#barbie-roberts-is-a-goddess

[cakemousse]

please show me your favourite plushie!! 💖

hi pingouin!!

here’s guillermo, my lap dragon!

yes he’s ace coloured 😂

thanks for the ask! 🥰

[2manyfandoms2count]

hey!! gonna ask 22 and 27 for the weirdly specific ask game :))

Thanks for the ask, Penguin 💕

22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

I guess so! I have one I bought on a trip to Vancouver last summer, it brings back good memories 😊 before that I had some glass ones but they were heavy and small, so not very handy

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

Low-rise Converse, jeans and a t-shirt (bonus points if it's a marinière)

Ask me a weirdly specific question!

[gentil-minou]

hey!! submitting mahonia and aloe vera for the ask game 🪴🪴

Pinggggg <3

aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?

this is a testament to how lonely i am if i say this but i really just want to hold hands with someone in a car and drive around a mountain or near the coast with the window all the way down. if that's not mundane enough then honestly just holding hands and walking down the street

 ﹟random get-to-know-me ask game  !! 

[bearboyofficial]

what's number 13 and 20 and 47

hiiii

on my deezer wrapped :

13 - looking like you just woke up by the front bottoms

20 - brutal by olivia rodrigo

47 - we looked like giants by car seat headrest

on my spotify wrapped :

13 - here's that rainy day by freddie hubbard

20 - the gay goshawk by stone/angel

47 - postman by toro y moi

[earhartsease]

[ID: mastodon thing from Phil Fish:

life is extra surreal for french speakers right now because in french, phonetically,

"chat gpt" sounds exactly like "cat, i farted" (chat, j'ai pété). everywhere, on TV, in the news, people going "cat, i farted" over and over with a straight face. is cat, i farted going to steal your job? how are schools dealing with cat, i farted? lawyer caught using cat, i farted.

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addendum: @barbie-roberts-is-a-goddess added this

this is not completely accurate because we pronounce "chat" the English way and it is already a word used commonly here, so no one actually makes the connection with a cat. however the "I farted" part is very much true and I don't think we bully people enough for saying it all the time

[npdclaraoswald]

I was tagged by @marley-manson !

Add 10 gifs from your favorite shows and tag 10 people

Gonna limit myself to three Star Treks so it's not just all Trek

Discovery

Prodigy

Deep Space Nine

Doctor Who

Mash

Interview with the Vampire

Severance

Made for Love

Yellowjackets

Community

@cauldronofmorning @lostyesterday @baekura @barbie-roberts-is-a-goddess @dilfdyke @michaelburnnham @brittlebutch @king-kal whom tumblr still won't let me tag for some reason @maningning @pronouncingitwang

[kennythetrampvamp]

GUYS BARBIE IS LOSING IN A PINK GIRL TOURNAMENT RIGHT NOW @ultimatepinkgirl

I urge you to vote barbie, baby!!!

This tournament was made for her. She is the pink queen. The pink goddess. It's her THING

SHE LITERALLY HAS A SHADE OF PINK NAMED AFTER HER

IT WAS PROPHECY WRITTEN IN THE STARS. ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE. ETERNAL BARBIE. PLASTIC DOESN'T DEGRADE.

BARBIE SWEEP C'MON BITCHES!!!

[addolais]

#   𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾𝑵𝑺.   a   collection   of   original   and   canon   muses   as   explored   by   eira.   HIGHLY   private   ;   do   not   follow   first.   predominantly   headcanon   based.   established   december   2019   /   reinvented   july   2023.

affiliated with : ...

⁰¹. MUSE LIST UNDER CUT.    ⁰². CARRD.    ⁰³. OPEN STARTERS.    ⁰⁴. MEMES.

original

anwyn howell , the red dragon , top gun based dahlia kennedy , the huntress , supernatural based eva mohn , the huldra , supernatural based frankie sutherland , the leader , twd based katya gajos , the mage's blood , teen wolf natalia west , the agent , criminal minds based ymra , goddess of the wild hunt , original lore

canon

barbara roberts , doll face , barbie @humanitydiscovered elizabeth harmon , chess prodigy , queen's gambit emily prentiss , the undercover , criminal minds noah czerny , the ghost , the raven cycle thomas , the betrayed , the maze runner

[cakemousse]

HELLO I am asking you toxigriffe and the whole lovesquare for the ship bingo

man!!! how do you want me to answer this 😂😂😂

i’m just gonna answer for the lovesquare as a WHOLE since i’ve already answered the toxigriffe one here!

