#badandboujeeastro

[bbadandboujee]

RANDOM ASTRO OBSERVATIONS CUS IM SEXY! ₉⁹₉

it’s like 1 a.m here and life been lowk so good..so a nigga just had to make this, plus its bhm and almost a yn bday! these observations will consist of randomness, drunken thoughts, and just real raw realness babe. sit back and relax, grab the yarts and the weed too!

don’t copy..or do..idgaf tbh

OBSERVATIONS:

edit: i’ve been lowkey into scary movies lately, lmk if y’all want me to dive DEEP into a character..and recommend some books pls!

✟ jupiter 5h in the solar return chart: PROJECT X SUMMER. that’s it, literally prepare for an extremely fun year, doing activities, stepping out of your comfort zone, making hella connections, and most importantly having fun, you literally feed the soul with how much fun you’re having! i feel like with this placement since 5h rules children you’ll most likely meet hella younger people, or just people that bring out your inner child. you’ll most likely have luck in your creative passions, whatever you set your mind to really! if you wanna start that clothing line, nail business (especially if its in gemini), or anything of the sort, do IT!! we believe in you! also with this placement you’ll have a LOT of suitors ofc if you put yourself out there, the sign its in can give you a sense of who they are.

how this manifested for me:

so like i’m going to a party in atl for the summer! ☺️ i’ve been going out more, traveling this year, and just getting out of my comfort zone, putting myself out there too and i’m actually making connections lol, got instagram back, and also i’ve been changing my music taste?? like i like a bit of everything now! i’m also getting a new job YUP!! and OVERLY making money for the fun of it.

✟ pisces risings in the natal chart: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW GOOD Y’ALL LOOK TATTED UP WITH PIERCINGS?? like omg i be wanting to eat this one person UP!! but seriously, y’all beauty is like no other, and i have the feeling that some of you may have features that many get surgery for? for example big lips. also, i’ve never seen a short pisces risings before? usually y’all are like 5’6 and above, maybe thats just me though..but back to y’alls beauty, i feel like you guys look good in anything since your looks are always changing, y’all can adapt to any style really! i find you guys overly cool though.

✟ mk so i have a little theory about saturn in the 7h, i do feel like y’all do get married late but only to the right person, since saturn does give you rewards after a long period. i also feel like your past partners were NOT IT, especially since saturn gives you lessons to prepare you. i also feel like once you do get married there’s no going back, like sticking till death do y’all part, you do tend to marry your partner until old age.

✟ mars conjunct sun synastry: have this with my #bf, the physical attraction is there and depending on the sign, say Capricorn, could last forever. you’ll be so physically attracted to this person to the point where you and them are the only person in the room! this is oddly specific i feel like physically you’ll sweat when you’re near them a lot? mk but also, this is specific too but this person may not like your dad too, but anyways, yeah hot and heavy placement seriously. i feel like you’ll feel confident when your with them if you’re the sun person obviously, and i do think mars could stare at you a lot since sun rules over identity..but anyways you get the point lol.

✟ generational curse breakers are so special to me, not only are they tuff asl, but they’ve been thru some deep dark shit that i can’t even imagine. i’ve noticed people who usually prosper from this is pluto in the 4h, north node in the 4h & saturn in the 4h. they usually have to endure the storm before the victory so they can pass down their wisdom down to their generations, i also feel like this could be a wealth placement hear me out..cus yk saturn don’t play about their people!! but anyways you obviously don’t need these placements to become a generational curse breakers, it depends on the entire chart.

✟ venus positively aspecting mars: #meandyou WERE A BLESSING! we attract both genders as well, and we get along with everyone, we’re social butterflies, like what’s not to like about us?? never ever seen someone with this placement who wasn’t serving kunt!! like..

✟ mercury in the 10h in the natal chart: best book writers ever!! i feel like any genre we adapt to it so fucking well!! like, and technology too!! it’s like we were born with it in a way? lol. i feel like with this placement also this is good for people who want to be an influencer, and i feel like this could be a fame placement for them. i was lowkey famous on tiktok, but then my page got deleted 💔 but you catch my drift, also a good placement for nail artists too.

✟ omg i have to know whats in a chart of a tattoo artist??! the most i can think of is neptune in the 5h..like yoo how tf do they be doing ts? like ik it took YEARS, but to master such a beautiful skill like that is very impressive.

✟ mk! thats enough for now..i’m sleepy lowkey but yeah! lmk if you guys liked this! ☺️