of December, someone gave to me - Two Tangled Mice

Oh no, not again!

[plasticpasteries]

here's a list of lore tidbits I keep forgetting about but feel I should mention

Crow fest:

The Sugarpines have a corgi named Ajax

Similarly, The Hillberrys had a cat, but she kinda ran off after Matthew died

William is both arachnophobic and mysophobic

Allen is every type of phobic :)

Matthew used to be a newsboy

Darrel carries cards on him at all times

At Felix and William's job, there's a chalkboard that tallies how many times Will has tripped that shift. It's usually at 7 halfway in.

Matthew has twitter and has been called a dilf several times

Magma:

Rex is bilingual

Rex is a super fan of Internet Shutdown, and basically lost his goddamn mind when Kyle moved in nextdoor.

Noah has two siblings that he never talks about because they sucked.

There was this plastic eating bug that almost mauled a dude to death

the plot is about Noah being cursed.

Anything But Norman

Norman accidentally got a royal status because he unknowingly married a literal goddamn prince.

Dew wants to do music instead, so he basically pulled a "I don't want to run the family business>:("

Norman has this strange fixation on Alshguardians

Norman almost burnt a clown themed restaurant down because his arm was chopped off by a warrior cats roleplayer

Garden of Ash

The entire reason that Thyme, an almost 50 something year old man, has beef with Barley is he was supposed be in his care

Parsnip and Sage have never made out

Chives was dragged along for the ride

Charles von Challéce III used to run a cult environmentalism based religion

Thyme has 15 lizards. He throws the lizards at people and tells them they're baby dragons just to cause chaos

Thyme cut of his own tits before remembering magic exists

And uh that's it

[ballpit-bakery]

childhood lost in the woods - 10/3/22