#baiken “what is this thing....im adopting this thing”

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since guilty gear characters never stay dead/gone im making up my own dlc plotline where after strive bedman and i-no ended up in the underworld hill where izuna is chilling after which when both of them are asking why they aren't dead izuna is like "oh well you're technically not human anymore so instead of death you dont really die when killed so youre like me now welcome to yokai furry limbo you have your choice of fox ears or cat ears" and when izuna gets the full story of what happened while he was gone he IMMEDIATELY ubers himself to the real world because not only has sol lost his gear powers but he also got a girlfriend and izuna needs to tap that before sol commits and since he needs wingmen he forcibly drags i-no and bedman out of their depressive spiral for the sickest grandpa yaoi roadtrip ever. they get caught on grainy 7-11 camera footage after which this leads to an incredibly huge comedy of errors where the pwab is trying to catch two worldwide war criminals and the weird furry grandpa (who they dont recognize as izuna because its funny) who keep evading capture through unknown means (izuna just keeps getting lost), axl keeps chasing them because the last time he spoke with i-no she was in a suicidal godhood kick and he just wants to make sure his bestie is ok (he meets with and like tentatively joins happy chaos who also wants whats best for i-no but axl is ready to pull the trigger piglet him at every moment, where happy is too thrown by the idea of saving i-no when shes right fucking there -points at megumi-), throw in robovenom getting accidentally involved as unintentional accomplices where bedman is forcibly adopted and drops his reddit style 'im not owned!!' cadence because robo ky is far more annoying and venom is embarrassingly flaming, which in itself also means that baiken delilah and anji (and therefore his boy best friend chipp) get involved because now they think that robovenom fucking graverobbed and kidnapped bedman. the moment izuna reaches sol he sees him having a fighting yaoi moment with asuka, at which in the same moment everyone breaks into sol's little cabin in the woods including sin and ram where sin is introducing everyone to his sort of grandpa/uncle. sol sees everyone enter his house and the sheer indignation makes not the flame of corruption or the scale of juno but a new weird 3rd thing appear inside him so now he's a gear again, which DOUBLES his anger and now sol badguy the guilty gear kicks everyone out into the rain dlc over daisuke you have my number call me