#bad news: its definitely food poisoning and i cant sue my college about it
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take Charles to the Paralympics
grandpa gonna demolish the competition 😼
he doesnt even need to use his telepathy to read what his opponents are gonna do next to dominate the game grandpa's just Him
#snap chats#hey guys: great news! im probably not dying :)#bad news: its definitely food poisoning and i cant sue my college about it#AND i have my presentation in an hour jesus christ what a day#at least if i suck i have an excuse but thinkin of basketball charles will save me.....#i used to love playing baketball growing up but sicne i am but an inch taller than wolverine. MAYBE two on a good day#i never bothered trying out for teams 😔 i was prob just a quitter i prob coulda fucked it up on the court...#disregard the fact most everyones taller than me .... in this UNFAIR SOCIETY#anyway. im gonna half celebrate the fact im not dying. also have to be prepared to apologize to my dad later jvaELVKEARJ#i called him thinking i was gonna die- granted i did. in my voice mail be like 'hey so like im feeling better aha ill call later..'#but still my dad's Number One worry wart 😭😭 but that enough outta me ......
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