#ballofice

[shadyshack]

Consumer report: Whiskey Balls

This product is confusing...I don't want water in my Whiskey! Plus, If I'm going to get whiskey dick I sure as hell don't want any whiskey balls involved... I went through that phase once already , not again. http://www.thewhiskeyball.com/

Besides, any self respecting whisk(e)y dabbler or afficianado with half heart will surely tell you, my friend. When the demon is at your door..It's better to sip slowly and let it breath. It took me awhile to learn this and now I don't require additives or sweeteners , if I wanted that I'd have added coke and a paper umbrella from Isaac the bartender. On a rare occasion I'll add a drop or two of water to open up the aromas and bouquet. 

But, if you need an icy ball in your glass of whisk(e)y to make it palatable for you then maybe try a clear liquor before you take off the training wheels. Ease yourself into it. I did.  Also,  This stupid product keeps following in my feed on FB. I literally see it every god damn day and it won't go away. So I give it an F for stalking me in social media. Whiskey ball you stink!

Final grade: F  (beginners only)

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