#bakunawa-in-da-sea Melon Beastars works

[bakunawa-in-da-sea]

A/N: Im thinking of Melon, ordered both carnivore and herbivore set at some local Bcdonalds (Idk this was based on chap 139)

What if he can't eat those two sets anymore, he just took 1 bite to each one and doesn't want it anymore since he lost appetite by the taste of it. Then [Name] comes in about to order and well saw Melon since these two have a neutral relationship. Then Melon is would be typa babygirl that would ask you to "finish these, I don't want it anymore".

And [Name] here is like a consuming food dispenser so like once he turns around getting all mad asf and wondering how some animals would say it's tasty and in his mind he's like "fock u mean tasty? I could roast yow body for a meal." typa shi and once he turn to get his gaze back on [Name] boom, [Name] already have ate it both not even giving it a seconds.

Minor Warning:

Awkwardness

Hcs of Melon Reader and Melon actually had a good interactions

bad english

Reader being interactive

Keywords:

Pastil - is a shredded chicken breast mixed with a few spices like turmeric and red chilli. It is mainly paired with rice or burger buns with cheese.

BcDonalds - Basically Mc donalds but in Beastar version

Herbivore set - A whole meal with vegeterian based burger, fries and pie bars.

Carnivore set - A whole meal with high proteins like tofu and soybean.

it's a newday for him to go hunt down herbivores for sport with his crazy ass mind. It's already almost five pm and Melon is already feeling hungry and since the black market is way too far from the location he's currently in, he just decided to enter the local BcDonalds. He's there with his eyes squint, looking at the two options if he wants a herbivore set or carnivore set... but a few moments he just chose them both and for him only. Which made the cashier so surprised, but quickly followed.

Now he just sat there on one of the single bar stools, waiting for his order patiently but the longer some herbivores being nosy the more his patience running thin. He's sensitive to noises and more so Melon keeps responding on his mind and secretly talking shit to them and even wanting to threaten to murder them.

After a few minutes of waiting, Reader somehwhat ran unto him not expecting he'll be here at a local BcDonalds. So then Reader comes in his way and greeted Melon with neutral reaction, it almost pissed Melon but atleast he have someone to talk to now.

"I didn't expected you to be here and what not. Are you my stalker now or something?" Melon asked rolling his eyes and being pissy towards you but not entirely.

"You're overthinking stuff, didn't expected you to be ordering here." You stated.

"well the shit am I even going to do about it? Eat raw veggies at a local stands? Don't bullshit me." Melon gave you a side eye as his hand brushed the line of his jaw.

"anyways, what did you get though?" You asked Melon.

"why do you even care..?" Melon raised an eyebrow at you before he snickered.

"im playing, I ordered both of the sets." surprisingly he were honest about it.

"Were you that hungry? Don't throw it out if you haven't finished it." You reassured a basic concern of not wasting good foods.

"Yeah yeah whatever, im not gonna listen to you though." He teased and would be gladly to throw the goods out without any hint of guilt for that.

"Melon I swear-" That was pretty irritating and not epic at all.

After a while of waiting, the employee settled two trays of the sets and settled his orders there. Melon sighs and took a sniff at the first burger, then there you are smiling at him.

"what are you, doing a mukbang vlog?" You teased at him before he rolled his eyes at you.

"can't you let me just eat in peace?" He stated before taking a big bite to the herbivore burger, before his face twinged in disgust.

"ahh, taste test taste tes! Give it a big nomm" You being comfortable at Melon and even encouraging him to take a big bite made his glare stings at you.

"pwah, how can you herbivores like something like this..?" Melon settled down the burger and get the carnivore burger.

"soo CocoMelon, is it yummy?" You teasingly asked him before shotting you with a glare.

"Very funny, [Name] it made the crowd laugh." He sighs stating it in bitter way before taking a bite to a herbivore burger.

He took a few munch to let the taste lingers before he rolled his eyes again at the taste so bland and almost making him wanting to throw it out.

"And then this one, tasted so sandy.. what a joke." He sighs out of annoyance before his long tongue licked the sharpness of his teeth.

[Name] on the other hand is pretty much interested on his comments to the herbivore and carnivore burgers and so his food reviews.

[Name] snickered and stared at Melon, enjoying how he's experiencing hell with these foods.

"You good?" You asked him, before he sighs and played with the amount of kecthup spreading on the herbivore burger.

"Do I looked like im smiling?" he glares at you, before his ears twitched after hearing a conversation of those two avian herbivores from behind. In his mind he have already killed those two and made a good chiken wrap and pastil burger.

"You looked like, you're gleaming of the taste of it." You can't help but tease him at his lowest ans you didn't care at all if he's about to kill you or not. Before he shooked his head and looked at the other way.

"well you go have it, I don't want it anymore." He almost ordered for you to do it, he knows wasting food is just an ugly thing to do since he probs grew up in streets or orphanage and rarely get food in a week. But enough with that he were staring around and secretly imagining he were already have killed some animals here or searching for a next victim.

You on the other hand would be understanding why he gave it to you, after a minute of Melon's mind overthinking of what he could have done with others here. He gazed back to you only to gave you a concerning weirded out look.

"what the fuck- I only have set my eyes for a second you already have finished em?" His feline like pupils stares at you a bit too weirdly inspecting if you're a creature or an entity.

"what? You said I can go have it so I ate it." [Name] reasoned and get the napkin to brush off the ketchup off it's face.

"you could have atleast give it a small bites.. the hell did you do? did your throat vacuumed the rest? Even the fries here is gone." Melon commented in weirded complaint way, before he snickered by the thought of it and poked your cheek.

"what in the world is your problem with me??" You jokingly complained.

"My problem is that you have a blackhole stomach. Maybe next time I'll bring you around to be my dispenser." He smiled at you his sharp canine teeth showed whilst sitting on the stool still.

"what are you my disney princess?" You pointed at him.

"no? wtf that was an ugly line." He cringed out at that comment before sighing. "I'll be attending to a tattoo shop later, don't follow me." He stated serious at this time.

"what do you think of me? your clingy spouse?" You raised an eyebrow and side eyed him for that.

"I swear you're the most cringiest animal I have ever witnessed in my whole lifetime, be thankful I haven't eviscerated you." He jabbed at your arm for having a way with making him cringe.

"Lah, ew." You rubbed you dusted off your arm jokingly hinting he had virus all over him.

"Don't ew me [Name], okay whatever im off to visit the tattoo shop now." He snickered at your reaction really enjoying this interaction or was he finally be able to feel comfortable again?