(when i say kill each other, i meant not physically killing each other but something the one of them do that can cause the other to pass out, like something sooooo sweet they just faint from happiness, amongst other things 👀)

ask me about ship bingos!!

[shop-korea]

Glenn Miller - Chattanooga Choo Choo - Sun Valley Serenade (1941) HQ

CAPTAIN - GLENN MILLER

DISAPPEARED - PLANE - BAD

WEATHER - WW 2 - NEAR THE

FREEZING - ENGLISH CHANNEL

LIKE - THE - TITANIC - WHEN US

CURRENCY - WAS - HUGE SO BIG

GREAT NEWS - COLDEST WATER

ENGLISH - CHANNEL - ALSO

MEANS - NO - SHARKS THEY

HATE - THE - COLD - THERE

WERE - NO - SHARKS - 2 EAT

AND - TEAR - UP - BODIES - 4

MALE - SHARKS - PREDATORS

OF - WARM - WATERS - U - SEE

EDUCATION - WHY IMPORTANT

WHAT - I - LOST - YESTERDAY

BARBIE - ASIA

BARBIE ROBERTS - AMERICAN

BORN - IN - WISCONSIN - AND

MOVED - 2 - MALIBU

SOUTHERN - CALIFORNIA - CA

JURISDICTION - OF - SHERIIFF

NOT - LAPD - LOS ANGELES

POLICE - RIFFLES - IN TRUNK

MALIBU - NO - RESTAURANTS

LIKE - LEHIGH ACRES - FLORIDA

LEE - COUNTY - BOTH - UNDER

JURISDICTION - OF - SHERIFF

THEY'RE - STUPIDER - THAN

US - POLICE - THEY'RE - NOT

BRIGHT - TRAINED - RIFFLE

MEN - BARBIE - DIDN'T KNOW

THEY - GO - EVERY YEAR BACK

2 - WISCONSIN - SNOWBOARD'G

MALIBU - CHAMPION SURF GIRL

CARTOONS - MAYBE

BARBIE - SCIENTISTS

BARBIE - OLYMPIC - GOLD

MEDALS - MAYBE - WHY NOT

BARBIE - LOVES - SCIENCE

AND - ENGLISH - SUBJECT

GRAMMAR - HOW - 2 WRITE

ESSAY

LEGAL - PERMISSION - 2 - YES

DEVELOP - BARBIE - ASIA

PERMISSION - 2 - PRODUCE

BARBIE - DOLLS - ALSO

BARBIE - WORLD

COMICS - ASIA

EUROPE - ASIAN DISTRIBUTION

BARBIE - WORLD

ME - BORN - WITH - BLUE EYES

GETTING - LASERED - AND YES

PLASTIC - SURGERY - PLASTIC

ON - FACE - NECK - BETTER

THAN - GORILLA - GLUE

2 - LOOK - LIKE - MOVIE

STARS - FILM - GODDESSES

MARILYN MONROE - 'STATE

FAIR' - PAMELA TIFFIN YES

OVER - AGE 77 - TODAY HAI

PAULINA PORIZKOVA - ALIVE

CANDICE SWANEPOEL - YES

VICTORIA's - SECRET - 5'10 FT

ASIAN - PART - SE-KYUNG SHIN

MY - FACE - IN - FUTURE

HAVING - CHEST - DONE

LASER - HEIGHT - 5'9 FT

LIKE - SERENE - PRINCESS

CATHERINE ELIZABETH UK

VICTORIA - SECRET - MODELS

BACK - 2 - RUNWAY - PARIS

CHRISTIAN DIOR - CHANNEL

ITALY - VALENTINO - MORE

BACK - 2 - COVERS

6 PACK - ABS

FRANCE - 'SHAPE' - 'VOGUE'

USA - 'SHAPE' - 'VOGUE'

