#babyvoice

[theo-decker]

These are all true but things that I am additionally handed include:

Washi tape

A broken whiteboard magnet

An ice pack that is now melted and is one ice cube and so much water

A used tissue

So many pencils with unknown owners

A pair of socks

A skrunkled bag of fruit snacks (warmly appreciated ^_^)

[v1leblood]

youre having sex and she starts doing the vtuber babyvoice unprompted wyd

[local-diavolo-anon]

Ok i give up, here is the au i thought about in the post about my D&D character

So basically, its a ✨️Gods and Mortals✨️ kind of au (it also has nothing to do with my actual dnd character lmao)

At first i had a very different idea for this au tbh, but now i have a clearer view on where and how i want this to work

Eclipse is a preschool teacher and a daycare robot, his job is to care for the roudies children and take some weight off of the teacher's shoulders

One day, everything was normal, he gets his ass isekai'd into another world. Why? Because i say so

Jk he probably died somehow like in all isekai stories

To save him are the god of the stars, and the god of planets, those being Sun and Moon, who take a liking on this funny looking mortal and send him on an adventure with them as patrons

Sun and moon are two weirdos and being gods they do not really. Percieve. Eclipse as its own thinking being

This is not a plot point, actually, it's just to specify that Sun sees Eclipse as how you'd see a cute pet, while Moon as how you'd see a toddler of someone you barely know

They also have wildly different approaches when they talk with Eclipse, Sun does babyvoices at him, while Moon is the incarnation of the babysitter who tapes the baby to the wall and asks them if they want a beer

Sun is Eclipse's patron during the day and companion during the night, Moon is the other way around

Eclipse slowly loses his patience and gets progressively sassier and less keen to take shit from anyone he sees

Picture Gertrude from 'I Hate Fairyland', Eclipse is stuck in that world since months and has ho idea how to go back to his own, his "patrons" are not helping and anyone he meets is either a normal person or the worst weirdo he has ever run into

So he goes slowly from "ok now lets calm down and talk this out ok? We don't want anyone getting hurt ^^" to "i cast fuck you and your family!"

This is a sandbox au, so there is no real story, just some beasts to put in situations

If you want to know what they look like, Eclipse is the same eclipse from my 'sun and moonless' au/fic

Sun and Moon on the other hand appear as these titanic and imposing beings when they are in their real form, and as regular sun and moon when they take the 'shape of eclipse' (as they call it)

Sun wears a white tunic and a red scarf both as a god and as a "mortal", in his god form the tunic fades into clouds! his head is a half sphere and from behind rays and light come out, it looks like he is wearing a floating crown but you can't really tell because he is too bright. Also je probably has like, a few tens of eyes, but uses only between 2 and 5 at the same time usually

Moon on the other hand does not even have a real head as a god! His head is a clpud of space dust and darkness with a thousand stars inside, you can also see the moon where his head would be, and it always shows the same side no matter where you look at him from (it also shows the current lunar phase); he has eyes tho!

Moon wears a dark cape, and the cloud from his head forms a train behind him that looks like a night sky (similar to a nun's headwear in appearence)

When i draw anything good for this au i will post it because i keep imagining it with walt disney old comic books artstyle but I CAN'T REPLICATE IT

[shokuheshi]

lqq's eng dub is so cute i saw no one talking about it so i made myself a compilation of his babyvoice moments (also xie lian's voice in the wake up scene was so soft it's killing me)

[twopoppies]

https://www.tumblr.com/stylesunchained/738624329546432512/more-pictures-are-coming-out-since-the-article-was

imagine editors telling their staff to leave her out of articles because she’s not relevant 🤭 Lady babyvoice and the harries are probably fuming about this because isn’t she such a big star?

Huh. Interesting. I don’t know that blogger, so I have no idea what publication they write for, but I agree that TR isn’t “known” by most of the GP. Isn’t that the point of her doing this, though? If the media leaves her out of stories, what’s the point for her? But also, Camille wasn’t exactly a household name, yet she was mentioned every time tabloids published something about Harry.

I hope the general lack of interest doesn’t make them do anything “extra” to get attention. It seems to me that he’s getting what he needs from this (bearding plus he gets to look like he’s a good bf with his low-key “real” relationship, as opposed to the prior fiasco). But I wonder how her team feels about it.

