#babymax

[c1trvswurld]

Ashamed to say at my age that sometimes....I still need a good pat on the back to burp or I whine and be grumpy

[biubiumula]

babymax

[lestappenforever]

to tag on the other anon bc I like the vision of baby lestappen meting adult lestappen

I just imagine babyCharles raging bc "what do you mean we're dating him" while babyMax is thriled

(I love the Max fell first trope, sue me)

No, but for real, anon! I live for the Max fell first, Charles fell harder trope.

[yani-tried-at-least]

I love thinking about the absolutely crazy parenting culture that's gonna develop on Exandria for the nearest generation, because if mortals get informed what happened to the gods, people are just gonna end up doing insane things, like babymaxxing to try and get a god baby, or naming their kids after gods hoping it helps, or just being reeeally suspicious of their babies anytime they do something slightly unusual. Lots of potential for fun non-god characters, like people who's parents were convinced they were a god and either put crazy expectations on them or disowned them, depending on their god preferences.

[bellasorpesz]

Shaking throwing up baby max deserved better than jos #free max #babymax

[wingstobetorn]

Babymaxxed Bugspilled rn

[borntoraisehell357]

How a TERRIBLE design in the 3.0L BabyMax causes HOURS of unnecessary ma...

[weevilreg]

jackie van playdate fic ohhh i am so excited !! jumping for joy n wagging my tail .... also happy yellowjackets day !!! da new episode is soo cray ..... i hope u enjoy it sooo much teehees

yippee yippee!! very excited to write more stuffs and hopefully get requests open soon!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

sadly won't be able to watch the new ep until maybe Saturday. . . but I already got super spoiled so might just not watch it. Idk i haven't been feeling this season, like I love it & the characters but sitting down to watch the episodes has felt draining. . . Idk maybe I'm just too lost in my own version of the show in my head where everyone is a baby and/or silly puppy, perhaps I am too puppypilled & babymaxxed for canon to matter anymore /silly but also lowkey a little /srs

anyways hope u are doing so good mootie! If I remember I will come bark in ur inbox after classes woof woof!!

[polyhydramnios]

i havent been littlespacing or babymaxxing or cultivating 5 years old aura like at all this year & to be honest i think its ruining my life

[jimmawww]

Perhaps you should be lovepilled and babymaxxing

[hewholivesinhisname]

Babymaxxing for bunnies

Ok, let’s get to the point. Monogamy doesn’t work. The legal and financial incentives just aren’t there unless the two people are superhumans. 2 doctors can do it. But normal people can’t because the houses are too expenseive and the women can accuse the men of something bad and take the kids at will. The state has decided that women own children even though men have to pay for it. And the birth rate is plummetting. No one is having kids. That is except one class of people who are single mothers. Single motherhood fucking sucks though. It’s basically being passed from one man to the next who fucks you and you bear the children and then you have to raise the kids yourself and the next guy might be an abusive fuck who abuses your previous children. And a lot of women who become single mothers actually wanted to be monogamous but didn’t know it , etc. etc.

So, the solution of course is polyamory and polyandry in particular and the reason is that this situation is extremely good for lower class men in particular because there’s a lot of guys who have zero kids while there are these rich fucks who have like 100’s and don’t want to share any resources with lower class men whatsoever.

So, like what a woman can do at this point is have a child with one man and then go on to another guy and have another child and so on and so forth and she really just needs a man, some other women or someone to help protect her from any potential predators on her children. This is especially good for women because financially it allows them to get child support from as many men as they can, but it the women is good about picking the men and making sure they are kind and compassionate they would be the types of men who would actually want to help raise babies.

In the ideal situation, all the men who have children with one women would be cooperating together and this would be good for lower class men because many of them aren’t getting anything and quite honestly the guys don’t want to cooperate over anything.

The feminists say motherhood is oppression for women but of course it’s the fucking opposite. Motherhood is extremely empowering for women as they can create a small army of children to look after her as she gets older and the state has set up the situation in such a way that women can just sit back, get fucked and have as many children as they want.

In the old days, the guys would be trying to maximize their children with one woman so the womenn would be put away in the house and you had all that awful cucking situation and so on and so forth, but now that we know whose kids are whose the women can chose 22 different guys age 18-40 and have 22 different babies. From an evolutionary standpoint of course, this is great because it maximizes a woman’s genetic diversity.

Personally I think the only problem with this is that there’s a big stigma to women having kids with multiple guys and this comes from the guys who are imagining themselves as big men and haording women or something, but for most men it’s best to just probably have a few children. You aren’t going to be one of the few winners so one or two kids will be best.

Financially of course though, this is great for women because right now, the financial situation sucks for almost all men and what would make sense is if the men would pool their incomes together to take care of one woman rather than trying to do it all by themselves. And by age 40 of course, the woman in question would have a lot of experience with children and could open a daycare center or something she would be taken care of, the kids would be taken care of and everything would work out.

Feminism tells women they can do it on their own, they don’t need men, they should destroy their relationships with men and they should abort or not have children. As a result

I mean, fuck, if a woman wanted to be really ambitious here she could try to save the korean race. Thanks to the 4H movement the birthrate in korea is so bad that the koreans might go extinct. That’s how bad the financial situation is. If the financial situation for men was better, monogamy would work great. But it doesn’t.