'ELLE' - AND - MORE US

MY - SECRET - MALL

FUTURE - THIS - HELLO KITTY

BABE - BECOMES

BARBIE - ASIA

BLUE - EYES

WHITE - BLOND

5'9 FT - LARGE BREASTS

MAYBE - FULL D CUP VS

VICTORIA - SECRET

BARBIE - WORLD

COUTURE - DESIGNER

WELCOMES - VICTORIA SECRET

24/7 - HOLIDAYS

ONLY - TONGUES

INCLUDES - EMPLOYEES

WELCOME - PACKAGE

SAME

SPEAK - TONGUES

500 BILLION - WON TAX PAID

SING - TONGUES - ANOTHER

[the-firebird69]

10 (1979) Movie Trailer - Dudley Moore, Bo Derek, Julie Andrews & Robert...

They're saying I'm the short one in the family and Dudley Moore represents it and she's kind of the same height

Zues

She went after him and I see what it is she did the movie and then wanted to do the movie to him and find out that Dave is really after him and he's having problems and it was just like the movie and she's laughing and laughing and saying I better try and reel this one in alive and she didn't know that you're huge most people don't and they're thinking of smaller but with a big head and you're pretty Sharp so there using the brain and the height against you and you see that you're pretty big but still not very tall and it's hilarious because everyone saying this is the analogy and this is the Barbie car and he's like Ken and it's a name that means something and Ken's name is Paul and he's really her father and my daddy then I'll tell you what it's kind of turning out to be a comedy and he says no most people don't view it that way we do because we had to live it I see what you're saying he's on the beach and she's making out with him and he messes it up and other things happen for real but she's making it happen and Dave is following them around and it's like spies like Us he's being very obvious he doesn't notice anything and he keeps calling him a gimp and things like that and he goes I'm stunted you ding-a-ling and all messing with me all at once it's a massive amount of people he said no way and it was about 7 foot and he thought that's not bad then he's trying to look and couldn't figure it out you got all paranoid and said I have to do something and it started being an a****** so he used him but really he was good before like this but he did almost all these pranks and he said he probably did them all plus more so I'm going to look at it but holy cow it's hilarious. This is the car and it's Dudley Moore's car and he did get in the accident with the cop and the cop was actually Dave who ran in and changed outfits and was in there trying to breathe slowly and not be seen breathing fast and she knew it and was pleased he says this is supposed to you but I'm not the one doing it that's again and please don't ask him out loud and he said oh yeah that's how it goes in the civil War and all that s*** they have no brain they don't do anything but the parasites but you can't say that either they had to talk too and they said you understand it that's how I talk but wow this is great unbelievable this is the Ken car no this is the Barbie car it's my car and this is the one that I'm going to get and I'm going to get the real thing Dudley Moore's car and I'm going to get the kit car too and I'm going to show up with it and I'm going to discuss it a little bit to look like the kit car

Hera

Good

Zues

I don't think so but maybe

Dudley moore

And like Dudley and that's where the accident happened that's what they're saying

Zues

Oh shit

Tommy f

I'm actually going to shut up now I see the code this is ridiculous you have a hilarious life like me it's not in a movie he's telling me don't make any other stupid movies about me I have to go through the stupid movie I'll probably have a bunch of stupid movies now

Dudley Moore aka bg

Olympus

Time to get your food buy toll and goddess wife

[carpisuns]

as a French person I can tell you that we all hate the Académie Française and think it is full of shit

DHSJSKSK I was amusing myself imagining an English Academy trying to police the English language lolol try to catch us sucker!!! you can’t stop us from adding “hard pass” and “amirite” and “dad bod” to the dictionary and you also can’t stop me from saying making up whatever words I want every day😌 linguistic innovation is inevitable

[gentil-minou]

do you have plushies? if you do, which one/what kind is your favourite?

I have a couple! I used to have waayyyyyy more like turtles and huskies and various whales but I had to downsize when I moved.

