#bakugo def likes couples activities but hates the fact that he does

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The neosporin on his back post makes me think katsuki is probably annoying when he’s dating someone and really likes them lmao. like he probly comes in to work on Monday at a 15 when ppl need him to be at like a 2 and won’t stop showing ppl pictures of some regular ass cookies his s/o baked or smth and is like “fuck u wish u had my life, don’t you 👹” and whoever he’s kidnapped is about to be like “lol what?” but he just cuts them off when he goes and finds another victim and this just…goes on forever if he marries them

PLEASE, I'm obsessed with this because I feel like... it takes Bakugo a super long time to get comfortable enough with anyone to really talk about them, much less... publicly...

...so you know when this happens it means, 1. he's matured, and 2. he's fucking obsessed with you LOOOL. He reminds me of one of those dads with fat ass fingers who can't use their smart phone, trying to navigate to the folder that's just pictures of you and things that you're doing... and every single one he has a story about.

(I also feel like, it's like. "Oh, Dynamight! How's y/n?" + "Don't ask me stupid shit......................... look at this, though." LMFAOOOOO)

He not only kidnaps coworkers, but also imagine, for whatever reason, he's like... guarding a jail cell or something and the villain is taunting him about you or something, like "WoOoOw, can't believe you have a sweetheart!!1!" and Bakugo just sits down like: "ahem. Let me get my projector" and makes the villain feel bad for NOT having a lover LOOOOL.

"See, and here's when we went to ___. You wouldn't know about that, though, would you? Fucking loser. AND here's when we went snorkeling. What's that? You haven't been? Fucking thought so."

LIKE, BAKUGO sdnfkasdfkasmdkl...??????????