#ban boring suits at the met gala!

[jasongracedefenseattorney]

now for part two! the gods! just so you know this one was a fucking struggle because every man seems to be scared of flowers and so the number of boring suits was so maxed out this year.

zeus and hera:

poseidon and hades:

ares (gender bent) and athena:

apollo and artemis:

hermes and dionysus:

haephestus and aphrodite:

demeter and persephone:

hestia and hecate:

[fleshadept]

there should be consequences for bad met gala outfits. if it's just a boring suit or if it's blandly off-theme or if it's just Bad the celebrity should be put on probation then banned if they do it again. give some bitches a chance who actually want cool fits

[harrylovesmitski]

wearing suits to the met gala in a heteronormative, straight man way that is so boring you might as well have not shown up should get you banned on sight

[allamericansbitch]

chris hemwroth is co chair of the met gala and he showed up in a creme suit with black shoes why would he do that like I’m actually asking who thought this was a good idea

stop thats the exact look i saw when i answered the other anon about boring suits... men need to banned

[cuethe-laughtrack]

Ok so I know literally nothing of marvel comics outside of what I’ve watched in tv and movies, but I was scrolling through tiktok and saw something about the ‘hellfire gala’? In which a bunch of characters got dressed up and fancy like. So uh… now I’m drawing DC characters all dressed up like they’re going somewhere fancy.

[worldsokayestmagicalgirl]

So I'm sitting here judging Met Gala looks & I feel like there HAS to be some underlying meaning in the fact that the theme is "America: a Lexicon of Fashion" & there are so many nude illusion outfits otherwise I'm just gonna cry

[1000-year-old-virgin]

[ckerouac]

Men in plain suits should be banned from the Met Gala TRY HARDER Y’ALL ARE FUCKING BORING

[mysticprofessoralienhumanoid]

Maribat ideas I will probably never write

Now, before we start.

I realize that those may have already been made but I've never seen them and everything here came from my mind. But if you remember the titles, please tell me them or send a link to the stories, I'd love to read them.

This can be whatever ship you want Connorette, Daminette, Cassandra x Marinette, Brucinette... Any ship.

Here I'll refer to them just as the bats or one of the bats, or just choose a random one of them simply because I don't know the exact person that'd fit in the au with Marinette so I'm just leaving it up to you but... yeah.

[And yes, I know I said it could be Connor or Jon or anyone else, and I know they are not part of Batclan but for the lack of better word, just roll with it]

Yes, you can use any of them, but please tag me (i really want to read what you came up with) and include the link to my post so maybe someone else could use any other of these.

And if want to add anything or just brainstorm in the comments I'd love to do it with you, so don't be shy and say what you think (constructive critism only).

Maybe i will update this, but for now feel free to use any of these over 20 (i think at least) ideas I came with in these past 2 weeks cuz i was bored.

And before you start, I'm thinking of making mafia boss! Marinette AU, but i don't know what ship it should be... Suggestions? (Just not the love square please)

Hope you like it.

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Violinist Marinette. The Waynes got invited to a concert in which Mari played a solo. And they're all just enchanted with her talent.

Marinette a Badass Dancer. None of the bats is a dancer in this AU and I don't really have any direction where this would go, but i just had a scene where she kicks their asses even though she doesn't have much (or any) exprience in martial arts. Just her spinning and kicking one of them mid-spin in the face or... somewhere else...

So the scene is a Wayne Gala, right? Jagged Stone dares Marinette to sing a song on a stage (there’s live music band, i guess?). Everyone’s mesmerised by her voice and Jagged can be heard screaming “That’s my niece!” in the backround. I really want her to sing Creep , a cover by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox ft. Haley Reinhart or Crazy in Love , also a cover made by Sofia Karlberg, though any other song is fine too

Bats and Marinette in a band. That's it. That's the whole AU.

