#baby doll be careful ur gonna rip ur shirts

[salt-n-salt]

playing w kenny and shane like dress up dolls by giving them mullets 🫵 TEEHEEEEE

+ some contemplations over giving kendall a new outfit .. i feel like a cute short sleeve w no overalls makes him look bigger and juicier 🧑‍🍳

[r4in-nsfw]

PUNZ NSFW ALPHABET

Not sure for the next one if i should do Sub!Karl or Dom!Karl so lmk

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also as of tomorrow I will be taking a month break from tumblr for my mental health, but when i come back i'll be better than ever

A-aftercare

Because he's such a rough person, the aftercare is so soft it gives you a toothache, he's grabbing you ice for the bruises he left, feeding you and giving you water, praising you for how well you did for him. 'did so fucking well love, so good for me' rubbing your sides and playing with your hair as you cuddle.

B-body part

Boobies, he loves big boobies. tit fucking them too, he loves just laying on them, he could suffocate if he really wanted too. loves when your wearing low cut shirts too, stares at them for hours

C-cum

Literally loves breeding you, cumming inside you is number one but he'll also cum on your tits, painting them and seeing his marks on you. the thought could make him cum untouched.

D-dirty talk

My mans alwaysss dirty talking you, mumbling stuff to you to get you riled up. he loves seeing how weak it makes you. 'such a disgusting slut yeah? gonna fucking mark you up doll. make you all mine'

E-experience

im gonna just say when he met u was the biggest manwhore ever, hooked up with everyone, so he has tons of experience. but as soon as you two became official he became so devoted to you it kinda worried you

F-favorite posistion

COWGIRL OML THAT MAN LOVES WHEN U RIDE HIM. Another one is doggy, grabbing your ass and leaving moon shaped marks on your hips when he grabs them <3

G-goofy

nah nah, he's not goofy, hes super serious, especially when he's super needy, just ripping your clothes off without a word. other times he'll crack a joke here and there. but yeah most times hes so focused he completely forgets about everything else

H-hair

Um tbh i don't think he cares enough to shave alot, he trims sometimes. but he doesn't really care. occasionally he'll shave because i can get annoying sometimes

I-intimacy

Yknow, sometimes he'll be super intimate, taking his time, whispering soft praising words but other times he's not so intimate. and literally just destroying you..

J-jerking off

I don't think he cares about how much he jerks off, but he does quite a bit, he also struggles a bit with porn which you try to help him with by sending him pics of you or when ur available jerking him off yourself.

K-kink

Tbh, him being a Hard!dom in my opinion, i think hes really into temp play, Breeding, Public play, Orgasm Control/Denial, Pain play, and maybe even pet play if your down for that.

L-location

Mans will take you anywhere, but like anyone, he prefers the privacy of his or your bedrooms.

M-motivation

What really gets him going is when you kiss his neck, he loves the sloppy, half-hearted kisses you give him when your tired or in the mood, just drives him crazy.

N-NO

Literally nothing, he's up for anything tbh, like he'll do pretty much whatever you wanna try.

O-oral

actual prefers when he gives u head, literally gets so pussy drunk, eating you out for hours as you cum on his face over and over. also loves when u go down on him, when you look up at him with a innocent look in your eyes. ugh he could die from just that.

P-pace

Fast, usually really fast and rough, taking you from behind he'd garb your wrist and pull them back for leverage to thrust faster. god he loves fucking you into the mattress so roughly. but some days you guys just need some soft sex. like everyone does.

Q-quickie

Not to big a fan of them. but if he needs to he will. he'd much rather take his time and do all the things he wants to you.

R-risk

When it comes to trying new things he's all for it. but sometimes if things don't go well he'll apologize profusely. making you giggle 'its not your fault baby'

S-stamina

mans has so much stamina its crazy, could go for round after round till you can't fucking speak.

T-toy

he doesn't really use toys, but he has a few for you when you want them. he just doesn't see the point in them. like why would u get toys when u have him? thats his mindset.

U-unfair

oh my god he's always teasing you. running his hands up your bare skin, watching you squirm and plead for him. loves seeing what a mess his small touches do to you. literally drives him nuts.

