#balladofamadman

[boltsandashes]

@balladofamadman || cont. from X

Relaxing around anyone had never come easy to Daryl. Relaxing around her? Daryl might as well be trying to sleep on a set of pins.

He bristled at the tease, shoulders tightening up.

“Hell freezes and maybe we’ll talk,” grumbled back.

[xhellxboundx]

☎

“Look Mac, Don’t worry about where m’puttin’ the bloody bodies, I can handle it...” he slurred into the receiver assuming he’d dialed his brother’s number, “I know what yer thinkin’ ya pompous bastard,” he took a swig from the bottle of Jameson, “Yer thinkin’ M’gonna fuck it up again, everything is fine, Ammonia took care of the DNA, m’diggin’ a little hole, I got a dead pig...they won’t find her.”

[b33p-b33p]

“You looked like you needed one, no homo.”

“Thanks, I guess...?”

He’s not actually sure how to take that, can’t help the subconscious bristle considering it doesn’t even make sense in context, but it’s a nice hug, at least.

[careol-arc]

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❝ not to be tmi or anything, but i have dirt in places where dirt shouldn’t be.  if we don’t find some goddamn body wash soon i think i might die. ❞

[dxsole]

Misunderstanding

@dreadfulcupofmuses​

@luciferspoke​

@balladofamadman​

@samenkomen​

@mxlaras​

“Now...All I really need you to understand is that all this? Not what it looks like.” Buck says that a lot. It’s his go-to response to everything these days. Hell, it’s probably his out-of-office reply at this point. “Just a simple misunderstandin’-- and, listen, it’s okay. Sometimes we just confused; it’s human nature.”

The confusion being what exactly was he doing on their front steps, carrying handfuls of their things? It’s not exactly a scene one could misinterpret but with how he carries himself, so confident and sure of himself, it’s almost believable to think he had a right to be there.

Almost. “Now how ‘bout we just...wind things down. Take a breather. Discuss the current affairs of your sh--stuff,” He raises the things he’s coveted in his arms. “I am forthwith commandeering all this...stuff for...clergical matters. Take it up with the Church and the Good Lord himself. I don’t make the rules, kid--” 

[batwieldingbastard]

Max casually leaves a polaroid of Rick Grimes kissing her cheek with a note that reads: Happy Holidays.

After inspecting the image for twelve seconds with a mixture of confusion and disgust on his features, he flips it over so he can inscribe his own message on the back. 

Never been so glad you’re fucking adopted. 

━━  💀 ┊RANDOM ASKS.

[sakuwaid]

Askbox giving meme !! | accepting | balladofamadman said: Good Tidings We Bring! 🎁

[goddamnmuses-a]

@balladofamadman said: how do i stop being an asshole?

Well if you’re character is an asshole, lean into it. Or you know.. Try masturbating more? Might help?

[redeyesfangsandmagic]

Mistletoe i don't care who. kiss me, you fool!

SEND “MISTLETOE” FOR OUR MUSES TO GET CAUGHT UNDER MISTLETOE!!

Grace had been trying to avoid the mistletoe the whole party,dodging it the best she could. However she soon found herself underneath it,her eyes looked at it and moved down to see the woman that was also standing underneath it. “You aren’t with anybody are you? I would hate to kiss somebody elses girlfriend” 

[boltsandashes]

📝 + Marvel

send 📝 + (a fandom) for which character I’d RP | accepting | @balladofamadman​

Bucky’s my first thought ‘cause he’s just exactly the type of the character I tend to go for. But part of me wants to switch things up and say Natasha maybe, just for some different kinds of interactions.

[behindtheireyes]

balladofamadman replied to your post: Should I add my Negan’s adopted daughter OC to the...

yas then max can have a sister lol

Harley would love to have Max for a sister!

[b33p-b33p]

✿ = buying them flowers (awkward crushness)

“...what the fuck is this?”

Cue a very confused look from Richie because why flowers, what the actual hell.

[careol-arc]

balladofamadman replied to your post: carol is ship exclusive with @profcne‘s negan so...

i hope she knows what she’s in for

minor annoyance and great sex

[slingerweb-blog]

balladofamadman replied to your post: did anyone understand what that said?

it was my dick

short and distorted?

[t-chambler-archived]

slurred words

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"One man comedy show looking for redemption. Acts holier-than-though with a shit potty mouth. You can damn all men to hell, but let's face it, you have a fucking soft spot for kids. Camp Counselor Negan won't fix shit."

[indissclubili]

@balladofamadman || continued. 

Heart pounding in her chest, Liza fought hard to keep calm, knowing that her tears were probably exactly what he wanted. Her eyes found Isaac, silently pleading for him to stay back as she saw him hesitating to come to her aid. Negan could be angry with her so long as her boy stayed safe. Confusion bloomed across her face once he pulled away, stooping to gather up the vegetables she’d dropped, not noticing how Isaac shot Negan a glare before he knelt to help her.