One of the bats is sitting under a tree, all peacefully and relaxed, but then they look up to see a random girl with dark blue hair (??) just hanging upside down from a branch like an actual freaking bat. She gives them a heart attack.

Another Au with singing Marinette lol. In this one Marinette likes to sing in a park every other day and Damian comes here one day and hears her and is like “wow.”, and since then he comes there everyday in hopes of hearing her sing and getting her number. And maybe Luka or Adrien play while she sings, that’d be cool

Guys, Marinette and the Waynes being neighbours. No, but imagine. Them seeing some girl watering plants every week for a month or two and then not seeing her for a long period of time, and they're kinda worried, but then she's back and they're confused, because where the hell she'd been, the house looked like not used and just where the hell was she? Marinette seeing some... Weird things happening in the Wayne backyard. Balconies being in front of each other, so they're balcony neighbours too (the romance, the fluff, even the angst, guys). Marinette going to them with baked goods and introducing herself as their neighbour. Them going to hers and welcoming her with a basket of Alfred's cooking. 

Jason has to participate in a dating show because he lost a bet and Mari's one of the participants too...

Duke needs a date to a wedding (i don't know whose, your choice) and Marinette's his best friend, so be my fake date to this wedding?

Marinette as Tim's daughter??

The greatest showman AU. (Sibling dickinette. On the trapeze-)

Forget rouges, superheroes and vigilantes. Underground dancers. Because it's what i need, y'all

So in this, WE is a dance company, and Marinette's maybe an intern in a fashion department. One day Dick's going to one of the practice rooms where's been scheduled a meeting with a designer for his costume for the next show. Instead he's met with a girl he sees for the first time, practically flying on the dance floor. Just as he's about to reveal himself the rest comes and it turns out this is the fashion designer and it seems as no one knows she's an amazing dancer too

Teachers AU + Rivals AU = utter chaos. Them teaching the same subject and competing for their class' loves and/or arguing whose close is better. [Bonus points if everyone's thinking they hate each others guts, but they're secretly dating]

Fencers AU - on the same team on different teams, your choice. (And this honestly suits with Kagami too. I'm up for kagami x bat/marinette)

Damian in the park with Mar'i, but he's having trouble, because this kid has so much energy. How?? Just when he thinks he can take a breath, he notices Mar'i has wandered off and is talking to a young woman, so he rushes there and try to apologize, but she says it's no problem at all. Suddenly this gorgeous girl offers him her help. It looks like Mar'i has taken liking to her and he's so tired, so he agrees and for the rest day watches two Mari's play together and falls in love with the older one. Plotwist: this was plan all along. Mar'i is the ultimate wingwoman.

All the Wayne siblings decided to go to one of those haunted houses for a halloween and there's this petite girl who tagged along their group somehow. They didn't expect to see this tiny girl punching the worker dressed as a monster and knocking the daylight out of him. But it was so worth getting kicked out.

Marinette's a ghost and these four men came to her house and apparently they're doing a ghost investigation?? I mean, she was getting a bit lonely and bored, maybe it's time to "gain some friends" (read: scare the living out of them).

Pretty much the above but with bat/s as ghost/s and Marinette as the paranormal investigator with her team (i honestly want one of them to be Kagami, i don't know why). In both you need to decide who's a skeptic and who believes. It's fun, the ghost is trying to scare them off, but they're stubborn.

Sibling dickinette where Marinette calls her older brother everytime she wants to get out of a date and so he pretends to "arrest" her. (And then maybe dick decides to play a matchmaker and sets her up with one of his adoptive siblings)

Marinette as a lawyer. Her going against LexCorps who framed Wayne Enterprises for something. Or maybe Bruce was accused of murder (that he obviously did not commit) and now she has to prove his innocence. I just really want to read about badass lawyer Marinette, guys

Merlin AU. Is there any AUs with Marinette being Merlin and saving Arthur's ass (I honestly think it should be Chloe, no joke)?

Mominette where she adopts Cassandra. I just imagined them going to ballet lessons together and cooking and now I'm soft.

