#babyboy you are so doomed by the narrative

[rexscanonwife]

I swear to GOD every time I start adding music to my Playlist for Kepler I HURT MY OWN FEELINGS AND MAKE MYSELF SAD

[spiderman-into-the-sapphiverse]

deadpool 3 can and will save deadpool slash fics for good. spideypool is fun on paper but honestly a big chunk of fanfictions for it is weird age gap stuff and deadpool calling peter "babyboy" which I always found strange. with this movie though? ooooh old men are so back. old men yaoi doomed by the narrative. finally. thanks to you wolverine queerness can win once more

[livelaughlovesubs]

my babyboy deserves nothing but the best!! all that effort put into designing him and breathing life into someone so pretty just for me to play star rail with one hand... cae's doomed by the narrative and doomed to be milked dry by me #amen — 🧬

I see you are very enthusiastic about him :D honestly? He is underrated as fuck. But goddamn, your poor screen bro ;-;

[wallboys]

aegon being the puppet of varys, his mummer’s dragon, being in the second dance of the dragons, “we are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance on in our steads”, he’s just a pawn he’s just a piece in the game that’s all he knows what to be that’s all he is!!!

[rhine-gold-archive]

Do you have titles for other characters or is it only babygirl for Kazuha?

Kaeya - my one and only, main genshin blorbo. Hits all of my preferences. he has mistplitter while Ayaka is on blackliff, I got 5 his cons from standard without whaling while Lisa and Amber are both C1, bc what we have is special

Ningguang – my self-projection, I think she's hot, sure, but I mostly sympathize with her. Ofc, I’m not rich, but I also started from selling fast food to managing position. And she’s misunderstood as being too cold and menacing when she’s actually well-meaning. She also loves thinking up systems, is a tabletop nerd and regularly tells ppl to submit.

Kazuha - babygirl. the cutest, an absolute sunshine, deserves the world. my only limited 5 star with C2. i'm thinking of getting him freedom sworn, but tbh it highkey clashes with him and he's a weapon of mass destruction on 4 star swords rn, so idk

Beidou - gurrrrrrrrl women want her aquatic monsters fear her, who doesn't think Beidou is hot

Itto - babyboy. Sweet baby angel. should be the next geo archon.

Candace - wife material

Ayato - spoiled brat (affectionate)

Dehya - I'm getting this buff butch catgirl on release even if she's bad lmao

Thoma - best malewife, despite being fucked over by hoyo and underappreciated by fandom

Xiao - poorest littlest mew mew and the angry bird

Signora - Queen. Deserved better. They couldn't redeem her, because she was right, so they had to kill her. At least she went out proud and unbroken, untouched by woobification

Heizou - kitten. eager, hyperactive, needy and affectionate, playful and mischievous, can be a little awkward and exhausting sometimes, but he's too cute to actually get mad at him

Zhongli - I only think Zhongli is hot as a young himbo dragon lmao

Jean has like v interesting blend of dualities that isn’t loud or immediately obvious, she is the lady AND the knight, she is perfectly poised AND a little socially awkward, she’s elegant and fresh like a breeze AND perpetually tired, and so on. i like kind characters who might be quiet, but complex in unexpected ways

Albedo - little prince

Dainsleif - angsty, stoic and repressed are usually not my type, but he's very hot in "doomed by the narrative from the start" way. And also all Khaenri'ah men just have certain je ne sais quoi about them, that country only made hot ppl.

Enjou - unhinged librarian. masochist and is into dark arts, what's not to love. His and Lumine's rivalry is doing it for me in a way Childe can't

honorary mentions for people I'm not attracted to, but very fond of:

Yanfei - best girl

Hu Tao - girlboss gatekeep gaslight, best troll

Nahida - my sweet rogue AI child. deserves to go apeshit and possess ppl a lil bit. as a treat.