#babygirl eat hamburger. life is too short for this bullshit

[burning-sol]

Whenever I see the official art of Kian Stone and I'm that image of the guy digging their nails into his legs. "Why does Kian have abs." YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY..... When ppl say 'I know what you are' like yeah she's queer, but when *I* say 'I know what you are' I'm clocking her mental illnesses.

[fabulousroy]

Shut up Heather

Kamukura Kamukura Yas Queen!

STOP CALLING ME BABY GANGSTA!

This entire disscusion is idiotic...

INFINITY UNLIMITED FLAME!

Gentlemen not chuck dead bodies!

It's a lie!

OHHHHHHHH, YESSSSSSSS!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

HOi!

Knock 'em dead, darling!

You idiot

Would you smooch a ghost?

Smells like angry fish

Smells like Mettaton

SNAIL ICE CREAM

THAT DOG IS A BOMB!

Determination

Ruby could not

You CLOD!

WOMP WHOMP

It's funny how dumb you are

I am an eternal flame, baby

I di'nt write that

We've got a slinker to slink

Keep Beach City weird!

You're a novelty, at best

Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live. -Steven Universe

Clods!

Did I just die and go to the back of a cereal box?

What's the point of corn?!

That will be all.

Bingo Bongo!

CONNIE I'M BALD

You so clumsy girl!

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!

Toto too!

Not thowing away my shot!

And Peggy!

HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51

It's...PUNISHMENT TIIIME!

My femininity is, Hella Boss!

EH! Pesky bee!

A little baby pigeon...

Sometimes puppet shows are sad

Jesus I can't spell

Jusk Monika

It's from Japan

My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a fiLTHY LIE.

She can't get her boobs into the hamburger.

Okay... they're IN the hamburger.

I wish he'd shoot ME with his ray gun.

Horse is not for standing!

Pizza's for me, silly

Get? Got it? Good!

I LIKE PIIEE!

You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

I'm glad you stole those shoes and threw them on my head.

If you don't think you shouldn't talk.

We have our heading.

I like those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Savvy.

I got a jar of diirrt! I got a jar of diirrt! And guess what's insiide it!

Why are we going away from the land?

Somewhere over the rainbow

We walk from here.

I EXPLODED!

Life is short, but death is super long.

It's from the store.

Meat on the bone!

Who gave him a knife?!

FALSEHOOD

Serious people wear neckties.

Raising the stakes by punching a baby.

Now I really love creepy old guys!

Uh oh, feelings.

That's why I've been feeling more confused than beverage.

Oh, look it's a broadway bug.

SUCKSYES!

I got a little makeup on your pillow

This kite is broken

Babygirl, don't ever eat lunch on the john

PEACE OFF!

Ice cream hurts

You're hurting your burrito.

You made friends with real people, not maps.

Hey! Be quiet so we can ignore you!

Isn't that right, Leon!?

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S'waaah!?

Okaaay, I'm not the culprit...

Nee-heehee!

I hate lies and jokes! ...Just kidding! I lied again!

Wuzza wuzza?

Love! Love!

No! That's wrong!

The killer is: you!

Maybe if I ignore him, he'll just go away...

Talk about eye candy

Next thing we knew, we were searching the school for two missing dead bodies.

Bingo bazinga!

Graar!

Don't lose hope now!

Guac. I like that word.

I'm the donut lord you son of a- HUGHUH

EVERYBODY WHO SOLD DRUGS TO UNDERCOVER COPS IS BUSTED!

When you love somebody, you put your pants on for them

TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS

Scrap that, reverse it.

GOOD DAY SIR

As if!

It does NOT say RSVP on the statue of liberty!

Oh, for the love of carbs

I can cure sex cancer

This is modern feminism talkin

I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in

DanNY DAVITO I love your wooork!

Be a doll and spare the lecture

Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark

I've been swimming with piranhas and don't need a shark

Yeah I'm a part of this too I dont get it but I'm a part of it!

Heart-pounding excitement!

Huh? You're not going to feed me?

Does anybody want a peanut?

Inconceivable!

You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

Beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm

Only a coward threatens women

Ha-wa-wa!?

I have candy

A fire that didn't need to be started has turned into a towering inferno

The sun is a deadly laser

Not anymore there's a blanket

You heard me, we're doing things like Battle Royale in here! Or Hunger Games if you prefer...you frickin weirdo

CAAAAAARRRLLLL

I'm not a gypsy, I'm a pastry chef

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Bro-e was seriously moe

A way that involved tucking

I popped the weasel!

In Zootopia, anyone can be anything!

Imagine seating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy

Acca-scuse me?

It's kind of explodey for a night out

How about I let you lick my shoes for a minute and we call it a day?

Heaven slaying dragon fist!

I second that cuz she said it!

That pretty much saved my bacon

Please do not compare reality to contact lenses!

Oh darn, you're not in a coma

And now here I am, in Towa City, neutralizing demonic teddy bears with my friend, Toko

Yeah, sorry. Still a dude!

It's...probably best if I don't run my hands all over a girl's dead body...

Ohana means family

Blue punch buggy! No punch back!

Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!

It's little, and broken, but still good. Ya, still good.

Did you ever see a elephant fly?

Trust me, if I wanted to cut your face off I soooo would have done it already.

Hey, that's one dog to another eh?

Best of wives and best of women

Beep beep Richie

You're only in trouble if you get caught

There's a kid outside that looks like someone killed him

You'll float too

Placebo means bullshit

You lied and then I died

Come play with us Danny

Danny's not here Mrs. Torrence

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

REDRUM

Heeeres Johnny!

If you're going to judge, you can do it through the glass on that door

I like to express myself through emojis because I'm stupid

Welcome to the losers club, asshole!

Blue stop signs

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