#baltimore kenetic sculpture race

[dabblingreturns]

Is it Abelist that the baltimore Garden show, the baltimore kinetic sculpture race, and the Maryland Sheep and Wool fair all happen on the first weekend in may?

DONT they understand that if I'm lucky I could maybe go to two if these things but never day all three?

I want to look at expensive art and flowers I would kill with a lemon stick! And get a native seed bomb from the aquarium table that they told me could be used on a golf corse*

And I want to go to the kinetic sculpture race and wear a silly hat and cheer on people who who move a giant pink poodle across the bay, and though sand and mud and across city cobblestone for the glory of weird art.

And I also want to go to the Maryland Sheep and wool festival and see professional sheep dogs and lambs and wool and knitting and spinning. I want to touch all the things! All of the good textures...

But alas, all the things happen on the same day. And even at my 18 year old bright eyed and bushy tailed overachiever glory....I couldn't have managed all three.

I just want to through this out there but the third saterday in May is also a great time for the weird artsy fartsy events that I love.....

And I can't be the only person who wants to go to all three events but can't.

*I used my seed bomb in the back yard because using it on a golf corse would only force the golf corse to use more herbicides and I drink city water.