#badass hass teacher

[birds-are-really-nice]

Throwback to the time my HASS teacher avoided getting mugged by the Crips in New Orleans by saying “Nah, go away mate” in a thick Aussie accent when they demanded he give them his wallet

[a-panda-reads-act-omega]

ACT OMEGA PART 5

THE 05/10/16 UPDATE

HEY!!!!!!! People. I’m back for another installment of youR FAVORITE LIVEBLOG. Happy graduation day to all the damn graduates out there. I know theres a bunch of you because I just listened to some teacher read out like thousands. Graduations ceremonies suck. ANyhoO! I’m ready to get back to Act OMEGA. Last we left off, LE was super alive and Vriska seems like shes about to do something badass.  Lets just get into it.

AAA DAMMIT WHY

Oh.

Alright, so no badass Vriska. OH WELL! We can see what gamzee is gettin up to. He’s all up in his lil fridge. i think hes crying? Man, I wanna feel bad, but the fact that the killer clown is crying just makes me chuckle a bit. I WONDERS IF/HOW HE’LL BE GETTING OUT! OR um.. Does he HAVE to get out? Like, is he gonna raise Caliborn and Calliope in the future? Hm. If anybody knows Gamzee’s timeline, feel free to explain it to me.

> Be the other guy.

Pff. I guess he’s in space or something. I mean, he probably got caught up in one of those explosions. I dunno.

You are now THE OTHER GUY--the less badass and slightly more cold.

Is he cold because its a FRIDGE? Probably not considering theres no way it could be powered. ALSO HOW IS VRISKA COLD? Isnt she on like some fuckin desert planet? Or is it talking about her HEART~<3

> Gamzee: Find out where the hell you are.

Lets find out where the hell he is

oh.

You can't find out where you are because you're still locked in this motherfucking meat vault! It's cold, dark, and... hopeless.

Well maybe dont worry gamzee, you might maybe be destined to get out and raise to skull babies. HM. Or maybe he’s destined to never show up again. I dont know? THIS FUCKIN TIMELINE CONFUSES ME

Oh hey look a crowbar. is that crowbars crowbar? probably. maybe all the crowbars are crowbars crowbar. how many crowbars were there other than crowbars crowbar which was seen with crowbar? Any? is my crowbar memory failing me?

As much as you hate this thermal hull you're all stuck up in, at least it kept whatever the motherfuck was going on earlier out. It almost feels like a... nevermind.

A.... what? DAmmit is this something I should understand? Im sorry if it is, gamzee confuses me so much.

You send Troll George Lucas your gratitude. It makes you feel only slightly less lonely.

OK goddammit its probably a George Lucas reference then. I don’t know, maybe Indiana Jones? Sure. 

Yes that is very much a crowbar.

GASSPP! WHO is this MYSTERIOUS FIGURE? and what do they want with this crowbar... Also, theres a lil arrow coming out of their ring finger, whats that about. I dont think its part of their body, more like a liquidy substance flinging off of their hand?

the old hand... HASS THE CROWBAR.

And thats all for this update. Not a lot happened, once again. But I figure this is just some moments establishing moments. OH WAIT THE LINK

> ???: Check out that sweet-ass frog.

Hm.  IM guessing ??? is this person, but it could be referring to some other guy. or girl? i dunno. Either way, they’re probably gonna check out the GENESIS FROG.  

Anyways, since I suck at ending these things, I guess I’ll seeya later.