#baby martin <3333< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

okay which drivers do you think would want to come out as a couple and which ones would you have to ask to come out as a couple?

also congrats on 250!!! so proud of you ❤️

thank you milo <3333

this one's interesting because i could kinda see a lot of them in either category but here's my current thoughts:

warnings: suggestive content (lando, kimi a, rbr + ferrari!seb), mentions of affectionate bullying (lando), mentions of having kids (am + retired!seb, kimi r), mentions of marriage (am + retired!seb, jenson), mentions of joke flirting with someone else (ollie), mentions of violence (logan), mild angst (kimi a, logan), autistic!oscar bc i said so

asks you to go public:

alex albon:

something you will notice about when i write alex is that he is just a goofy guy

like he'd ask to go public but only because he's either a) already accidentally revealed the relationship or b) wanting to post goofy boyfriend photos of you

if it's the first one he's got a back-up "i'm sorry" gift in case you're not exactly ready

if it's the second one he's already got a post drafted and you better believe he will post it the SECOND he gets approval

he's silly and bad at keeping it a secret but he'll try his best for you

franco colapinto:

yappatron 6000

he's probably already told the whole grid and every mechanic who would listen to him for more than five seconds

knows it's only a matter of time before he starts talking about you in interviews

definitely the type to forget that he's famous

his family knows, lewis hamilton congratulated him on being a (sort of) out F1 driver ... everyone else can just find out randomly as far as he's concerned

mick schumacher:

wants to post all the couples pictures he has of you two

how can you possibly say no to this golden retriever?

it's impossible

you hard launch ten minutes later

lando norris:

so i don't usually write for lando but i do sometimes so 🤷‍♂️

would probably ask to go public just to prove that he actually can get a date (he doesn't like to talk about his instagram attempts)

it backfires immediately

now instead of being teased for being single he's being teased for being whipped

tells everyone you asked him to go public and then forgets to turn his mic off while streaming and accidentally reveals that he literally begged you

needless to say, his friends refuse to let him live it down

charles leclerc:

ok listen he's a pretty boy and he wants to be shown off

he wants to follow you around and be your arm candy

will get very very pouty if you hesitate or refuse

he'll understand, but he will be pouty until you either kiss him, cuddle him, or agree to go public

when you're out he's just a happy little bunny wandering around the paddock and abandoning his team responsibilities if he sees you

(ferrari tries to ban you from the paddock, charles cries until they give in)

aston martin + retired era sebastian vettel:

if he can't win races he wants to make it VERY clear that all his flirting over the year was just for funsies

like with his whole cool mature twink-death phase, he brings up the idea of settling down

you're not impressed

"sebastian we have three kids. if you still think this is 'casual' i don't know what to tell you."

... he does sleep on the couch for a couple nights

eventually he will convince you tho and you'll go to your first race with the whole paddock knowing you're his husband and not just his Really Close Friend Who He Happened To Touch A Lot.

ollie bearman:

i know this is kinda contradictory to the crossdressing post but i think ollie would bring up coming out before you?

like, prema knows, haas knows, ferrari knows, his family knows ... he knows he's pretty secure

does joke about bearnelli with you

which results in you (jokingly) flirting with dino or arthur and a very whiny baby bear

probably wouldn't want to do it until after / part way through his rookie season

just so he's a little more settled yk?

you ask to go public:

jenson button:

this one might be a lil controversial

i think jenson would actually to prefer to stay private for longer?

like, he won't tell anyone when you're dating

but the second you're married he's like

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY HUSBAND HE'S SO HOT

sky tries to reprimand him and jenson shows up to the next race with one of those "i ❤️ my husband" t-shirts and rainbow trousers

he looks like a dork but it's okay because he's cute

kimi antonelli:

absolutely adores you and talks about you at prema all the time

talks about you at mercedes all the time

george already knows your shoe size (among other things)

but the idea of going public and everyone knowing he has a boyfriend? absolutely terrifying

he kinda just posts the same sorts of things he posts with ollie and hopes everyone will assume you're just a friend

you're fine with it, because you know you're always the one he runs to for celebratory kisses after a win :)

kimi raikkonen:

shouldn't be surprising

he's not actively hiding you or actively trying to tell people

he just ... doesn't really talk about his personal life?

some of the drivers know, some don't

he's 100% been wearing a wedding/promise/whatever ring for years and nobody notices

there's a chance nobody knows he's ever dated anyone until your kid starts karting and he posts a video of the kid everyone thought was just his calling you dad and the internet explodes

lance stroll:

would rather die than have journalists asking you invasive questions

everyone knows he's dating someone but nobody knows who

lawsuits + bribes to any tabloids who get photos of you

insists on getting you a bodyguard if you ever come out

you try to get his dad to reason with him

lawrence thinks lance could be worse

overall, billionaire boyfriend just wants to cuddle at home and will do anything to protect that

10/10 very cute and whiny when he realises that means you can't go with him to Official F1 Business™ things

logan sargeant:

might've been half-out in the junior formulae?

like kind of an open secret in the paddock but he doesn't post about it

then he gets promoted to f1

at first he's super excited because he knows you get along really well with lily (alex's gf) and with all the talk of williams being a family, hopes you'll get to do normal wag/hab stuff with her

then things go downhill

logan absolutely refuses to let you anywhere near williams

half out of fear that somebody would say something rude to you

half out of fear that you'd light v*wles on fire if you got close enough

oscar piastri:

this man is Oblivious with a capital "O"

he tries his best really but he just. doesn't pick up on cues like that.

