#backasswards skk my beloveds
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Random ass hc of Dazai gifting Chuuya smth on the first valentine since Chuuya joined, and Chuuya going "??? tf? Have you lost your mind?" in which Dazai counters with, "It's a celebration of us not being together, stupid! You think I'll gift you anything if we were together?!"
And Chuuya going, "Oh yeah that makes sense... Wait- I didn't give you anything... does that mean-"
"Care to explain anything, Chuuya~?"
"I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU!"
They did it every year. Each one they plan a week ahead for the best gift because giving a weak gift, to them, is like being upset that they are not dating. Sort of in a 'I'm celebrating this shit harder than you, see?' way.
And so Dazai strategizes, and Chuuya plans, with every valentine being a mantra of "Aha! But I brought this, that's how much I don't stand you!" "Funny, because I bought this!" "Aha, bet you didn't think I'd buy another one, though!!" "Two steps ahead, I bought FOUR!"
Half of the PM thinks they're already together, while the other half (aka Koyou, the flags, Oda, Ango, and anyone unfortunate enough to know the two well) are just so freaking tired.
At 22, they do stop gifting each other on Valentine's...
#backasswards skk my beloveds#nobody understands them but them#pray for the PM#Yes Dazai started the trend on purpose#Chuuya caught on but but was already too late#the last line's a bit morbid but that's the intention lfkngljn#bsd#skk#sokouku#bungou stray dogs chuuya#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#osamu dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd headcanons#bsd hc#silly skk#silly hcs#J's Post
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