My current favorites are this whale squishmallow that doubles as a cuddle buddy and a books/tablet holder for my lap

And I also have a horse beanie baby that was one of the first things I ever bought with my own money (allowance money but still, I saved up for it!) so it's get a very special place in my heart :3

[emsylcatac]

you're secretively a god but bad at hiding it + info dump fren <33

♥︎♥︎🥺 why do everyone think I'm bad at hiding it, I'm so good with secrets smh 😔

[npdclaraoswald]

get to know you better game! answer the questions and tag people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @marley-manson

Last song I listened to: Sucker by the Jonas Brothers is playing rn while I'm at work, but the last song I chose to listen to was Agent Green's Reprise from The Bright Sessions' musical episode. Not that I just listened to that song specifically; I listened to all the songs before I started relistening to the podcast as a whole

Currently watching: Classic Doctor Who, and I'm still working my way through my MASH rewatch- I finally got to season 10! (Of MASH. I'm still in season 1 of Doctor Who)

Currently obsessed with: I'm not particularly fixated on anything at the moment, but the things I'm most excited about are Doctor Who, The Bright Sessions, and I'm about to start Stephanie Brown's Batgirl run, which I've been anticipating for a while

Tagging @thequiver @vikingpoteto @barbie-roberts-is-a-goddess @fearofpop

[wetchickenbreast]

conducted some important research

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Slide One has a silhouette of Barbie’s head and the words “The Barbie Cinematic Universe

Slide Two is titled “The Three Barbies” and has a bullet list with three points. the first says “Barbie the Actress” the second says “Barbie the Vlogger” and the third says “Barbie the Doll”. To the right, is an image of the catholic trinity diagram edited to have pictures of Barbie

Slide Three is titled “Barbie the Actress”. The images on the right are movie posters for “Barbie a Fairy Secret” and “Barbie a Fashion Fairytale”. The slide also contains the following bullet points:

In 2010, Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale was released

In this movie, it is revealed that Barbie is canonically an actress and all other Barbie movies are in-universe movies with Barbie as the leading actress

This concept is expanded on in the 2011 movie Barbie: A Fairy Secret

Fairies, flaries (fashion fairies), and magic are canonical to this universe 

Some Barbie movies are presented as stories Barbie is telling her younger sister. I am including this as subgroup Barbie the Storyteller which falls under the umbrella of Barbie the Actress

Slide Four is titled “Barbie the Vlogger”. The image on the right is the poster for the netflix series “Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures”. The slide also contains the following bullet points:

This version of Barbie is quite expansive including a youtube channel, two animated series, and several movies

Barbie’s vlogs are posted to her youtube channel 

The youtube channel is also the same youtube channel Barbie posts on in the animated series (Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures, Barbie: It Takes Two, Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures: Go Team Roberts)

In Barbie: It Takes Two, Barbie goes to acting school, suggesting that this could just be a prequel to Barbie the Actress. However I do not believe this to be the case due to the ages of her sisters being the same in both

Slide Five is titled “Barbie the Doll”. The image on the right is the poster for the series “Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse”. The slide also contains the following bullet points:

Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is the only media which contains this version of Barbie, however, actual plastic real life Barbie dolls as in the toy produced by Mattel fall under this category as well

Think of the Lego Movie. It’s similar to that

The characters in this show are made of plastic and the universe functions in very, very strange ways

Certain dolls like Raquelle have been cursed by the laws of this universe

There is an episode (Season 7 Episode 6 “Bizzaro Barbie”) in which Raquelle steps into an alternate dimension, suggesting that the Barbie the Doll universe contains a sub-multiverse

Slide Six is titled “Consistent Traits”. The image to the right is of a ken and a barbie doll facing each other. The slide also contains the following bullet points:

Throughout all universes, there are a few things that remain the same:

Barbie’s appearance

Her iconic blonde hair and love for fashion

Barbie is extremely talented

The only universe where Barbie canonically has all her jobs is Barbie as the Doll, however, the other Barbies are good at many things to an absurd degree. This is often commented on by the other characters

Her sisters Skipper, Stacie, and Chelsea

Barbie was born in Willows, Wisconsin but moved to Malibu, California

Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

Ken is her love interest

Slide Seven is titled “In Conclusion”. The image above the title is the pagan “triple goddess” symbol edited to have the barbie logo in the center. The image to the right is a picture of the Book of Mormon edited to be pink and say “The Book of Barbie: Another Testament of Barbie”. There is also text on the slide which says “Barbie is a trinity being of unknowable power”.

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