[corruptionprincess]

me to my dog: you're cutepilled. you're sweet-babymaxxing.

[theassthatisguarded]

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[mordorigs]

oh yeah

[alexwolffe]

Baby Max and Mr. Honeynuts because sometimes.......just sometimes, okay, sometimes XD

[hewholivesinhisname]

Babymaxxing

You Need To Be Babymaxxing: A Call to Action for Christians

A disturbing trend has been emerging over the past few decades: the birth rate of every US state, along with the birth rate in most western nations, has dipped below the replacement population level. This has sparked widespread concern and fear, as this demographic shift could have catastrophic consequences for the long-term survival of some of the world’s most prosperous and influential societies and people groups.

The root causes of this demographic decline are complex and multifaceted, but there are a few key factors that stand out. First and foremost: the rise of secularism and individualism has led to a decreased emphasis on traditional family values and a growing number of people choosing not to have children. Our culture of atomized individualism in the West has transformed so many into self-centered and selfish monsters.

Additionally, the increasing cost of living and the pressure to pursue higher education and career success have made it more difficult for many couples to afford to have large families. It’s tough, but not impossible, to have a large family when the economy is so rigged against you doing so. Making it happen requires a lot of self-sacrifice and a reevaluation of your priorities.

Finally, the widespread availability of birth control and abortion has enabled people to easily prevent pregnancies and terminate them when they do occur, further exacerbating the problem. We are making great strides on banning abortion in many states across the nation, but decades of damage has already been done.

While there is undoubtedly a lot of fear-mongering surrounding this issue, it is not without merit. If the current trend continues it could lead to a significant decline in the population of some of the world’s most prosperous and influential nations, which would have far-reaching consequences for global stability and economic growth. More importantly it would also represent a tragic loss for the unique cultures, traditions, and values that have been cultivated by these societies over centuries.

Christians are called to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28). We need to be babymaxxing. This commandment is not just a suggestion or a personal preference, but an essential part of our mission to spread the Gospel and disciple the nations. By having large families and raising our children to be faithful, God-fearing people we can ensure the continued growth and prosperity of our communities and the preservation of our shared values and traditions.

Moreover, by focusing on our own households and prioritizing the growth of our families, we can counteract the destructive influence of our enemies, most of whom do not have children of their own. As their ideas and ideologies die with them, our faith and values will continue to thrive, passed down from generation to generation through the strong bonds of family and community.

So, what can we do to address this crisis and fulfill our divine calling as Christians?

Here are a few practical steps we can take:

Embrace the concept of “babymaxxing”: This means prioritizing the growth of our families and actively seeking to have as many children as possible. It may require making sacrifices and reevaluating our priorities, but the rewards will be immeasurable.

Support and encourage other Christian families in their efforts to have children: This can take many forms, from offering emotional support and guidance to providing material assistance, such as helping with childcare or contributing to the financial costs of raising a large family.

Advocate for policies that support large families: This can include lobbying for tax breaks and other financial incentives for families with multiple children, as well as pushing for educational and healthcare policies that make it easier for parents to raise large families.

Promote a culture of life: This means working to end the scourge of abortion and advocating for the sanctity of human life at all stages, from conception to natural death.

Educate and disciple our children: It is not enough to simply have many children; we must also ensure that they are raised in the fear and knowledge of the Lord, instilling in them the values and principles that will enable them to carry on our faith and traditions for generations to come.

The demographic crisis facing the world today is a serious and urgent challenge that demands our immediate attention and action. Christians have a unique responsibility to confront this issue head-on and work tirelessly to ensure the continued growth and prosperity of our communities and the preservation of our shared values and traditions. By embracing the concept of “babymaxxing” and focusing on our own households, we can secure the future of our faith and our people and leave a lasting legacy for generations to come.

Babymaxxing is not just a personal decision, but a collective responsibility that requires the support and encouragement of the entire Christian community. It may involve making sacrifices and reevaluating our priorities, but the rewards will be worth it.

All of the chips are on the table with this issue. Those who take it seriously will inherit the future by default as their continued growth and reproduction will ensure the long-term survival and prosperity of their communities, cultures, and values. While the rest of the world struggles with declining birth rates and the threat of extinction-level events, Christians can take comfort in the knowledge that our faith and values will continue to thrive, passed down from generation to generation through the strong bonds of family and community.

Get married. Babymax. Get to Church.

We are going to win.

Andrew Torba CEO, Gab.com Christ is King

Note this is really only for non-black populations at this point. Just one way in which Africa is pretty much kicking the ass of teh west and the other "advanced" countries. Good Job Africa. Also Jews and Arabs, these two groups seem to have a pretty good birthrate.

Although I don't want to express some sort of freakout too at a nearly all black future, however if the birthrate of whites, asians, indians and a lot of other small groups doesn't increase we are going to see the disappearance of racial groups.

Not as horrible as the disappearance of all the wildlife, but it is an issue, isn't it?