Marinette got dared by her friends to set a trap for the passerby that involved eggs, toy train and glitter and to then to pretend they're her ex and they cheated in her, and Jason had the misfortune to be that passerby. (Yes, this is probably crack lol)

Tim can rap. Marinette can rap. What could go wrong?? (Yes, this is probably crack too)

There's this girl they see every year when to go on trick-or-treating and she always has the most amazing or scariest costumes. But Damian will not go without a fight and so every year they compete over who has the better costume. This year they just so conveniently dressed up as the famous Halloween couple.

Jon is 17 now and it seems as no one is interested in him. He jokingly tells Damian he supects theres a ghost that's in love with him and they keep away any potential lovers from him. He doesn't know how much he's right. Marinette though, is freaking out.

Marinette decided to take a part-time job at a local pool as a life guard. There's a sudden increase in people coming to said pool but also a dramatic increase in people pretending to drown. Conner is one of them.

Marinette plays a therapist to all of the batfam. The amount of the ridiculous problems she had to listen to... She could write a book and she would make millions out of it, she swears.

"Some say "revenge is a dish best served cold.", then i read "revenge is sweet", so i came to conclusion revenge is ice cream." Huh, so that'd explain the sudden disappearance of ice cream in whole Gotham Jason had been hearing about for the past week from Bruce. The question is, what that petite bluenette is planning to do and who is going to be a victim of her ice cream revenge?

Tim had been in coma for a month after the drug bust, and he has just woken up. The first thing he does? He picks up the argument he and Marinette had been having before he's been put into a coma.

The couple at the place Jason had been at, started making out loudly, so he started making loud noises while eating his ice cream. They stopped. And he got this cute barista's phone number when she was walking past him.

Marinette's at the spa when she overhears two guys betting who can eat more slices of cucumber (that were supposed to be put on their eyelids) and she decided to participate. Safe to say they were all banned from all the spas in Gotham

Can i please get Jason/Duke/anyone making up a bedtime story for Marinette after she woke up from a nasty nightmare? I need it

Every morning and night Marinette pretends to be asleep just so she can feel Damian pull her closer, kiss her temple and whisper how much he loves her

Roy listening to Jason complaining about each first encounter of her girlfriend with his siblings and Bruce. Each is more ridiculous than the one before. He listens to it, after he and Marinette had gone through their own weird af first meeting.

Dick was so busy laughing at the bluenette who'd just walked into a post, he ran into the same post minute later. She asked him out... After she finished laughing and telling him karma's a bitch

Dick likes to think he's the reason Jason and Marinette got married. To his last days he will brag about how at his and Kori's wedding Marinette caught the bouquet, tripped and Jay caught her.

Jason asked Marinette on a date to one of the restaurant the WE owned. Then as a test, he told her he couldn't pay for all the expensive dishes they ordered. She took his hand and they ran out of the building. He's convinced he's going to marry her.

[science-lings]

peter x harley enemies to lovers. p l e a s e.

The first time Peter met Harley, he was visiting Tony for summer vacation, driving all the way from Tennessee for a real internship, not like the fake one that Peter had. Peter was trying not to feel like Harley was replacing him but Tony only seemed to care about this teenager with a slight country accent whenever he was in the room. Peter tried to get along with him but Harley was cold and always seemed to be begging for a fight or for a rivalry. 

Harley seemed desperate to one-up Peter at every opportunity. While Peter was playing with ideas for new kinds of webbing, Harley shot him down and tried to convince him that the idea was useless and stupid. 

If Harley wanted a rivalry, Peter was willing to comply. They argued about mechanics problems which Harley usually won as Peter wasn’t specialized in engineering. At least Peter won the Physics and Chemistry arguments. 

Tony seemed bewildered at the situation and Peter heard him talking to Pepper as ‘I really thought they’d get along...’ 