V-volume

Not really loud, he'll whisper vulgar things to you under his breath and occasional curses and groans will fall from him. 'god so dirty for me, you like the way i stretch you? huh?'

W-wild card

As already said he watches porn, and has totally paid for it before even though he tried to deny it.

X- Xray

he's uncircumcised, pretty average with a slight curve to his cock. not big but its there.

Y-yearning

mans sex drive is so high, he could fuck you everyday if you let him, which most times you do, like said he could go for multiple rounds as well.

Z-zzz (how fast they fall asleep)

He stays up a lot actually, making sure your ok before taking care of himself. always wants to make sure your safe and comfortable first.

[sebastiansluts]

omg ur blurbs are so filthy and yummy i cannot get enough 😩

what about one where reader just lets bucky use her (since he hasn’t had a release in like 70+ years lmao) and he gets so desperate and rough without meaning to and ends up cumming for so long inside of her and all over her, but only realizes he’s been super rough after he’s come down from his high and the aftercare is just so so sweet like he’s praising her for doing so good, making him feel so good, kissing over the spots where he’s left marks or where he was rough😭

if you don’t write for bucky then just maybe a really sexually frustrated Seb would work too!!!

Aww thank you I really appreciate that!!!

Bucky Barnes x Reader; rough sex, long ejaculation, aftercare, praise

ANY HATE WILL BE DELETED THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE DON'T LIKE, DON'T INTERACT; MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 18+

Bucky pressed you up against your bedroom wall, hands under your shirt, desperately pulling it up, nearly ripping the fabric. "Sorry doll, I'll be gentle, just been awhile, you know?" he groaned, burying his face in your tits, smothering himself. His hands undid your jeans, metal one sliding to cup your aching heat through them.

"Bucky please, don't need to be, I can take it," you whimpered, his hands pulling your jeans and panties down, letting you kick them away as he undid your bra. He bit his lip, staring down at you in awe.

"Gonna take care of you baby, don't worry," Bucky murmured. He whipped his shirt off and picked you up by your thighs, forcing you to jump into his arms. He walked you over to the bed, tossing you back onto it, undoing his jeans. He crawled onto the bed naked, bracing himself above you.

Bucky slid two fingers into your pussy, easily going in to the knuckle. He groaned lowly, sliding a third in, pumping them in and out of you. "Yeah that's it baby, need more though right? Yeah, you need my cock, gonna give it to you doll."

You moaned as Bucky pulled his fingers free, slicking his cock up with his wet fingers, then lining up at your entrance. He pressed forward slowly, gasped, and thrust forward hard, filling you suddenly.

You choked on your cry, stuffed, as Bucky moaned, deep in his chest. "Fuck! So fucking tight doll," his hands tight on your hips, bruising them. "Say I can move doll, need to hear it," Bucky nearly growled.

"Move!" you shouted, not sure at all if you were ready, but not caring, giving him anything he wanted.

Bucky drew his hips back with a hiss and slammed them back into you starting a rapid and hard pace immediately. You screamed as his hips slammed into yours, his dick huge in your cunt. It dragged smoothly through your walls and you clenched down, feeling the thick veins on his cock as it stuttered deeper inside you, Bucky cursing above you.

"Shit! Gonna come baby, tell me you're close," he begged, bringing his metal hand down to your clit, sliding in the slick wetness but finding it and pinching.

You shrieked at the sudden pain, clit throbbing as he applied a little more pressure before releasing. A sob escaped your throat as he rubbed your clit, metal sliding coldly against it. Your orgasm came quickly, making you shake beneath him.

Bucky gripped your hips even tighter and thrust brutally fast. Your body was limp under him, too fucked out to do more than moan as he continued to hammer your cunt.

"Jesus fuck!" Bucky swore as he came, hips stilling with a final hard slam into yours, burying himself as deep as possible. He panted, chest heaving as he knelt, your hips propped up on his lap as he just kept coming. He pulled out, cum landing across your pussy and stomach, up to your tits, until he finally stopped.