[wiltking]

this song gets stuck in my head like crazy but i keep coming back to listen to it unironically despite an aversion to cutesy anime yandere babyvoice because there is something about the flawless indiscriminate mix of nearly accentless english with clear concise честная russian that deeply gets to me. it scratches my brain. it fascinates me. it takes me out. your heart оно горит. im your pistoleta

[lady-lycany]

My very very very domesticated wolf side *cough* prolly dog *cough* always starts to tail wag, when I hear people I like talking in babyvoice to animals. Like my favorite streamer just petted his horse and was like "yea you like that right? My sweetie" and I was like :333333

[twelvemonkeyswere]

my manager and his wife take turns during the day to take care of their toddler so they both have free time to do their jobs. however, today my manager was in charge of the baby and told me just when our meeting started that if he needed to leave for a moment, it was to take care of baby. I always say there's no problem because of course your toddler comes first.

so the baby was napping but she wakes up while we're discussing the meeting and she keeps interrupting. just coming up to say hi (I said hi back every time), asking for her dad to leave the boring computer and come play with her, the ushe. he keeps telling her to please give him 5 more minutes. toddler is relentless and he has to stand up while still discussing work with me and finally says "gimme one sec please". and leaves the zoom meeting to go see what the toddler wants. I say "of course, babies always come first." and as I'm listening to the background, she's babbling to him about one thing or another I hear him telling her in babyvoice mode "yeah, babies come first!"😂

[witchblade]

the era of babyvoice vs the era of Metal Twice (in the style of Metal Sonic)

[cocotangaje]

Aku gak bisa bayangin, yang. Rasa apa yang lebih menyenangkan dari apa yang aku rasain sepanjang aku bareng kamu. Tapi ternyata itu terjadi, dan tanpa perlu bayanginpun, aku ternyata ngalamin.

Di malem pertama setelah udahan, sebelum tidur, momen barengan kita muncul mulu. Yang paling sering berkesan momen sepanjang kita berdua jadi anak kecil bareng-bareng. Aku yang sering pake babyvoice kalo lagi jalan dan kamu yang nanggepin dengan gentle. Terus biasanya abis gitu dipeluk, dikekep nyampe tenggelem. Aku ketawa aja. Udah jadi impian dari lama punya pasangan yang lebih tinggi biar aku bisa ngerasa kecil dan muda terus sepanjang barengan. Dan itu kejadian di kamu.

Kamu selalu bilang kamu khawatir, kamu takut kehilangan aku. Kamu selalu natep aku lama, dalem banget nyampe aku mulai nebak-nebak kamu mikirin apa. Aku si yang semudah itu ninggalin orang juga ada luluhnya. Mungkin di titik ini kamu ngerasa ketulusanku mulai ada disana. Makanya kamu mulai... beda.

Kamu mulai sangat berani dan ngulang kalimat template penenang. Aku tau, aku peka. Dan kamu yang bikin aku berantem sama diriku sendiri. Perasaan yang keras kepala dan logika yang punya aturannya sendiri melindungi aku biar aku gak kenapa-napa. Meskipun pada akhirnya, perasaanku disekap paksa biar yang ambil alih kesadaranku sepenuhnya ada dalam kendali logika.

Tapi saat logika mulai lelah, di jam segini, perasaannya bangun.

Menguat. Kebayang-bayang lagi. Waktu aku senderan di dada kamu, waktu kamu tarik aku setiapkali aku geser sedikit menjauh, waktu kebiasaan unik yang entah kenapa perut kita selalu bunyi berisik padahal gak lagi laper atau asam lambungnya ada yang naik sepanjang malem.

Kangen.

Yang nikah aja bisa cerai. Yang udah melahirkan anaknya aja bisa pisah.

Apalagi yang baru cuma selevel pacaran?

Yah. Berharap apa sama dunia.

[ihateyouvishal]

babyvoice was never attractive to me

[wellthatwasaletdown]

Well your club anon lied loooooool but i knew that bc no way did only one person happen to see him and im gonna guess we will get more photos from the caribbean bc he's been there before (2020 and 2016 with kendall) and we always get content and maybe even a yacht too again? maybe we will be lucky and miss babyvoice aka taylor is there too a real proper cute PR vacation trip bc he's so predictable :D

Like we've told y'all a billion times, he's a creature of habit.

[jascnbrody]

i literally cannot stop doing a babyvoice at all times it gets exponentially worse when i play cod w my sister tho

[earnestlyegos]

hi noa of damien fame!! i will not apologize for flirting with my fiance. /silly

and to damien, i will continue to babyvoice yancy because i LOVE him and i think he probably finds a silly, giggly joy in it. hes such a dog. buppy dawg!!!! lil buppy doggee, yes he is!! yes he is!!!!!

i actually hope you rot in hell youre terrible YOURE ADDING TO THE EMBARRASSMENT 😭😭😭

only thing he has to say in response is “buppy dog :]” THATS ALL YOURE FUCKING GETTING

[a-ninja-magpie]

Levels of babyvoice never before seen when chatting with the cat this evening

[vilethot]

i swear you like one (1) picture of demonias and leg warmers and tumblr takes that as a sign to start recommending you the “bimbo/babyvoice/hello kitty sparkle blur filter/boyfriend treats me like a toddler but fucks me like he hates me” blogs