After weeks of knowing Harley, Peter decided that he would try to be nice, no matter what. Harley probably was probably angry or frustrated with something else and taking it out on Peter because he refused to fight back. He just tried to have some sarcastic response and give up on having the last word. 

Peter started by making Harley coffee. He didn’t know if he added too much milk or sugar but he made it the way he liked it as he had no clue how his new ‘friend’ liked it. 

It was fair to say that Harley was surprised. He had spent a lot of time giving Peter a hard time, borderline bullying him. And he just handed him a cup of coffee. His natural reaction was that Peter put laxatives in it or something. He literally had FRIDAY do a test on the liquid for any foreign substances. He only took a careful sip after it came back clean. Okay, it was actually kind of good, he just had to figure out Peter’s motives. 

It took entirely too long for Harley to realize that Peter was being nice to him because he was a genuinely nice person. Only then did he feel especially guilty for giving him a hard time. 

On one of the few times Tony had left them alone to take care of something boring, Harley built up his courage enough to apologize. He was too embarrassed to look into Peter’s eyes as he said it, he tried to give reasons as to why he was being an asshole, His mom had sent him to new york to send back the money he got from the internship and he felt like he was under a lot of pressure. He was missing home and he felt terrible for letting out his frustrations on someone that he barely knew. 

After they worked things out, everything seemed to get easier. This sudden change also left Tony bewildered as he had no idea what changed and it wasn’t like FRIDAY was going to tell him anything besides ‘the interns worked everything out boss!’ 

After a month and a half of ever-vigilant rivalry, Harley and Peter became something like friends. Harley still teased him from time to time but there was no malice behind his words now. He would lean on Peter’s shoulders as he looked through his code, he would laugh softly closer to his ear. Peter found that he liked it. He probably liked it too much as he had to actively try not to blush when Harley got too close. 

This was a turn Peter really didn’t expect. He didn’t hate it. He found himself drawn to Harley like a magnet and he started smiling a whole lot more when they were around each other. 

He had no idea how he got to that point but he realized that he had a crush on Harley. Shit. He spared glances while Harley was working, sometimes he came to the workshop in a tank top when he planned on working on something big like an Iron Man suit and that made Peter feel things. 

Eventually, it got to a point where Peter was sure that he was in love. The funny thing was that while Peter wasn’t looking, Harley did the same thing. The only person who seemed to notice anything was Tony, who was starting to get frustrated. 

Tony would leave the workshop for no reason just to pressure them into talking to each other, which to their credit, they did. However, they avoided talking about what was going on between them. It was driving Tony insane. 

Tony started doing subtle things to bring them together, like ‘accidentally’ demolishing half of the compound so that there was only one guest room left that they would have to share for a week. He ditched them at a fancy restaurant and planned a gala for no other reason than to have them go together. 

None of these worked. However, something definitely changed on their first mission. Peter surfed on Tony’s back as they flew towards where the Avengers were being assembled. 

The fight didn’t end up being anything serious until Harley got shot down. 

Tony had never seen Peter go so fast as he desperately webbed Harley in his new iron suit to stop his plummet. It almost worked. Harley crashed to the ground fast enough to be worrying but it would’ve been so much worse if Peter had never intervened. 

Tony followed behind Peter and got there just in time to see Peter pull a bleeding and bruised Harley from his black and gold suit. Tony promptly banned them from the fight and had Peter take Harley to medical through all of the protests. 

The fear of Harley falling to his death seemed to be enough of a push to make confessions happen, as when Tony came to check on them after the fight there seemed to be a wall that had been broken down as they were making out. He muttered a ‘finally’ before leaving them alone as they were obviously fine and a little busy. 

After that, Tony kind of regretted pushing so hard to get them together as they clung to each other more often than not, but he didn’t regret it that much as there was such a dramatic difference between what they first met to now. It was a little bit of an improvement. 

[honeymoonavenue]

honestly though... if men don’t step it up and be more interesting at the met gala they’re banned.. im sick of looking at your boring ass suit