Bucky's eyes slowly lightened as his breathing did too. "Shit doll, you okay? Damn it, you got some bruises going already, I'm sorry. I said I'd be gentle and I wasn't baby, that's not right."

Bucky hopped off the bed and scooped you into his arms in a bridal carry, brining you to the bathroom and setting you by the shower, ushering you in with him. "You did so well though baby, you know that? Took all of me, let me mess you up, mark you up. You're such a good girl, knew that from that moment I met you."

He had turned on the water and was washing you now, cleaning away his cum. Bucky got on his knees and pressed kisses to the fingertip shaped bruises on your hips that were already forming as he'd said. When he stood up, his hands were barely touching you, whisper gentle.

Bucky pressed a kiss to the mark he'd left on your tit, before bringing his lips to yours, kissing you gently. "Made me feel so good baby, been so long, you were so perfect."

You smiled happily, letting him press another kiss to your lips as he turned the water off. He let you out of the shower first, then grabbed towels, drying you off and following you back to the bedroom.

"Stay?" you asked, heading back to the bed.

"Of course doll, I wouldn't leave you," Bucky replied, crawling into bed, letting you turn out the light. He pulled you into his chest, letting you rest you head on it, right above his heartbeat. You sighed contentedly, arm around his waist.

[kunigamiis]

CONGRATS ON UR MILESTONE U DESERVE THE WORLD<33 can i pls have bachira and prompt 35, make it as dark as you want idc idc. anything by you is amazing either way

have a great day ilysm! take care of yourself -🐬

thank you so so much my sweet angel oml lemme give you kisses <33 i was in a bit of a yan mood this morning so yes,, soft boy bachira with a crazy streak! ilysmt!!! please drink enough water and get some rest if you've had a long day/week

contains bachira meguru

tw yandere, noncon/dubcon, overstimulation, 69

Your teeth chatter with the force of your head hitting the ground, uncarefully pushed to the floor and unceremoniously undressed with your hands pinned under his knees. It hurts, he’s too rough with you too often. But this is the trap you’ve found yourself in, and really— you’re not brave enough to stand up to him when he looks at you like he could eat you up. Skin, bone and muscle.

It’s even distressing to feel your blood pump under your skin when he lays sloppy kisses down your neck, ignoring the coldness of the floor in favor of staring up at the lights of your room.

You’ve been counting those lights a whole lot lately, focusing on them as he rips further down your shirt, peels off your skirt and panties, pressed his mouth to the soft swell of your chest and sucks like his life depends on it. Meguru is— for all intents and purposes, a lot. He was intense when you first met him, but that’s nothing to the devotion he claimed to have for you, claims to have for you. Even when tears well up and you let him lift your back from the floor to take off the last of your ruined top, rubbing himself against your crotch with as much control as an overgrown puppy.

You tangle your hands into his hair, pulling it a little to hear him groan. It’s a minimal defence, but it’s something. He captures your mouth again, tangling his tongue with yours and licking you up entirely, with hands roaming all over your naked body and getting you frustratingly wet. You hate the effect he has on you despite the pain, the embarrassment, of being someone’s toy. “S’damn pretty, baby, you look so pretty under me.” The words are pressed into the soft of your thigh, where he licks and bites, before throwing your legs over his shoulders and making you clench them around your head.

Hell, if only you were brave enough to lock your legs around him and don’t let go until he stops moving. If only you were a bit more like him, right? “Gonna look even more pretty taking my cock, hm? You want it?” You don’t respond very quickly, only managing a soft ‘mhm’, and his eyebrows pull together a bit. Just enough to set your skin alight, reminding you of all the previous punishments you had to sit through as he did it all in the name of love. “Tell me you want it, doll, cmon,” he coaches again, slotting his mouth over your overstimulated clit and sucking hard, hard enough to arch your back off the floor.

“I want it, Meguru,” you choke out through a whine, clenching your eyes shut against the tears and both the pain and pleasure of getting pushed to your orgasm yet again, again, again. He’s insatiable. “Wan’it, want it, please. Please give me your cock,” you sniffle, hiding your face into your arm. He hums against your pussy, licking a few more times, before he chuckles.

