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[brzeczyszczykiewicz-grzegorz]

new thing: *comes over from America*

serbs: evil. stinky. cause of plague and disease and all our problems. probably responsible for ottoman occupation. let’s eat it anyway.

poles: it’s bland? perfect! let’s make this the foundation of all our national dishes.

lithuanians: i bet we could stretch the definition of dumpling with that.

estonians: quick! come up with a ludicrous vowel combination, we need to name this new thing!

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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