(yes this is me pushing my autistic!oscar agenda idc i'm autistic i'm allowed to say it)

has a massive folder of cute photos that either include you or remind him of you

it takes up about a quarter of his phone's storage

he refuses to delete any of them

still keeps it pretty private if you do ask to go public

he likes that he can just be oscar with you

he doesn't want the media taking that away from him

will only delete some of his photos when they're copied onto two separate usb's that are both in fireproof safes (one in his apartment in monaco, one in his childhood home in melbourne)

rbr + ferrari era sebastian vettel:

i recently saw this era described as feral twink energy and. yeah.

he's flirting with anything in the paddock that has a pulse

fans? yes.

journalists? yes.

drivers? yes.

team members? yes.

fia officials? yes.

EVERYBODY

eventually you'll ask if he could just please mention that he is, in fact, taken and (here's where it depends on if you're dom/sub) either make you beg or push you to the point of fucking it out of him

if anyone saw one of you limping in the paddock one day?

no they didn't.

this was fun, i definitely enjoy going deeper into what i think the drivers would be like in relationships :D

[midnightpink]

chew me up, but don’t spit me out

read it here on ao3

Regulus has it all figured out. He keeps men on a rotating roster so none can get too close, works nights as a dancer to make the most of his chronic insomnia, and pushes everything he doesn’t want to remember about the past ten years into the recesses of his mind. It’s easier to pretend none of it ever happened.

But when James Potter crashes into Regulus’ life with his fancy sports car, wealth beyond measure, and devil’s smile, it marks a switch in the natural order of things. James is a client; Regulus isn’t allowed to fall in love with him. Except James is the first man in a long time who can see past Regulus’ carefully constructed façade, and who could ever resist the temptation of being known?

Or, this is a story about identity, addiction, self-expression, and love in all of the varying shapes they can take.

by: damagecontrol

Words: 261,000, Chapters: 25/25, Language: English 

Series: Part 1 of chew me up 

Collections: Jegulus that i loved <3333, i will still read these when I’m old, fics that make me astral project, the cosmos

Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Regulus Black, James Potter, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Pandora Rosier, Lily Evans, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter's Aston Martin, Minor Characters

Relationship: Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black & Sirius Black

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Strippers & Strip Clubs, POV Regulus Black, Wealth, CEO James Potter, he is FILTHY rich, aka "the Rich Simp", stripper Regulus Black, Getting Together, Falling In Love, Explicit Sexual Content, Found Family, Angst, there's a heavy dose of Black brothers angst in this one, Happy Ending, Smoking, Alcohol, Drug Use, Drug Addiction, Latino James Potter, James' thighs were made to be ridden, Past Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Minor Regulus Black/Male Character(s), Daddy Kink, Sugar daddy/baby dynamics, Dom/sub Undertones, off-screen discussions about safe words happen, Gender Identity, Genderfluid Regulus Black, Regulus uses he/him but prefers that others use they/them, there's a shift in later chapters to they/them in Regulus' narrative, emphasis on gender euphoria not dysphoria, James calls Regulus 'Princess', me and the limos are at it again, inappropriate use of champagne, James Potter has a stockings kink, Regulus Black has a tongue piercing, Regulus Black's Raging Praise Kink, Jegulus Vers/Switch Agenda, Jegulus, Background Relationships, Additional Warnings In Author's Note

[saltyground]

[odegaardbf]

[shkspr]

Obviously it's magpod. Give me all the answers thank

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

martin blackwood obviously. thats my blorbo of all time i get him like nobody else does

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

i dont know if i really have one honestly? i think the problem is jon martin and tim are all scrunkly blorbo meow meows for me and its easy enough to put one char per answer but only bc i know martin is my number one blorbo and jon is my number one meow meow so i guess that leaves tim for the scrunkly category but i dont want him to think i picked him on a technicality bc he means so much more than that to me i love him so much

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

sasha james!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

jason north (the statement giver from mag37 “burnt offering” who thinks that pine martens are wee bears)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

jonathan a sims my dearest love

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

elias<3333

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

also elias<333333

[judeharoldvich]

for the ask meme: bttf??

HELLO <3333 THANK YOU BESTIE blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

Martin Seamus McFly of course

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

also marty

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

JENNIFER why doesnt she get more love shes so cute

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

michael j fox when he appeared at the end of the telltale game

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

citizen brown doc. also needles (sorry)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

biff. obviously,

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

also biff <3

[gerrydelano]

NEW INSTALLMENT???hellooooooooo!!!!!!!!! this is another of my famed livereacts because it’s the only way i know how to put my thoughts down without forgetting what happened in the chapter within like 10 seconds . livereact COMMENCE!

georgie my beloved. she is an icon oh lmaooo melanie just showed up haha. can’t believe andy dipped though :/. HELLO ADMIRAL! ough poor melanie :(( WAIT SHE USES SCOPE? ok …. oh she is so good :’-) she wants to help the archive staff <3333 WAIT THEY KISS? oh man… HI GERRY!!!! my beloved heyyyyyyy sasha <3 someone wants to give her a statement????? oooohkk SOMETHING IS FOLLOWING HIM? damn that’s…. strange…… ba dum tss. oh it’s “jurgen leitner” yeah… what a guy. OHH LEROY MY DUDE YOU ARE :00000 king is seeing through the stranger bullshit. raphael oooh hi :-) TIM! they are letting her stay there that is so sweet LMAO “Very bad!!” jon is an ICON “Jurgen Leitner is probably dead. Please call me as soon as you’re able!” like this is just an email about late work oh my godddd THE CLIFFHANGER…….

very much enjoyed ‼️ as a Secret Martin Bf Knower i am so excited for this installment LOL

WAHEY! i love your live reacts thank you for the nourishment 😊

mild reactionary spoilers under the cut

georgie OUR beloved ☭

melanie is so scatterbrained sometimes and all the cuter for it (georgie voice)

andy was going through some Things himself! i have no idea how i'd react if my roommates started pulling all That shit, after the one that was my best friend sort of hung me out to dry on our Entire Career 😔 he'll come around and be normal about the rent, i think, but this isn't going to be an easy mend.

admiral big orange baby

melanie has been using scope since CH5 of the second installment, yeah! she had a conversation with an american hunter just before the prentiss showdown (after gerry explicitly warned her Not to talk to hunters. whoops!)

she wants to help SO much, though, it KILLS her to see people with the means to do good Refusing to use them for that. FUCK the institute!

they kiss! surprise! casual girlfriends just giving it a go because they enjoy each other's company, no external pressure or drama required. i really wanted that for them tbh. very human

gerry in business mode what atrocities will he arrange

leroy vc i do NOT want to give a STATEMENT i've held out for a quarter century it's NOT HAPPENING

of COURSE it's "jurgen leitner" of Course he's got a nefarious reason for walking back Downstairs from Somewhere i sure wonder what he was doing (it's not even what you think!)

no one expects leroy to ever pay real attention to anything by nature of his attitude but surprise! it's high time something shook him

raphael my beloved i am so sorry. they want to help her however they can! and it is so not easy!!!! gerry's been unintentionally harming her this WHOLE time in her dreams, it's NOT stopping, he couldn't even bring himself to hug her. at least tim was there to take the plunge, aye?

JON'S EMAIL SEEMS TO BE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PART SO FAR JHBKNLK

babygirl i am so sorry........

thank you so much! i'm SO jazzed for people to pick up on what's going on just by little meta clues. i've already begun slowly chipping at the fourth wall a little here >:3c it'll only persist. glad you're still having fun!

[racingseries]

Who're your favourite wankers in each team? (F1)

Ohh my first question!! i love it!

Also I'm a sucker for underdogs so here we go....

RedBull: Checo (He made his way up and is finally appreaciated <3)

Mercedes: Bottas (because he deserves love and appreaciation)

McLaren: Baby Lando (bc he's baby)

Ferrari: Carlos (he's just soo <33.....)

Alpha Tauri: Pierre (he deserves the world <3)

Aston Martin: *panicks* I love Seb with all my heart! (I love you too Lance)

Alpine: My beaut Esteban Ocon (he deserves love and appreaciation and hugs <3333)

Alfa Romeo: Kimi (he's just kimi and i love him)

Haas: Mick Schumacher (the only haas driver I'll ever knowledge until the egg goes away)

Williams: Geeeooooorgee!! *alex albon's voice*

[jean----ralphio]

Ep 5 of BoB tiiiime <3

Episode 5: Crossroads, but I’m renaming it “Holy crap is this a whooper of an ep, guys. So much haaaappeeeeens. Also, I freaked out cos I thought it was Bastogne but now I’m like oh phew. That’s for Future!Laura to freak out about”.

Ready? Let’s go!

01:15 Johnny ‘unimpressed’ Martin pulling one of his patented bitch-faces in the credits, we stan.

02:31 OHHHHH IT’S IRL DICK! We love you!!!

03:45 God I love the technique they use with the shaking, ground-level camera whenever Dick is running. It’s so realistic. And how he’s gasping for breath. Not like in movies when people just seem to run forever so easily. This whole scene, the pacing and the setting, you don’t know what’s happened or what’s happening currently, all you know is he’s running and alone and breathless and it’s all so frantic and my heart just cannot take it with this fucking show you guys!

04:04 Oh God. The kid. He sorta smiles? He doesn’t get it at first. I can’t.

04:10 SCHOONDERLOGT??!! THIS PLACE IS CALLED SCHOONDERLOGT? I LOVE IT!!!

04:34 Wake up from your post-coital nap, Nix!

04:42 Genuinely thought Dick was slapping his butt LMAO

04:46 HOE DON’T DO IT

04:55 I love how Dick is horrified for exactly a split second and then he’s just like LOL. Real talk, when does he laugh around anyone but Nix? He smiles around others but not the same as when he’s with Nix, and he sure as heck doesn’t laugh. Except for maybe with Harry. But Harry’s Harry, it’s a given.

05:15 Nix has forgiven him quickly, it seems. Probably because Dick let him sit in the front seat.

05:22 They’re so married.

06:13 Don’t flirt with Dick’s husband, Hot Brit.

06:23 He just did it again, after I specifically told him not to! You’re on thin ice now, Hot Brit.

06:47 Dick hasn’t been doing his homework.

06:54 No Dick, Nix is busy with his new hot friend, go do your homework.

07:07 What happens if you make a mistake on a typewriter? Can’t backspace lol. Imagine all that typing, getting to like the last character and fucking it up.

07:26 DOGGIE!

08:00 OK I’m sorry which guy was it that just burst in screaming “PENETRATION!” I need to marry them even though I’m already married, and I don’t think it was Rich. Whoever it was, I want to shake their hand, at least.

08:17 No. Do not blame Lieb for anything, ever.

08:29 Roe in action <3

08:39 “Hey Alley.” “Heyyy.” I love them. My babies <3

08:53 The boys want revenge.

09:33 Lol @ Tab, “They’re not as smart as me and you?”

10:23 ISTG I need a translation or subtitles for the hand-signals. I would hard out be chillin at the back yelling “WTF MAN. DICK! HEY DICK! I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. YOU.” And then we’d all die cos they’d hear.

10:26 RICH! IT’S RICH YOU GUYS!!!

11:22 RICH <3

12:14 LMAO Lieb is so excited.

12:33 Dick is so fucking smart, making sure everyone has a target to eliminate so they’re not outnumbered for long and the most immediate threats are taken care of <3

12:38 RICH <3 It’s so cool to see him doing his mortar thing, not just comic relief or providing me with dopamine by simply existing.

14:29 The gunshots and then crossing to the typewriter keys ugh this shooooooow

15:40 Enter?? LMFAO Who says that!! Oh look, Nix has come to apologize for encouraging the flirtatious Hot Brit. He missed you <3

15:52 Dick is in love with Nix. And Nix is in love with Dick. Husbands <3

16:15 This entire exchange is the most A+ flirting. I love how Dick just plants the thought and leaves it to Nix. He doesn’t push. He accepts Nix as he is and <3’s him

16:59 LOL @ Nix “That’s not literature… say ‘we’ a lot,” so supportive and helpful.

17:35 Nervous boys

17:41 Johnny ‘unimpressed’ Martin is starting to bitch-face, watch out…

17:52 Oh no.

18:12 Lol @ Lieb, you can see he’s yelling

18:35 Dick looks so BAMF

19:11 Hoob, it’s not a competition!

20:00 Web <3

20:08 Johnny, chill!

20:48 Oh Web. “Jesus Christ, they got me!” Rivalling Buck for being dramatic af, baby

21:24 Aw Dick

21:36 Lieb find some chill for once in your life. Are you upset Web got hurt?

21:42 Do not speak to your father that way!

21:59 You’re in time-out, young man!

22:17 Ross McCall is freaking hot omg. LMAO @ Lieb though, his Dad is not happy and now he’s grounded.

22:30 No, Web, no one believes much of what you say tbh, sweetie. Still <3 you though.

24:01 You can tell it’s Nix by the way he walks and his shoulders <3333

24:16 Nix doesn’t know who that is aw

24:34 Aw Nix trying to be comforting and supportive the way Dick was to him earlier. But his husband is too moody.

25:53 I love that Sink asks it that way, “How would you feel?” Rather than surprise bitch you’re doing it. I mean you don’t say no to that kinda thing but still. Sink = <3 He’s such a babe

26:16 RICH! EVERYONE STOP, NOTHING ELSE WILL EVER MATTER IT’S RICH. I was starting to miss him in case you couldn’t tell. Lol wtf is he doing to Penk’s ear, and why with a spoon??!!

26:26 Aw Dick. He wants to know his sons will be well looked after by their new stepdad.

26:35 ROE <3

26:47 Nix couldn’t stay away long

27:05 NIX! No!

27:14 LMAO bacon sandwich. Loves how Dick gives the report to Nix, not his orderly.

27:26 He missed you obvs

28:13 Moose, you look after his sons!

28:29 Aw Dick can’t let go <3

28:38 Nix’s resigned little sigh and shoulder slump aha

28:54 Bull! Missed you! As identifiable as ever by the cigar… but is now the best time to be smoking it??

29:31 Their code is Leicester Square! So cute!

29:46 Lieb is so eager for blood-shed

30:40 Aw they gave Moose a beret!

30:39 Dick is jealous he doesn’t get a beret! But he’s so happy his sons are safe.

31:17 I always scream.

31:50 Roe <3 “Mo’phine.”

32:11 “You oughtta. You are officers, you are grown-ups! You oughtta know!” ICONIC. My heart. His faaaaace. Shane Taylor <3333

32:19 The bloody handprint omg

32:46 The boss jacket returns <3

33:11 Nix is so proud.

33:41 We missed you Bill <3

33:48 Dad’s a busy man now Bill.

34:25 “I don’t wanna see another piece of paper!” Dick is always such a mood. Never change, Dick <3

34:20 Whatcha doing, Nix? About to propose? God I wish. You know Dick would say yes.

34:35 Don’t interrupt the proposal, Harry!

34:42 Dick and I are just both going to pretend we didn’t hear that, Nix. Canon not accepted.

34:59 Dick would rather be with you tbh

35:30 So they all just sit around in parade dress? Wait is that parade dress? It is, isn’t it? Someone @ me?

35:34 Rude

36:05 Dick. Don’t stare at the child, Dick.

36:52 Dick. Stop. Seriously.

38:05 Can’t tell if that’s cute or weird tbh

38:31 He’s moping cos he misses Nix

39:03 Unf

39:30 Joe/Charlie <3 Missed you

39:38 I don’t know what I love more, Luz being such a troll or Rich. Hang on, what am I saying. Rich.

39:44 RICCCHHHH

39:48 Iconic. ILY Rich

40:00 Easy Mum and Joe/Charlie are so mad lmao. The just wanna watch the movie, shut up kids.

40:17 Dad’s back, Buck, it’s OK now.

40:42 Oh Buck </3

40:57 Joe/Charlie is about to shank you, Luz, stop.

41:02 Iconic.

41:19 Who dis bitch?

41:23 All I see is Rich.

41:34 Rich! Dramatic af

42:02 Oh Buck </3

42:42 Dad’s not happy

43:09 Dad’s. Not. Happy.

43:54 Babe looking cute <3

44:09 Rich <33333333

44:40 Stop hazing the new kid, guys!

45:14 Rich LMAO “We can’t be in Hell, it’s too damn cold!” We <3 you

46:11 Strayer’s a bit useless, let’s be honest

46:31 Babe <3

47:50 LMAO JIMMY FALLON

48:00 Joe/Charlie just wants all the ammo

48:22 RICH

48:38 “We’re paratroopers, lieutenant, we’re supposed to be surrounded.” Dick you are an icon.

49:31 ITS RICH

49:54 Love that, Dick walking in the space between the rows of his men <3

50:19 So ominous 0.o

In conclusion, I love this show.

[midchelle]

15 questions, 15 tags

thanks for tagging @blondecasino!

▪︎ nickname: errr I don't use my Actual Name on here because its quite uncommon but. guru is fine

▪︎ height: 5'5 1/2. idk if that 1/2 bit is bullshit or not but I stick it in there because I'm taller than this one girl I know who's properly 5'5.

▪︎ last thing I googled: 'bob dylan i want you lyrics' because I couldn't remember what he says before the silver saxophones say I should refuse you

▪︎ song stuck in my head currently: donttrustme - 3OH!3. what can i say except tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

▪︎ amount of sleep: at least five hours nightly. usually

▪︎ dream job: as much as i would love to be a c list nepo baby and for tumblr girlies to post paparazzi shots of me looking glum under spotify links, realistically i know that if i could just laze around all day, that'd what i'd do and i would achieve fuck all (which i know would make me miserable.) so i guess I'll just have to settle for being a super rich doctor or whatever

▪︎ wearing: white button-down nightie because im about to go snork mimimimi

▪︎ movie/book that summarises you: uhhhh gotta be the waves by virginia woolf. i don't think I've ever read anything else that's ever impacted me in such a way. for months after reading it for the first time i would take the book everywhere just to have it there with me like a friend.

▪︎ favourite song currently: probably cortez the killer by neil young. or cowgirl in the sand.

▪︎ aesthetic: i have been designated 'prep' by my friends at college because sometimes i wear argyle sweaters.

▪︎ favourite author/s: joan didion, donna tartt, virginia woolf, otessa moshfegh, emma cline, jeffrey eugenides, vladimir nabokov. and george rr martin. i was the same age as daenerys in the first book when i read the series and I'm going to be older than all the main characters when the next one comes out i just know it

▪︎ random fact: i can put my hand on a flat surface and twist it around nearly 360º

I shall tag: @johnhateblog and @goodbye-home-demo no pressure! I understand that you're probably supposed to tag 15 people (and so the name) but. I don't feel like it I want to sleep <3333 night-night.

[ohoshi-main]

i was tagged~

by @lydias-martin and @lydistiles my babies<3333 but also my fave person in lyf @kira-scott ♥

rules: list ten of your favourite female characters in different fandoms! then tag ten people!

1. raven reyes - the 100

2. lydia martin - teen wolf

3. mazikeen - lucifer

4. regina mills - once upon a time

5. sana bakkoush - skam

6. katherine pierce - the vampire diaries

7. riley blue - sense8

8. mary stuart - reign

9. natasha romanoff - marvel

10. hermione granger - harry potter

I’m tagging: @yossiacar @rafeadller @zoemonroe @cupcakeblake @bellameblake @lydiablakes @scotsmccall @youaretoosmart @fallen-arkadia @slowburnotptrash @stileslydiah @lydiastxles

[jean----ralphio]

BoB liveblog ep 7

Episode 7: The Breaking Point. YEAH, OF MY FUCKING HEART

I HATE THIS EPISODE. I HATE IT WITH THE FIERY INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS.

00:00 I really don’t wanna do this you guys.

00:38 Can’t we just pretend this episode doesn’t exist?

01:22 OMFG I CAN’T ALL THE SWEET IRL MEN ARE CRYING NOOOO IT HURRRTS

04:05 RICH! Ok I feel a little better. Ahaha, he’s growing a beard. It’s got nothing on the quarantine beard he’s rocking nowadays tho

04:22 That whole scene is hilarious but I’m too distracted by Rich to appreciate it properly

05:18 Horsie

05:30 Hey Fassy

05:57 He’s so obsessed with the Luger, oh Hoob ☹

06:07 Ahhh that second where he looks into the camera and fires ☹ He’s so happy

06:31 IT’S SHIFTY MY ANGEL SON, MY ANGEL CHILD, LOOK AT HIIIIIMMMM!!!! MY BABY! I’M SO HAPPY! THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THE EPISODE! HE’S SO HUMBLE AND PERF ILY SHIFTY

06:51 He is such a fucking angel, I swear. “What happened to the horse?” PETA would be pleased you care, baby.

07:01 Look at my son, look at his little angel face

07:27 Buck seems a little better??

07:47 Gold.

“Shut up boys.”

“Shutting up, Sarge.”

But notice my angel is perfectly well-behaved

08:00 “That was no rifle.” Shifty just Knows Things.

“What do you see, Shift?”

“Nobody out there.” HE’S JUST A BOSS SNIPER ANGEL ELF BABY OK

08:15 Oh Hoob

08:43 Oh God

09:03 ROE OMG NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES “Did you think it was a German leg, Hoob?” I MEAN LMAO BUT NO

09:33 Nooooooooooo

09:44 Oh God, the way Buck and Perco are cradling his face ☹

10:04 Husbands, do something, reincarnate him or something

10:32 Oh Dick is shivering aw

10:38 Lip, baby, no, do not cover for than incompetent POS

10:48 The husbands are unimpressed

11:39 Nice gloves tho Dike

11:57 “At present, as per usual, but I’ll clarify that with you at a later time.” No. No. He’s asking now. He needs to know now. Wtf.

12:39 IS THAT RICH??

13:12 RICH! BEARDED RICH!

13:23 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

13:26 Just gonna pause here a little while, excuse me

13:47 Lip is such a boss. We love you Lip

14:13 Bill’s laugh <3 RICH’S SMILE <333

14:48 Dick omg your flirting, so cute. They are in love.

15:20 Fassy is judging you… that means Alicia Vikander is coming for you…

15:50 Omg Nix knows his husband so well

16:24 Aw, Bill and Babe <3 BROTP

17:33 Bill, sweetie, no, I’m sorry but Buck is not fine!

17:58 Oh God the foreboding. Rich ☹ <3

18:01 WTF is Luz smoking LMAO

18:33 RIIIIICH

19:08 “Well, they had a point. You’re an idiot.” Oh Penk. I’ll miss you Penk.

19:31 UGH GTFO. To be fair the actor does a great job with this role.

20:01 Dike is so random. But it’s nice he’s taking an interest??

21:20 NIX LMAO

21:33 Ugh, Dick. Stop. I know it’s to establish a sense of normalcy and ritual but Come. On. Buddy. Lol I love how Nix is just like LMAO NO I’M NOT GOING. I wish I could just say no when asked to do things by my bosses. We know it’s cos Nix can’t bear to be apart from his husband for so long <3

22:33 Guys, don’t be mean. Fassy, no, come on.

22:53 Wtf are Penk and Rich doing…

23:05 LMAO @ Dick and Sink.

“Got to keep the morale up for the folks back home.”

“Why?”

“Damned if I know.”

Iconic. Valid.

23:34 Lol my Joe/Charlie thought he was gonna get in trouble, but Dad just wanted to nag <3

24:24 Oh Bill <3 “Tied me own boots once last week, all by meself.” <3333 Bill please never change.

24:30 Rich <3333

24:36 Riiiiichhhhhh <3

24:48 Johhny ‘unimpressed’ Martin is already looking unimpressed, new kid, watch out, you’re not off to a great start.

24:56 Rich’s helmet still has bullet holes from the last episode, love the continuity <3

25:07 “You’ll find out, son.” Oh, Alley <3

25:17 Rich is hilarious in this scene, he’s having so much fun <3

25:22 Hey Lieb, I’ve missed you

25:46 Riichhh <3

25:53 OMFG that exchange!

               “How are those nuts, sarge?”

               “Doin fine, Bill, nice of you to ask.”

               Wtf Lip!!

26:05 Bye, Fassy!

26:26 Even when he’s blurred by snow, Speirs is intimidatingly good-looking.

27:01 He’s so polite but so scary

27:23 You’re hot, Speirs, so I automatically trust you. Not sure what that says about me but it’s probably not good tbh

27:57 Joe/Charlie has been back five seconds and he’s already out for blood.

28:58 Hey Lee

30:00 Oh God

31:33 Oh no, Joe/Charlie, my baby ☹

33:39 Bill’s here, baby, it’s OK

34:10 I can’t deal with the hilarity of Babe blocked in by the tree while Joe/Charlie is in such a bad way and being done so dirty

34:56 Oh GOD

35:28 Bill </3

36:11 My thoughts exactly, Luz

36:42 Buck ☹

37:41 “Hey Joe, I told you I’d beat you back to the states.” Bill don’t me laugh while I’m crying. Aw, we’ll miss you <3

37:59 Not really the time but fuck it, I am totally digging Luz’s hair now

38:26 I’m so shook. I’ve watched this series a billion times but it still hurts me. Scene after scene, Joe/Charlie in pain, Buck screaming for a medic, God Neal and Kirk are so good.

39:18 Oh God, Buck

40:00 Rich I love you

40:44 Rich <3 ☹

41:22 Noooooooo </3

41:44 No. No. NO.

41:59 NO. NOPE. CANON NOT ACCEPTED. They’re fine. They’re fine, they’re just off-screen for the rest of the series, chillin with Hoob and Renee on like a nice beach somewhere. Drinking maitais and maragaritas and building sandcastles and shit.

44:00 Hit Malarkey the hardest? NO FUCKING WAY, LIP, HIT ME THE HARDEST, MORE LIKE! But in all seriousness, can you imagine losing your friends, not having a body to bury or time to grieve ugh ☹ </3 OK I concede that Malarkey and I can share the grief 50/50. No wait. 60/40. In favour of me.

45:15 Malark, it’s what Hoob would have wanted. I’d ask him but he’s busy sunbathing and keeping the drinks topped up

46:57 We love you Buck

47:14 Bull <3

47:43 Lieb <333

48:10 Hang on, sweetie, Dad isn’t back yet

48:50 It’s OK, Lip, sweetie, you can do it.

49:38 Lip, listen to me, your Dad’s going to fix everything in about ten, fifteen minutes. And he’ll get you a hot boyfriend in the process. It’s all going to be OK.

50:05 Dick, honey, Dike doesn’t understand a thing you’re saying

50:25 Dike’s like lol who the fuck was that guy?

51:17 Lieb is so blood-thirsty <3

51:23 DON’T STOP RUNNING, IDIOT. NEVER STOP RUNNING! THE REST OF US LEARNT THAT IN THE FIRST EPISODE! GOD!

51:40 WTF ARE YOU DOING, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN

52:09 Poor Lee

52:22 NO, FUCK, OMG

53:14 Don’t send my Lee alone!

53:33 Bull. A cigar. Right now? I like Johnny’s beard, suits him.

54:13 “THEY SHOT ME IN MY ASS, BOYS!” Aw Perco. Iconic.