He unwraps your legs from his skull to slide his boxers from his hard cock, down strong thighs, and licks his lips before getting up for you. He lays you down further onto the carpet, giggling when you cling on to him. Your pussy aches, and you’re not sure what hurts more. Not having him buried inside you, or being touched at all. “Y’don’t have to cry for me, pretty, you know I’ll always give it to you. Even if it hurts, I’ll still make you feel so good.” It’s sweet, he’s sweet when he kisses your cheeks against the glistening tracks that make their way down your face.

But you don’t allow yourself to think it’s over, and sure enough, Bachira motions to open your mouth so he can spit right onto your tongue, grinning wide. He crawls over you and grabs his cock then, nudging the glistening head between your lips as his own face drops back to your pussy, back to your winking hole that he gladly slides two fingers into instantly.

It makes your entire body jerk, trembling and tense. But so, so good— and fuck, you don’t want him to stop. Why don’t you. You never wanted this, right? But with his fingers curling in you and the hot, heavy cock sliding down your throat, your head just feels cloudy.

“It’s like you were made for me, doll, you were meant to make me feel this good. Fuck, I’ll never stop.” You only choke on his cock as he pushes in further, no mercy from atop you, eating your pussy like a man starved.

[ravenschmaven]

GIVE US THE STAR WAR SPOILERS

like, all of em??

because, if so

HERES THE WHOLE DAMN FUCKING FILM UNDER THE CUT

We open to poe dameron about to fuck up a ship called a dreadnought - which is HUGE - because the rest of the rebellion is trying to evacuate. he cals hux, pretends he has no signal, makes a yo mama joke then begins blowing up the surface guns so that the ship cant destroy the bombers who are on their way to smash the ship.

leia tells him not to do the thing, he ignores her, blows up all the guns, and summons the bombers, which are these huge bulky things which move at a snails pace while tiefighters and x-wings fight around them. all but one of the bombers blows up, and the last bomber is able to drop the payload because of an asian officer we later realise is rose’s sister. rose’s sister is one of the many who die, with about five x-wings making it back. The rebellion goes to warp, finn wakes up and asks ‘where’s rey’.

Rey is exactly where we left her. she gives the lightsaber to luke, who yeets it over the edge and goes ‘fuck that shit im out’. she annoys him into accepting that she isn’t moving, then she plays the chewie card, and chewbacca trashes the shit outta the place. luke finds out han is dead, and FINALLY gets his head oudda his ass. Wont teach rey tho because kylo ren is a punk bitch who ruins everything. We see flashes of a flashy wristwatch. luke mentions kylo being a shit and talks about what happened. apparently luke confronted him about the darkness and ren went batshit. r2d2 also swears at luke repeatedly for a few seconds.

somewhere between snoke spends like five minutes roasting kylo ren and calling him a shithead while dressed in a gold bathrobe. ‘you have too much of your father’s heart’. ren smashes his helmet against the lift (rude) and yells at two officers to get his ship ready. hux is peacocking around like an asshole.

 while that happens leia gives poe shit for going ahead with a mission that got people killed. Leia HITS POE. LIKE FUCKING SMACKS HIM. (rian post ur address i just wanna talk) and then demotes him for doin his job??? even tho he aint really doing his job. poe is mad as fuCK. Leia has another flashy wristwatch which is actually a tracking device so rey can find the rebellion. she gives it to finn.

We drop out of warp, and everybody is seemingly chill until the first order rocks up literally 30 seconds later, including snoke, who has his own ship like an asshole. People panic, the first order, including kylo ren, attacks, and blows up the launch bay, killing every pilot except poe and a few others, and the bridge, which holds all the generals including leia. leia uses the motherfucking force to fly through space, and makes it back to the ship. she falls into a coma, where vice-admiral/general/mauve murder baby takes charge. her idea of saving everyone is to use their remaining fuel supply to stay just out of range of their gunners, which gives them about 16 hours left.

finn wants to save rey’s life so tries to sneak out, but gets caught by rose, who’s sobbing over the loss of her sister because they dont even get time to MOURN YALL. rose sees him as a hero, then talks about how shes caught 3 deserters, then realises finn is kind-of-deserting, then stuns him. finn wakes up in a trolley and explains the situation (lack of fuel, we’re all gonna die, they tracked us through warp) and rose figures out how they could track the fleet through warp.

