#badger_yells

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remembered why i never beat deltarune chapter 1. it’s because i’m horrid at bullet hell games

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would absolutely love if there were references for actual important things like steph’s house she shares with her mom, dick’s apartment, cass’s apartment, etc that would be reallllll nice 

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um absolute god answers little ol me’s question???? i love this so much this is hurting me so badly ,,

:hands on chin: PLEASE....... CONTINUE ........................... this is so good already im cryinf pls continue .... i love your rambling its high quality

!!!!!! WELL IF YOU SAY SO

so for the apocalypse i had the idea it was actually caused by the hanahaki flowers, and instead of killing the host right away the vines worm their way up to the head and take control of it for awhile until the body cannot take it anymore and dies from it then

it started with people just falling in love, but then people started getting infected by the people with the flowers coughing out pollen

it’s a slower process for papyrus cause he has no organs but he actually will be fully controlled eventually if the love isn’t returned lmao

anyway adding onto your stuff cause its,,,,,,,, good

papyrus can barely even look at them anymore, cause he knows they’re talking about him and they want to know who it is. maybe they can save him if he’d just tell them but he won’t and they’re really concerned

but he can’t, they’d never feel the same and he doesn’t want them to die for him, hes the only one who should die for anyone and he already failed at that haha

then they both head over to him, swap looks him in the eye and asks him for the millionth time to just tell them!! please. we’re worried and we can’t loose you to this

but he doesn’t tell them, he says he can’t. he cant tell them and

and then edge starts coughing. swap looks over and helps him and papyrus is frozen in fear, because he knows that cough all too well

so he’s coughing and coughing with his hand over his mouth. and when he stops and looks to see what fell in his hand he sees petals. and at first he’s confused.

because he loves swap right? so then who could it be for, who else is there he cares for?

and then it hits him. and he looks at papyrus, with so much concern and papyrus can’t look back

and edge asks him if they’re the ones he loves, and there’s silence. and then he nods back

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the hardest boss of deltarune chap 2 isn't spamton or whatever. it's the gotdamb teacup ride of doom

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happy mother’s day to the Real mom of undertale: papyrus

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drawing kris chara and frisk sparks such nonbinary joy in me i can’t explain it

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just imagine walking into McDonald’s and ur looking at ur phone and then u look up and see. a skeleton. just a whole big arse skeleton and he stares at u directly into ur eyes and says “hi welcome to McDonald’s”

in the 8 brothers au swap papyrus and fell papyrus both work in McDonald’s and they absolutely hate their lives

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my special talent is taking a simple sprite/outfit and making it infinitely more complicated because the character Deserves the drip

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toby fox please don’t make papyrus a cop. or a mall cop. or a security guard whatever i’m begging you

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full disclosure i will block anyone who chooses to misgender kris and not use they/them pronouns or other gender-neutral ones (ex; xe/xem/xheirs, ze/zir/zirs, ey/em/eirs, fae/faer/faers) and refers to them in any other gendered terms (ex; son, daughter, girl, boy)

the same can be said for chara and frisk as well. thankies

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you absolute fool. you have fallen directly into my trap. i am asexual, you heathens

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ah. that was not my sideblog . whoops

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have not played deltarune chap 2 yet so im avoiding spoilers ✌️

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SLAMS MY HANDS DOWN

this is the biggest agree. ever.

it’s always pissed me off how she acts around asgore; she acts like he is the one who physically killed their children and forced all of monsterkind underground. she acts like she is high and mighty and shames asgore for killing the humans that fall down, but the truth is she is just as guilty.

she abandoned her kingdom and her husband in their time of need. i think it’s implied (or outright said) that she leaves because asgore declares war on the humans, but the thing as— as it says canonly— she was the brains of the relationship. she could have eventually convinced asgore why it was such a bad idea, or suggested other plans— honestly just tried for a while— but instead she left. he made the choice with his heart, not his head, and she did not stay long enough to convince him otherwise. he is a pushover and i doubt she tried to convince him otherwise before jumping ship from the responsibility and eventual guilt of killing humans/letting her children die etc. (perhaps it was because she secretly wanted the humans to die too.)

asgore regrets it in the end. he very obviously does not want to harm frisk— he lets you leave the throne room (ex; Muffet does not), his attacks stop causing a lot of damage at a certain HP, he literally kills himself to allow you to pass— while toriel does not regret her bad decision of literally fighting a child with fire until it is too late.

not to mention abandoning her kingdom? she hurt her subjects in an awful way. not only did the children die, but their queen left them and did not return. that’s three awful things to happen in succession.

she also knows crap about asgore. they have not seen each other in a long time and she doesn’t know what kindness and good decisions he has made in her absence; all she cares about is a decision that she let happen and that he regrets very much. she doesn’t know asgore trained undyne, or that he dresses up as santa, or that he kept her throne in case she came back. she doesn’t see that her has coffins for the children, that he cared enough to make sure that their bodies were put to rest in a respectful manner. all she knows is limited, biased facts.

TDLR; she’s kind of a big hypocrite, as well as an abandoner and someone with a very close minded perspective. feel free to disagree with me— i just have a lot of salt built up about her

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t think Toriel is that great of a person

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so fellows what have i missed. what drama. what exciting new aus. Mayhap even glorious papyrus content?