#babymax

[c1trvswurld]

Ashamed to say at my age that sometimes....I still need a good pat on the back to burp or I whine and be grumpy

[lestappenforever]

to tag on the other anon bc I like the vision of baby lestappen meting adult lestappen

I just imagine babyCharles raging bc "what do you mean we're dating him" while babyMax is thriled

(I love the Max fell first trope, sue me)

No, but for real, anon! I live for the Max fell first, Charles fell harder trope.

[astonmartinii]

pen pals | max verstappen instagram au

pairing: max verstappen x reader

after years of being pen pals, y/n finally gets to meet max.

yourusername

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yourusername pasta fridays have my heart

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maxverstappen1 unbelievably jealous rn

yourusername you're literally in italy spare me

yourbffname looking beautiful as always i wonder who took these lovely photos ???

yourusername you're a wonderful photographer bestie

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 big win in canada this weekend after a massive effort from the team - the best way to finish off the first half of the season, now we relax!

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redbullracing have a good break max, don't miss us too much

yourusername congrats maxy!! always so proud of you xx

maxverstappen1 thank you care bear, my letter is on the way, see you soon xx

veryverstappen so are we all gonna ignore this ^^^

dutchlion33 she's been in his comments since like 2016, i think she's just a dedicated fan that he talks to sometimes

babymaxy idk they seem much closer than just a fan, but that's just me

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[caption: cool people still write to their pen pals]

f1wagsupdates

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f1wagsupdates this is y/n y/ln and she's the girl we've all been seeing in max verstappen's comments since at least 2016. from what we know they've never met but they always allude to sending letters to each other. her instagram suggests that she's at least 22, having finished university recently. do we think they actually know each other, or could potentially be together?

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redbullmaxy am i the only one who finds this kinda weird?? the letters??

babymax idk i find it cute if it's true

parcfermemax it's straight out of a fanfiction i love it

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[caption: quick lil trip]

maxverstappen1

📍japan

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maxverstappen1 that's pole!!! thank you japan, we'll try to convert this into a win tomorrow

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danielricciardo pure dominance maxy

martingarrix crazy pace dude

yourusername you are a wonder to me maxy

maxverstappen1 save the poetry for letters care bear

yourusername i'm sorry, getting creative while waiting for your letter from singapore

verstappenmax wait so they weren't lying when they said it was a pen pal

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📍tokyo, japan

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yourusername travelling is kinda fun actually

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yourbffname take me with you next time please

yourusername i shall, i nearly went crazy having no one to talk to the whole flight

maxverstappen1 you're in japan???? care bear what ???

yourusername all will make sense soon maxy

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redbullracing

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redbullracing we've got a surprise guest for max this weekend - his life long pen pal y/n! these two have been sending each other letters since they were kids but had never met, until now!

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goatverstappen okay y'all convinced me - it's cute

dutchking1 yeah i really hope they're together, she seems genuine for him

danielricciardo is this what the kids call rizz

landonorris pen pal rizz, you heard it here first

yourusername thanks for having me :)

maxverstappen1 WHAT IS GOING ON ????????

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 number two babyyyyyyyyyyy. Incredibly thankful for the entire team and everyone who has supported me along the way. and to address the elephant in the room, i met my pen pal y/n for the first time today, and her being there made the victory that much sweeter.

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danielricciardo congrats big man, crazy crazy good driving this season. when do we get to meet the special woman?

maxverstappen1 i fear i've booked her up for at least the next week

redbullracing glad we could unite the two of you

yourusername ahhhhhhh maxy you were so so good!!! meeting you was insane, now we've met i don't know how we ever went without each other before. here's to more wins and more adventures xx

maxverstappen1 you're not getting rid of me now care bear, stuck with me for life xx

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yourusername post world championship celebrations, i can never drink champagne ever again. anyhow, CONGRATS MAXY. words cannot describe how proud i am of you, seeing you grow from an anxious boy in karts to a two-time world champion has been a real pleasure xx

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maxverstappen1 writing our letters kept me sane for so long... your support has been so important to me, thank you for being there when i crossed the line xx

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 people may laugh at pen pals, but mine is not only the love of my life but she also saved my life. travelling so much at a young age made me lonely and writing to you gave me someone to turn to. racing has been my life for so many years and now it's not something i can only share with you in letters. love you care bear xx

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yourusername you've always had a way with words maxy, i've always loved you and always will xx

landonorris the pen pal rizz is actually insane

danielricciardo put some respect on max's name

maxyverstap okay i'm obsessed with this relationship

f1fan33 the letter has killed me, when is it my turn?

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yourusername i've meant every word i've said to you in my letters, you were always more than a pen pal to me. when life felt lonely you were always there, no matter what stamp the country was from. you deserve all the success in the world and i'm glad i can now be by your side for your future successes xx

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maxverstappen1 i love you care bear xx

yourbffname does this mean you can now introduce me to the other drivers, i'm lonely

yourusername you'll have to ask max, he knows them not me

maxverstappen1 go for it, but just not lando

landonorris way harsh bro

a/n: i kinda love this one lmao - do feel free to send in any requests!!