if finn leads rose to the weird tracking thingo, she can disable it and save the fleet. the dynamic duo go to poe, whos confused and is really trigger happy and i dont like it, but he agrees that its a good idea. They ask maz how to break in, she says shes busy, and tells them to find this gambler guy with a red flower pin at Space Vegas. the team keep the plan under wraps, with only poe, finn, rose, and a few other officers knowing about the trip. finn, rose and bb8 leave, finn having given poe the tracking device thingy to poe.

Back at it again on depression island and rey is attempting to annoy luke into teaching her. We see the weird tiddy creatures, chewy eats some porgs and rey connects with the force and finds the ancient jedi texts in a funky looking tree. lukes asks who she is and why shes here, she says shes scared of the awakening and has no idea what to do. luke decides to get his act together and teach her.

the day he goes to teach her, rey’s chillin in her room and has a vision of Space trash panda - aka kylo ren - rey calls him a shithead and ren is confused as to how they’re talking, then rey freaks out and shoots the illusion, much to the chagrin of the caretakers (who look like my grandmother). rey lies to luke when he asks about the hole in the wall.

jedi lesson number one is to reach out and feel the force. after telling luke that being a jedi is about moving rocks and breaking shit, and being called a dumbass, rey sits on a rock and shows off a shittonne of power, but also a rising dark side (the motif of this film seems to be that the stronger u get the stronger the good/evil bitchfight) which makes luke panic because ‘this was what ben was like!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no!!!!!!!!!!’ luke get ya head oudda yo ass. its also revealed that luke has shut himself away from the force somehow.

the dynamic duo is in space vegas (they illegally park on a beach) and are walking through the casino and looking for Rose Brooch Guy. rose hears a noise and recognises it as the noise of some funky lookin animal which they use to race. finn says this place is great and asks why rose hates it. rose shares her backstory as the daughter of people who lost so much under the first order. its implied that rose joined because of what happened on starkiller base. she also talks about how everyone here sells weapons to the first order and gets rich off of it. bb8 does his damn job and finds red flower guy, but they get arrested for illegally parking the shuttle on the beach and dont get a chance to talk to the guy, whos gambling with two women on his arm.

one of the support ships runs out of fuel and gets exploded. I think its the medical one first. doesnt matter shit explodes and nobody cares.

JEDI LESSON #2: the jedi suck shit. the jedi are failures and luke keeps talking about it. talks about how he failed kylo ren. rey goes that there seems to be a light inside him (ew) somewhere near here. somewhere throughout the film are a few more force-vision things. one when its raining on Jedi island, one when Ren has no shirt (he looks like a ken doll) and another (the final one) when ren talks about his perspective of that night when luke confronted him.

rose and finn get thrown in space vegas prison, and are angrily yelling abt the problems with their plan when their roommate says ‘hey yeah i can break into a maximum security first order vessel’ then subsequently breaks out of prison. while rose and finn escape, bb8 bashes a few guards over the head and kicks ass.

Rose and Finn end up in the stables of those weird elephant-horse-camel creatures, and start a stampede with the help of the child slaves stable hands by using rose’s secret rebellion ring to prove theyre good guys. the animals seem to have a connection w/rose so i guess shes incredible. the dynamic duo are trapped between a clifface and the cops, and there’s a second where the pair say their ‘goodbye’s before a ship pops up with bb8 at the door going ‘get in bitch we’re going shopping!!!’ with the thief guy from before.

uuuh i think this is where support ship #2 goes because poe picks another fight saying that the new leader is running away and being a coward. she kicks him off the bridge.

rey explores the upside down dark force place on her own, and asks the dark force to show her her parents (I shit u not) it doesnt work and she tells this to kylo’s weirdass force ghost as she sits next to a fire. rey pleads w/ kylo to join the light one last time, and holds out her hand. fingertips touch and then luke fuckin rips the hut to shreds with the force. rey and luke fight, rey continuously pushing for the truth and luke confesses to, for a second, wanting to kill ren, and it was that second of weakness that led to all of this. rey thinks that ren can be saved and fucks off to Snoke’s Party Palace, where ren currently is. She takes the falcon and leaves luke behind.

