#bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[thepersonalhermit]

I went to Joann's with the kids today to buy some stuff (so much fabric for backings). My kids had birthday money and picked out some ty key chains to spend some of it on.

My oldest picked out a little hedgehog. After buying it we realized that its name on the tag was Caesar. Because it has sharp things on its back. And today is the Ides of March.

[fandommadnessthings]

TPOH PAGE SPOILER!!!!!!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HE'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! HES LOOKS SO DONE!!!!!!! AND HE'S SHOWING EXPRESSION!!!!!!! I'M ROLLING, OH MY STARS HE'S SO PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!

[thepersonalhermit]

My premature ovarian failure self: huh, so do I stop being a woman now because I can't make eggs anymore?

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

[wheneclipsefalls]

you know i just love your little gift fic but i gotta admit you missed the opportunity to have reader deal with the trauma of being sold to an alien to joke that “she got adopted as an alien cat person pet human” and just make jokes that netayem is her owner and she’s his pet. like if he gave me a phone im definitely gonna make tictoks everyday about what it’s like living as an alien’s pet human. just go “yeah so i got adopted by my owner 3 days ago but he hasn’t given me a name yet just keeps calling me pet. but he’s a pretty good owner he feeds me everyday and lets me sleep in his bed and not on the floor and he gives me pets and lets me go outside sometimes except when he calls me bad human and keeps me inside his house like when one time he caught me trying to climb a tree and i got punished anyway i got to keep getting these shots every morning which sucks cause they hurt but he says it’s so i don’t die which i guess makes sense because if i die then my owner gets sad his pet human died so i just have to tolerate them but if i behave when he gives me the shot he calls me a good girl and give me a treat! so yeah being a pet is not so bad i kinda like it i just wish his brother would stop annoying me.”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STOPPPPP!!!!

This made me laugh so hard! This may not be how reader would react but honestly this is what I would do too! Being a pet sounds like a cozy little lifestyle especially when it is with Neteyam.

I one hundred percent would be eating up every single on of the tik toks!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha

[scarlet-solver]

One thing scarier than the solver:

British robots

//BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Also fun fact, my OC Ami's original concept was British lmao//

[thepersonalhermit]

If he's big enough to turn over a table then he's bigger than a toddler.

[zahri-melitor]

Okay I do have a serious review of Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War: Scorched Earth.

But before I pull all my thoughts together for that, can I just say:

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha so many people are gonna HATE this but it landed, it landed so well, the early 2000s vibes are back and I’m adoring it.

Good event, DC. Somehow you pulled it all together.

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I'm the original anon of the queen b thing and can I just say BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY MOLY I SENT THAT CUZ I THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD BE GROSSED OUT BUT PEOPLE ARE LIKE "no,no...he has a point" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I STILL DID ACTUALLY DO THAT BUT I SENT THAT CUZ I WANTED TO SEE PEOPLES REACTIONS

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[thesnacken]

UPDATE HOLY SHIT LMAO

God Immaru is so funny, like everything we learn about him adds so much depth to how hilarious and a little pathetic he is

He thinks he's Gods' Specialest Little Ghost (is actually a glorified errand boy)

Thinks he's five steps ahead (is two steps behind)

His unwavering confidence dwarfed only by how laughably feagile he is

His "intimidation factor" is his little roladex of pun-based insults like a cartoon bully

Imagine going up to a DEFECTOR-GOD and being all "Hey! Love your work (from the Old Ways you defected from), totally on board with your power structure (the one you just opted out of)"

Just constant barbs and insults despite multiple people threatening to crush him

Puts on essential a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and wanders through the city (of his own volition) and spends THE ENTIRE TIME whining

Said outing is justified because of the Crucible, which he wildly misinterprets the function of despite being told multiple times how and why he's wrong BY SHAXX

"First Ghost" is an etnirely self-appointed title, as far as we can tell. He made it up. Nobody calls him that.

He's so cringe I love him he sucks so bad

[assigned-marcille-at-breakfast]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[fluffycoffeebuns]

nini: hi i’m santiago, toulouse, and christian’s emergency contact

nurse: oh you must be here to pick them up after they’re done with the doctor. it’s so strange how they all got injured at the same—

nini: nonono

nini: i’m here to be removed as their emergency contact

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[violettierre]

GUESS WHAT FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! I JuST RE-MEASURED MY HEIGHT AND IM ACTUALLY 165 MCFUCKINGCM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT IM TALL IM TALL IM TALL CAN'T BELIEVE IT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO INCREASE HEIGHT AT MY AGE IT'S A MIRACLE I WAS TALL ALL THIS TIME AGONVDTHBMPKBDRHNPO I NEVER BOTHERED TO RECHECK HELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO CALLED ME SHORT YOU KNOW URSEKVES FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thevagabondexpress]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣

[afallenunicorn]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[liesweliveby]

a compilation of pissed off dazais in bsd 98: