#babyhoneyfreak

[queenofgraveyards]

@queenofgraveyards coming from someone who hardly likes kids… i want bambi H to be a dad more than I’ve wanted anything else… he would be so attentive and caring and just the perfect dad.. he’s definitely a girl dad let’s be honest.

but just imagine like, whenever ivy finds out she’s pregnant, his reaction will be so funny i think.. like he wouldn’t know what to do with himself, he’d be so happy but also making sure she’s okay.. and then like he’s going to be buying baby books and reading up on everything so he’s prepared and like coddling ivy and taking care of her.. and she’ll act like she hates it but deep deep down inside she’s actually really loving it.

omg i need this to happen now please, I’ve got myself excited over nothing.. also if i had bambi h i think I would change my mind about wanting kids

oh honey you are talking my LANGUAGE like hate kids don’t want them would kick them if I was allowed but bambi h? i’ll give that guy at least 5 kids more if he wanted them 😌and you are sooooo right he is such a girl dad although I think their first would be a girl and the second a boy so they do get both but he would be AMAZING with both of his kids but the girl dad is strong in him and ugh he would CRY when she tells him she’s pregnant like I’ve said it before and I’ll SAY IT AGAIN he’ll C R Y when she’s finally pregnant and then he looses his absolute shit and he’s buying books after books after books and he even gets a baby name book (one for each gender actually) even tho he already has a list of names he likes a mile long (again for both gender) and then he’s wanting to buy baby furniture and baby clothes and asking where should we have the birth? London? Surrey? MANCHESTER? and ivy is just … yeah i knew this was a bad idea bc what the fuck WHY is her husband talking about preschool waiting lists and private vs public when she literally just peed on a stick and the baby is like the size of a literal acorn inside of her they can’t even tell anyone ANYWAY SO WHY WONT HE SHUT UP and i do think he gets over that fairly quickly and then he’s feral and then have to fuck even tho she’s already pregnant he needs to calm down but he’s not listening to ivy and he doesn’t care and ivy is honestly just along for the ride now bc she knew she’d lost all control the minute the + showed up on the pink AND blue stick bc u bet she took multiple tests and yes she immediately is no longer allowed ANYTHING fun or tasty no cheese no caffeine definitely no alcohol perhaps we’ll limit sugars too SO MUCH fruit n vegetables and oh how could he have forgotten now he gets to buy her a whole new wardrobe of maternity clothes and he just looses his fucking mind AGAIN bc his wife…pregnant and in…lingerie that’s like his most favourite dream ever and it’s coming true and oh my god bambi h is the most perfect man in the whole fucking WORLD

[queenofgraveyards]

just so you know, your pinterest boards are my favorite!! especially the “h” board on ivy’s it’s so cute

really? 🥺 thank you!! i like having a Pinterest board for my girlies but I feel like Ivy’s has got VERY literal bc I suck at describing things so I really just show you guys instead of telling haha whereas poppy’s and mays are very just vibey but I’m still glad u like it 🩵