poe starts a fight with the new leader while leia’s in a coma as the rebels abandon ship for the escape pods. he takes over and locks himself in the bridge to buy finn and rose more time. finn and rose have to barter with the codebreaker by giving him the only piece of her sister rose has left (a matching pendant with huge yin-yang vibes). finn calls him an asshole. the ship that they’re flying on belongs to somebody who sold weapons to both the first order and the resistance.

rey gets chewie to drop her off @ the Party Palace and is immediately captured by Ren and gets brought to Snoke. Snoke - still in the bathrobe - is pleased and brags about how his master plan is brilliant. turns out hes the reason there was a connection between them, AND the reason for the raging struggle in kylo ren. this bitch then fucking starts torturing rey for into on where the fuck luke is, rey aint a snitch so doesn’t say shit, but makes a few attempts at killing snoke. 

finn, rose, bb8, and randomass thief guy sneak onto the ship and wear disguises (including bb8, who is in an upside down trash can) to get to the tracking device thingy. however, bb8 is very unusual and attracts the attention of the first order version. thief guy uses rose’s necklace to crack open the lock, then gives it back. aww. but then they get caught by first order just as rose is about to break the tracker. not so aww. captain phasma shows up and finn is ready to start swinging.

poe’s locked down the bridge, and c3p0 is being a whiny shit and starts panicking when somebody starts lasering the door down. poe gets ready to shoot a bitch, but hesitates when he sees that it’s Our Lady and Saviour Leia. she, however, doesn’t hesitate and shoots him w/ something that causes him to go flying and knocks him out (???????)

on the rebellion ship, leia is talking to purple-hair lady - poe is being lifted into a shuttle - when purple-hair lady reveals that she’s going down w/ the ship so that the shuttles can escape. they say may the force be w/ u and leia looks longingly out the window @ her not-gf. poe wakes up, and leia explains the Master Plan. purple-hair lady knew about the tracking and had them rock up to this particular place because there’s a whole fucking planet nobody talks about that used to be a base.

rose and finn have been captured and are paraded thru the loading dock. the codebreaker sold information to the first order about the shuttles, and the ship begins firing on the shuttles.

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR SPACE FIGHT FOR SOME ANGSTY ISLAND BOI. luke goes to torch the tree where the jedi books are kept when yoda shows up (really bitch), asks wtf hes doing, then sets fire to the tree himself. theres some weirdass yoda speak of which i understood none of it but was about how failures are good teachers too (what is this motivational speaker month)

and back at it again at space fight the musical

Snoke’s still throwing rey around, then pushes her against a window so she can see the rebellion dying. he takes her/luke’s lightsaber, places it next to him, then tells kylo ren to kill her. snoke is revelling in rey being helpless, and starts monologuing kylo’s actions. ‘he turns the blade to face his true enemy’ luke’s blade shofts so it faces snoke ‘and slays his true enemy!’ a schwing, and snoke is literally a kebab. ren uses the force to DRAG THE LIGHT SABER THROUGH SNOKES FUCKIN ABDOMEN, CUTTING THAT PASTY BOI IN HALF. he gives it to rey, and then they fight snoke’s guards. its cool, there’s some teamwork, rey throws somebody in an oversized paper shredder. ren uses luke’s light saber at the end.

purple-hair lady sees that they’re going after her people and does possibly the coolest thing i’ve ever seen: she points the ship directly @ the bigass ship, and warps THROUGH IT. because there’s so little fuel, she doesn’t make it to actuasl warp, but is going fast enough that its an incredible battering ram which rips apart the ship, saving the lives of finn and rose, who are about to be executed. 

the floor breaks and they’re about to get outta there when phasma’s squad rocks up. one of the first order machines takes out most of the stormtroopers, and the pilot turns out to be bb8 (yeah, dont worry, rose and finn are confused too), and he distracts them as finn and phasma face off. the floor collapses and phasma falls in. byeeeeeee

rey and ren have won, everythings on fire, and ren decides that the best way to get a girl to join your side of the moral spectrum is to tell her that her parents are drunkards buried in paupers graves (damn, all those amazing lineage theories and they go with randomass power………… sad) and that the past should burn, the rebellion should die, all of it. he holds out his hand, and rey holds out hers SIKE shes taking the lightsaber and they’re basically standing there using the force when, really, some dumbass could just, yknow, GRAB IT. they are so ~evenly matched~ that luke’s lightsaber cracks down the middle, exploding and knocking them out.

NOW WERE GOING TO THE PLANET THINGY (god it never ends) where finn and rose make a dashing entrance and are almost killed because its a first order ship but poe hears them and calls off the gunfire (then immediately asks ‘WHERES MY DROID’ and honestly? i love). theyre surrounded by not-pokemon evolutions which are better than porgs. the rebellion gets a message sent to their allies (none answer. god thats worse than a groupchat) and then realises they’re sitting ducks because there’s one way into this base on the schematics and the first order is fuckin knocking.

hux finds ren on the floor, who blames rey for the death of snoke (bitchassliar) and claims the title of supreme leader, then goes after the rebellion. the first order has super polished weapons and the rebellion only has skimmers, which are the fancy version of skateboards with nerf guns like they are severely fucked. the first order also has a gun which they use as a battering ram.

when ren sends tie fighters out there, rey and chewie swoop in on the flacon and smash all of em (bless). the ground fire, however, gets almost all the skimmers. poe orders a fall-back, but finn doesn’t listen and goes straight for the cannon, a la poe at the beginning. rose, however, swoops in last second and stops him. when finn asks why, she says that the rebellion will win by saving what they love. she KISSES HIM. then falls into a coma.

all hope is lost until the OG BITCH, THE ONE THE ONLY LUKE SKYWALKER IN THE HOUUUUUUUUSE enters like its nbd. He holds leia, kisses her forehead, gives her a trinket from the falcon (two lil gold dice which i honestly thought were dreidels), then goes ‘bitch i got this’ and just stands in the middle of the battlefield doing the equivalent of the middle finger at ren, who loses it. hux tells him to #chill, and when its revealed that luke survived all that firepower, ren goes down to do it himself.

finn wants to step in, but poe realises its a distraction, and notices that the sparkly bois arent here, so there must be a natural exit somewhere. up above, rey is using the tracker to try and find them. 

outside, we figure out that ren is still a punk bitch and gets beaten by luke repeatedly. luke apologises for letting him down. ren goes on about destroying everything. luke calls him a dumbass. talks about rey being the next Jedi.

the rebels find the exit, but, lo behold, its covered in rocks. what does rey do like a fucking badass? move the damn ass rocks. FINNREY REUNION BITCHES. its cute. its v cute. theres a hug.

ren goes in for the kill. luke doesnt die. he stabs luke in the goddamn chest. luke is ACTUALLY A FORCE PROJECTION SIKE BITCH. luke fades away as the rebels escape on the falcon. the remains of whatever weirdass connection remainging between rey and kylo ignite one last time, but rey literally shuts the falcon door in his face (fuck that bitch)

the first order storm the empty base, hux is bein slim shady as fuck, ren finds the not-dreidels on the ground, which flicker out too.

cut to jedi island! luke is watching the sun go down, he smiles, cut to leia and rey pulling a face, and BAM Luke dies. hes gone. poof. his outfit blows away in the wind.

poe and rey FINALLY meet. ‘im poe dameron’ ‘im rey’ ‘i know’ finn is looking after rose (when finn grabs a cloth you can see the jedi books in the same drawer), and starin right @ her. leia sits next to rey, and they talk about luke dying. it’s not a sad death, rey says, but a peaceful one. it was his time, leia goes on. rey looks around at the twenty ish people who make up the rebellion now, and goes ‘how tf do we do this now’

CUT TO slave animal trainer baby in Space Vegas. kid has the ring and looks up at the stars. is holding a broom like a lightsaber as leia talks about hope as a spark which is slowly growing.

cut back to group shot from inside the falcon.

fin.