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WHY BICKSLOW IS HORRIBLE

In the Fairy Tail Canon, Bickslow Is the clear antagonist, yet people still seem to justify his actions and say that he belongs in the Fairy Tail guild despite this (mostly Macao, but we all know why that is). But in my essay I’m going to explain to you why you should hate bickslow and how he really isnt one of those cool villain characters that people justify because they’re cool (shadow the hedgehog). From his many many crimes to how he’s almost caused the worlds end in the Fairy Tail Canon.

This clearly shows that bickslow STOLE Stings jacket and tore it apart to make some pathetic cloak that doesn’t even go all the way down. He does NOT pull that look as well, making it even more of a crime. Whats WORSE is the fact that THAT JACKET is ROGUES FAVOURITE. Sting wasn’t more then mildly annoyed by the loss of his jacket, but ROGUE LOVED IT. Sting only really wore it because rogue liked it. Even though he’s had it for 10 years and its waay too small for him (sting had the sleeves stretched to fit his arms, he really didn’t want to reveal that much shoulder but it was for rogues sake). If this hasn’t at the very least planted a seed of doubt in your mind, then CLEARLY you need to refer to my stingue essay.

Following this point, we’ve now got our first piece of evidence that Bickslow is evil, we can move onto the next related point. Bickslow HATES STINGUE. It’s not clear for first time viewers but for a veteran and expert like me, it’s very clear to see. In one of the most commonly referred to Stingue panels during the Dark Destiny Arc, (or at least it would have been if bickslow weren’t there), Rogue and Sting are teaming up to fight the morally complex Levia and the other dragon that probably didn’t actually show up to the battle, when BICKSLOW (more like badslow) THIRD WHEELED THEIR DRAGON KILLING DATE.

This is incredibly evil, the two main characters of the series were having an iconic moment when BICKSTUPID came in and RUINED It by trying to finish stings sentence and ending up making absolutely no sense at all. And this was clearly malicious, bickslow could’ve probably smelled the romance in the air and went to RUIN it by third wheeling. This is just the start of his streak of ruining romances.

My next point relates to something that occurred nearly 5 years ago. The C virus epidemic, a very dark time in recent years, where the world was plagued with tragedy. You might think that I’m about to say that bickslow caused this. No. he was stupid. He didn’t understand what the big deal was, he WAS MALICIOUSLY STUPID ABOUT MASKS. See the image below.

He knew full well that neither his nose and mouth were covered when he was in public spaces without a mask, he was actively spreading the virus. Thank goodness karma saved the day by giving him the C virus, which annoyingly he recovered from, out of all people it should have been someone else, but he did, probably from making a deal with the fairy devil satan or whoever it would be that he could make a deal with.

My next point is a big one but not the biggest in this essay. One of Bickslows favourite hobbies is taking innocent towns hostage so that the mayor will pay him off in dragonberry cheese (also who the hell eats dragonberry cheese, he’s the only guy in the franchise who doesn’t eat them raw and cheeseless). He has done this over 20 times throughout the runtime of the manga, anime and games. Here is a map I’ve created where the towns that Bickslow hasn’t taken hostage have been removed.

Most people are only aware of 1 or two, but if you look in the background of certain frames that happen in towns, you’ll see newspapers that if you enhance the quality of, will tell  you all about how bickslow took another town hostage. You may be asking, why does natsu let him stay in the fairy tail guild? Simple. Because A. Macao insists on natsu letting him stay (for obvious reasons), and B. Because Bickslows father, Sir Bobslow the 3rd founded the fairy tail guild (before he went insane, married a long tongued unspeakable creature and had her give birth to bickslow). So if Bickslow was removed there would surely be revolt.

And now for my final point, the most undeniably horrible of them all, and the reason why I made this essay. The straw that broke the camels back so to speak. On @Lilacharbour ‘s tomodachi life island, Bickslow attempted to confess his love to YUKINO OF ALL PEOPLE. Which any follower of this blog should know that canonically to fairy tail she likes me (proof below)

but STUPIDSLOW tried his shot and rightfully got rejected, because nobody could love him solely because of this crime of a confession. Here is some footage I found from the confession (I struggled to copy paste this image as it made my cry almost)

This is a crime against humanity, it doesn’t even rhyme, he has 0 rizz and it shows. Thankfully Yukino put him in his place.

In conclusion, Bicksad is absolutely horrible and I really think he should leave fairy tail, not just the guild, but the franchise, just so I can show him this essay. I hope you enjoyed. If I have yet to convince you, don’t worry, I’m fine with that, I hate only bickslow, not his fans. But just know your opinion is wrong.

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