[bellasorpesz]

Shaking throwing up baby max deserved better than jos #free max #babymax

[1976allthepresidentsmen]

my friend (directed midsummer) kept saying (thing)maxxing (ie: in 2.1 when titania gives her monologue the fairies are onstage with the changeling baby and he told us we were “babymaxxing”) and unfortunately it’s become part of my vernacular

[wingstobetorn]

Babymaxxed Bugspilled rn

[jimmawww]

Perhaps you should be lovepilled and babymaxxing

[hewholivesinhisname]

Babymaxxing for bunnies

Ok, let’s get to the point. Monogamy doesn’t work. The legal and financial incentives just aren’t there unless the two people are superhumans. 2 doctors can do it. But normal people can’t because the houses are too expenseive and the women can accuse the men of something bad and take the kids at will. The state has decided that women own children even though men have to pay for it. And the birth rate is plummetting. No one is having kids. That is except one class of people who are single mothers. Single motherhood fucking sucks though. It’s basically being passed from one man to the next who fucks you and you bear the children and then you have to raise the kids yourself and the next guy might be an abusive fuck who abuses your previous children. And a lot of women who become single mothers actually wanted to be monogamous but didn’t know it , etc. etc.

So, the solution of course is polyamory and polyandry in particular and the reason is that this situation is extremely good for lower class men in particular because there’s a lot of guys who have zero kids while there are these rich fucks who have like 100’s and don’t want to share any resources with lower class men whatsoever.

So, like what a woman can do at this point is have a child with one man and then go on to another guy and have another child and so on and so forth and she really just needs a man, some other women or someone to help protect her from any potential predators on her children. This is especially good for women because financially it allows them to get child support from as many men as they can, but it the women is good about picking the men and making sure they are kind and compassionate they would be the types of men who would actually want to help raise babies.

In the ideal situation, all the men who have children with one women would be cooperating together and this would be good for lower class men because many of them aren’t getting anything and quite honestly the guys don’t want to cooperate over anything.

The feminists say motherhood is oppression for women but of course it’s the fucking opposite. Motherhood is extremely empowering for women as they can create a small army of children to look after her as she gets older and the state has set up the situation in such a way that women can just sit back, get fucked and have as many children as they want.

In the old days, the guys would be trying to maximize their children with one woman so the womenn would be put away in the house and you had all that awful cucking situation and so on and so forth, but now that we know whose kids are whose the women can chose 22 different guys age 18-40 and have 22 different babies. From an evolutionary standpoint of course, this is great because it maximizes a woman’s genetic diversity.

Personally I think the only problem with this is that there’s a big stigma to women having kids with multiple guys and this comes from the guys who are imagining themselves as big men and haording women or something, but for most men it’s best to just probably have a few children. You aren’t going to be one of the few winners so one or two kids will be best.

Financially of course though, this is great for women because right now, the financial situation sucks for almost all men and what would make sense is if the men would pool their incomes together to take care of one woman rather than trying to do it all by themselves. And by age 40 of course, the woman in question would have a lot of experience with children and could open a daycare center or something she would be taken care of, the kids would be taken care of and everything would work out.

Feminism tells women they can do it on their own, they don’t need men, they should destroy their relationships with men and they should abort or not have children. As a result

I mean, fuck, if a woman wanted to be really ambitious here she could try to save the korean race. Thanks to the 4H movement the birthrate in korea is so bad that the koreans might go extinct. That’s how bad the financial situation is. If the financial situation for men was better, monogamy would work great. But it doesn’t.

[corruptionprincess]

me to my dog: you're cutepilled. you're sweet-babymaxxing.

[theassthatisguarded]

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[mordorigs]

oh yeah

[dachshundrescueoflosangeles]

Last day to buy merchandise from @shewolfmotoco & have a portion of proceeds go to DRLA. #Repost @shewolfmotoco ・・・ Today is the last day for donations to go to @dachshundrescuela 🐾🧡. I wanted to thank every single person for their support. Whether you bought a sticker or merch, liked our posts, commented, tagged, or acknowledged us in any way. THANK YOU. That is what helps raise awareness to the animals in need, that don’t have a voice to speak up. This is why I do what I do. ��🐶 As you may know, I adopted my two Senior Dachshunds from DRLA, so I hold a very special place in my heart for them. This month’s donations to DRLA is dedicated to my Sweet Baby Boy Max. He suffered from seizures all his life, and was blind in one eye from neglection of hygiene care. If you’ve ever lost a fur baby, I send my love. This is for you, too. 🖤🐾🖤🐾🖤 Thank you for adopting. #adoptdontshop🐾 #Dachshundrescue #dashcundsofinstagram #doxielove #babymax #animalrescuer #animalcharity #animalrescue #drla #dachshundrescuela #weinerdog #ilovemyweiner

[hewholivesinhisname]

Babymaxxing

You Need To Be Babymaxxing: A Call to Action for Christians

A disturbing trend has been emerging over the past few decades: the birth rate of every US state, along with the birth rate in most western nations, has dipped below the replacement population level. This has sparked widespread concern and fear, as this demographic shift could have catastrophic consequences for the long-term survival of some of the world’s most prosperous and influential societies and people groups.

