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mylowmilo · 14 days ago

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There’s something so insane about matching with someone on hinge who’s like, yeah I’m looking for friends, not really wanting a hookup, it takes time for me to like someone enough to get physical

And then a week later getting a tap & message from the same person on Grindr saying hey you have a great body, wanna meet up?

#like no judgement honestly I get it #but it’s so funny #dude probably doesn’t even realize I’m the same person bc I use different photos and don’t have my face showing immediately on Grindr #online dating is wild #also love how some dudes are like. right away here’s my dick #no name no pfp no bio #and then others are like hey how’s your night? what kinda video games do you like to play? 😇#actually treating me like a person wow #and I saw this post a while back that was like #if receiving dick pics is going to upset you. do not join grindr #and I was like hmm I don’t think they will. and I was right. tbh it’s really not upsetting in this context #even if I’m not into them it’s just like. oh. yeah that sure is a dick #it’s funny to see what they hold next to it and how they pose it #banana for scale? remote control for scale? beer can for scale?#so many options

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