54:36 Legit one of my fave scenes in the history of television. Dick is just so beside himself and desperate and helpless watching his sons stuck and in so much trouble. He’s in full Dad mode, about to run in there to save his boys. Then, and this is so subtle but it’s my fave bit, HE CUTS OFF SINK. HE IGNORES/SPEAKS OVER SINK. DICK! SPEAKS! OVER! SINK! IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD HE EVER DO THAT?! ON WHAT PLANET WOULD HE EVER BE SO DISRESPCTFUL?! THIS ONE, COS HIS SONS NEED HIM NOW AND BEING POLITE AND ADHERRING TO PRINCIPLE AND RANK DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER WHEN EASY IS IN TROUBLE! AND THEN HE CALLS UP OUR BOY SPEIRS. AND SPEIRS IS SO FUCKING GUNG-HO, BOUNCING ABOUT READY TO SLAUGHTER EVERYONE, SO FUCKIN EXCITED!!

And then there’s Nix, lmao, chillin with his binoculars, super relaxed as long as his husband stays safe, tbh.

55:06 Oh that was the new boy, aw

55:12 BOSS BAMF ICONIC WE STAN

55:20 Here you go, Lip, one BF courtesy of your Dad lol

55:48 Oh GOD I MISS RICH

56:24 LMFAO was that the haystack Dike was behind??

57:00 I.C.O.N.I.C.

57:23 “The astounding thing was, that after he hooked up with I company, he came back.” Annnnnd Lip’s in love.

57:49 Aw happy boys

58:09 Noooooo they’ve been through enough! I’VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH THIS EPISODE OK, FUCK!

58:23 Go on, my angel son, you can do it.

58:36 Go, son. I love you.

58:43 Yes. Good boy.

59:26 Aw Bull piggybacking Perco <3

1:00:23 Oh yay! The church scene!

1:00:39 Look at my angel son <3

1:00:48 Hey Lieb

1:00:54 IT’S TAB! HEY TAB!

1:01:09 Babe <3 GRANT <3

1:01:29 Ahahaha Roe, I see you strategically placed yourself where you could stare at Babe 😉

1:01:59 Only 63 men left? Oh </3

1:02:00 Ahh Joe/Charlie <3 Bill <3 We love and miss you

1:02:20 RICH <333333 I LOVE YOU RICH <3333333 GOODBYE RICH <333333333333

1:02:39 Fuck Speirs is hot

1:02:53 The flirting <3 shooting looks at each other aw

1:03:09 Boys, stop checking each other out. You’re literally in a church full of nuns, go somewhere else to expend your sexual tension, jeez.

1:03:41 Flirting via talk of Roman soldiers, I dig it

1:04:28 Oh God, guys, this bit. Other than the propensity of my angel son, compared to usual, this is the only good part of the episode, I am here for the Speirton!

               “You don’t have any idea who I’m talking about, do you?” HIS FACE IS SO SOFT

               “No, Sir.” Lip, sweetie.

               “Hell, it was you, first sergeant.”

Speirs’ is in love right back. And his continued flirting re battlefield commission GOD. The way he looks at Lip… you deserve the hottest guy in the whole show, Lip, proud of you sweetie.

1:06:48 Annnnnd everything fucking hurts.

 To summarise, I am kinda appeased by the glorious glory that is Spierton. Rich and Penk and Hoob and Renee are FINE. THEY JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE OFF-SCREEN. IT’S FINE. I’M FINE ABOUT IT.

[jean----ralphio]

Band of brothers liveblog ep 4

Episode 4: Replacements – AKA Babe is here! And Dick is a grandfather!

Sigh. It’s daytime. No whiskey. Even I have (very low) standards.

03:34 Credits and the IRL men are not to be joked at.

04:15 Babe <3 He looks so young compared to the big kids aw

04:17 This whole scene is hilarious, love the Luz/Buck dynamic. Aw Babe’s making new friends while his replacement buddies sulk in the corner.

04:43 James McAvoy!

04:49 “Don’t take much to set my guys off.” LMAO Bull they’re freaking about to wet themselves.

05:01 “I don’t know much about gambling…” Lol @ Buck trying and completely failing to do as Dick advised. He did not try very hard at all.

05:19 Bill. Come on.

05:23 Hey Web <3

05:27 No, you’re James McAvoy.

05:46 “What would I do without George Luz!” Buck is so valid.

05:47 “Boop! OHHHHHH!!” This may just be my fave bit in the whole series. The entire darts scene gives me so much life, little Babe hanging with the big kids, Joe/Charlie in the background about to shank someone, Luz on top form…

06:33 Aw Babe

06:43 Bill’s laugh omg

06:53 Johnny stop flirting, you have a wife

07:05 Johnny, no

07:12 JOHNNY! NO!

07:29 Fuck off Cobb, that’s pathetic and so are you

07:48 Bull stop him

07:53 Oh, poor James McAvoy! It’s OK, Fassy is around, go find him instead

08:01 Baby no

08:29 “Shit Cobb, you didn’t fight in Normandy neither.” GET WRECKED.

08:47 RICH

09:10 Oh. Not what Smokey was expecting.

09:14 Look it’s my angel son

09:16 RICH

09:43 Lip aw <3

09:45 RICH! God, his eyes <3

10:56 I wouldn’t be aiming to emulate Cobb, sweetie

11:04 How would you know?

11:19 Bull’s like no, son, just stop before you hurt yourself

11:20 Popeye <3

11:23 Ew Ross

11:31 RICH

11:33 Fuck Rich is so fucking good-looking it’s like staring into the sun

12:04 The pause to gather himself. He’s nervous. Man Ross did a great job acting this role

12:16 Popeye we’ve missed you!