The root causes of this demographic decline are complex and multifaceted, but there are a few key factors that stand out. First and foremost: the rise of secularism and individualism has led to a decreased emphasis on traditional family values and a growing number of people choosing not to have children. Our culture of atomized individualism in the West has transformed so many into self-centered and selfish monsters.

Additionally, the increasing cost of living and the pressure to pursue higher education and career success have made it more difficult for many couples to afford to have large families. It’s tough, but not impossible, to have a large family when the economy is so rigged against you doing so. Making it happen requires a lot of self-sacrifice and a reevaluation of your priorities.

Finally, the widespread availability of birth control and abortion has enabled people to easily prevent pregnancies and terminate them when they do occur, further exacerbating the problem. We are making great strides on banning abortion in many states across the nation, but decades of damage has already been done.

While there is undoubtedly a lot of fear-mongering surrounding this issue, it is not without merit. If the current trend continues it could lead to a significant decline in the population of some of the world’s most prosperous and influential nations, which would have far-reaching consequences for global stability and economic growth. More importantly it would also represent a tragic loss for the unique cultures, traditions, and values that have been cultivated by these societies over centuries.

Christians are called to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28). We need to be babymaxxing. This commandment is not just a suggestion or a personal preference, but an essential part of our mission to spread the Gospel and disciple the nations. By having large families and raising our children to be faithful, God-fearing people we can ensure the continued growth and prosperity of our communities and the preservation of our shared values and traditions.

Moreover, by focusing on our own households and prioritizing the growth of our families, we can counteract the destructive influence of our enemies, most of whom do not have children of their own. As their ideas and ideologies die with them, our faith and values will continue to thrive, passed down from generation to generation through the strong bonds of family and community.

So, what can we do to address this crisis and fulfill our divine calling as Christians?

Here are a few practical steps we can take:

Embrace the concept of “babymaxxing”: This means prioritizing the growth of our families and actively seeking to have as many children as possible. It may require making sacrifices and reevaluating our priorities, but the rewards will be immeasurable.

Support and encourage other Christian families in their efforts to have children: This can take many forms, from offering emotional support and guidance to providing material assistance, such as helping with childcare or contributing to the financial costs of raising a large family.

Advocate for policies that support large families: This can include lobbying for tax breaks and other financial incentives for families with multiple children, as well as pushing for educational and healthcare policies that make it easier for parents to raise large families.

Promote a culture of life: This means working to end the scourge of abortion and advocating for the sanctity of human life at all stages, from conception to natural death.

Educate and disciple our children: It is not enough to simply have many children; we must also ensure that they are raised in the fear and knowledge of the Lord, instilling in them the values and principles that will enable them to carry on our faith and traditions for generations to come.

The demographic crisis facing the world today is a serious and urgent challenge that demands our immediate attention and action. Christians have a unique responsibility to confront this issue head-on and work tirelessly to ensure the continued growth and prosperity of our communities and the preservation of our shared values and traditions. By embracing the concept of “babymaxxing” and focusing on our own households, we can secure the future of our faith and our people and leave a lasting legacy for generations to come.

Babymaxxing is not just a personal decision, but a collective responsibility that requires the support and encouragement of the entire Christian community. It may involve making sacrifices and reevaluating our priorities, but the rewards will be worth it.

All of the chips are on the table with this issue. Those who take it seriously will inherit the future by default as their continued growth and reproduction will ensure the long-term survival and prosperity of their communities, cultures, and values. While the rest of the world struggles with declining birth rates and the threat of extinction-level events, Christians can take comfort in the knowledge that our faith and values will continue to thrive, passed down from generation to generation through the strong bonds of family and community.

Get married. Babymax. Get to Church.

We are going to win.

Andrew Torba CEO, Gab.com Christ is King

Note this is really only for non-black populations at this point. Just one way in which Africa is pretty much kicking the ass of teh west and the other "advanced" countries. Good Job Africa. Also Jews and Arabs, these two groups seem to have a pretty good birthrate.

Although I don't want to express some sort of freakout too at a nearly all black future, however if the birthrate of whites, asians, indians and a lot of other small groups doesn't increase we are going to see the disappearance of racial groups.

Not as horrible as the disappearance of all the wildlife, but it is an issue, isn't it?

[alexwolffe]

Baby Max and Mr. Honeynuts because sometimes.......just sometimes, okay, sometimes XD

[motherforquer]

My little guy. December 2010. Almost 1! . . . #son #love #firstchristmas #firstxmas #babyboy #noteven1yearold #sweetbaby #babynumber2 #babymaxwell #babymax (at Baltimore, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6KPegLl7DU/?igshid=18vxsrekp3wfk

[beamusdagreat]

Love his lil bones!!! #babyperfect #babymax #beamusboy #beamusbunch https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rU-QdHfYq/?igshid=1oaq05dtb9lvr