12:59 “Maybe he’ll court-martial me later!” LMFAO

13:07 RICH <3

13:11 His little upswept fringe tho

13:22 LOL RUN RICH.

13:40 How did Ross even know?!

13:52 Ugh piss off

14:15 He’s colour-blind, Johnny, use your brain

14:31 Aw Bull and his babies

15:56 It’s OK, your Dad’s here. That makes Dick a grandfather now, right?

16:28 Roe disapproves and therefore I disapprove

16:53 Web, you dork

18:15 Aw! So happy!

18:26 Bull’s still going on his cigar lmao

18:46 So cute

18:54 Perco lol

19:07 Dick’s like oh, OK. Nix is like no, ew, get off, you’re not Dick

19:32 Grant, that was smooth, I approve!

19:33 Tab omg

19:35 Hi IRL Babe!

19:48 I don’t like this bit so ima fast forward

20:44 The Dad squad is not happy

21:16 No that is a child! Dick disapproves

21:58 I don’t trust hot resistance man for some reason

22:26 That looks comfy, I’d chill with Web and the random other guy on that haystack for sure

23:10 Lmao @ Web “They don’t tell us much.”

24:08 Cute. Oh the kid is cute too, I guess.

25:08 Lmao @ Web again, the guy is hilarious “Vincent van Gogh was born in Neunen.” No one cares, sweetie. I’m forced to agree with Cobb, “Yeah, so what.” Never thought I’d see the day.

26:00 No, baby, don’t

26:50 Fuck

28:00 So. Stressful.

28:43 I hear a doggie

29:08 An effective way to get the fence down, I guess?

29:16 Hey Skinny

29:55 Oh Lord

30:16 Go, Johnny, quick

30:57 “I believe you, but if I can’t see the bugger, I can’t bloody well shoot him, can I?” Iconic. I love it. Johnny ‘unimpressed’ Martin is so done.

31:38 You were warned, baby, sorry to say

32:05 Bull ☹

32:34 I feel like Rich is there with Buck, but I can’t see him

32:38 Run, don’t crawl!

32:59 in a complete reversal of what I just said, why the fuck would you stand up and run through that, idiot!

33:15 Meanwhile, back in the ditch, Bull is still crawling ☹

34:49 SO MUCH DESTRUCTION OMG

35:30 GTFO Cobb no one likes you

35:46 GUYS I’M ON THE PHONE!!

36:00 Naw, Johnny wants his bf back

36:22 Oh James McAvoy ☹

36:41 Buck! Poor Buck! RICH I SEE YOU

36:53 How can Roe tell that already?

36:56 Rich, be careful. And you other guys too. But mostly Rich.

37:01 Lol @ Buck “Leave me here for the Germans!” Dramatic af! You’re fine!

37:22 Aw. RICH.

37:38 RICH. EVERYONE. LOOK. RICH IS THERE.

37:46 Dick is hot when he’s barking orders tbh

37:55 I scream every time

38:05 That’s some prime Winnix <3333

38:13 Hey Lip, missed you this ep <3

38:39 Careful of the grenade, baby

38:59 Oh, Johnny ☹

39L20 Piss off

39:51 I’d stay there, tbh, it looks safer, no one would think to look there

42:07 Ok I’m sorry Hoob is looking bae. Not as bae as Rich, because that’s fucking ridiculous. But still.

42:31 WTF are these idiots still doing hanging around in a bombed out, invaded town! Fuck off!

43:17 Ick

43:29 Mood tbh

43:49 God. BAMF.

44:23 Teeeense

44:33 Piss oooooooffffffffff

45:07 I freaking told Bull the barn wasn’t safe, he didn’t listen to me and now look!

45:30 Oh no. The blood is still clearly fresh.

46:17 Oh look, the German soldier is scared too.

46:45 So noisy! Thank God the planes are overhead

47:01 What do you expect him to do, lady! It’s kill or be killed, plus he’s trying to protect you!

47:24 I love how Bill calls him ‘the Bull’! And how he refuses to believe he’s dead <3

47:37 OK Hoob is def turning into a bae, NGL

47:44 Naw Bull’s sons miss their Dad

48:01 LMAO @ Web, he’s like OH FINE, I’ll come along I guess…

48:05 Cobb is a weak punk bitch

48:07 Still a weak punk bitch, fight me

48:46 DON’T. MOVE. A. MUSCLE.

48:55 Shhhhh

49:39 Nix can see that for himself, Dick. He just doesn’t care, tbh, as long as you’re safe.

50:30 Aw James McAvoy ☹

50:53 Have this little band of idiots been walking/looking all night? Dorks, that’s adorable.

51:22 Aw, they’re so happ

51:26 “Shut up, Cobb.” Valid.

51:45 I can’t say I don’t ship it, tbh

51:54 Look at Johnny’s happy little face <3

52:03 RICH!

52:14 “Never did like this company none,” Bull is a certified Icon.

52:16 RICH <3

52:14 Oh look, Roe <3

53:04 Cute

53:08 RICH

53:19 “I don’t like retreating,” omg Dick is so petulant, I love it. Cheer him up Nix!

53:29 I’m fucking living for the pure Rich content in the background, I’m not listening at all, sorry Winnix. ILY RICH.

54:13 The Brits lost 8000 men? Fuck. Fuck war.

In conclusion, Bull needs to listen to me when I yell at him through the screen to do stuff, Winnix are in love and are grandparents now, and I will never love anything like I love Rich when he’s being hilarious in the background of scenes the end.